random quotes

[EconomistBR]

Most low income, low skill workers are pretty much brain dead zombies - CFC user

 

[Love]

<Philippe> hmm random quotes own

 

[Swedishguy]

Here's a true Random Persian Quote (in contrast to the fake ones):

Random Teacher: Does anybody in the class know a good ghost story? I'll let you off early if you do.
Random Persian: I do!
Random Teacher: Let's hear it.
Random Persian: There once was a horse and it died! *giggles*
Random Teacher: Just because of that I'll let you be here five minutes after class!
Random Persian: Nooo!

 

[kristopherb]

"you just misssed spanish radio"
"ashley bed"

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Stephen Colbert: Caution: This show may be a suffocation hazard because you can't poke holes in my arguments!

 

[Genocidicbunny]

another Colbert one:
This show was supposed to contain nudity. Thanks a lot network!

 

[carmen510]

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*beep*"

Actor in Hamlet after he was bit by a vampire.

 

[Equuleus]

EDIT: Its a true quote but it makes him look so bad it would really hurt his rep so I removed it.

 

[Angst]

I am your father.
- my father

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"So what does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing."

- Dark Helmet and Lone Starr
Spaceballs​

"Just because it's Pokemon-related does not mean it's from you."

- ggganz, on Swedishguy​

 

[Genocidicbunny]

<@Strider> Awesome... my powder has cleavage. - Strider upon finding out Talcum Powder has basal cleavage

 

[kristopherb]

'You americans call it the 1917-1918 war because you came in late, but you made up for it a bit for coming in earlier in the second world war, Yet you are tring to make up for it by starting the third world war'

 

[carmen510]

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change. -Dan Quayle, former US Vice President

Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists. -Same person a above

We have a firm commitment to NATO. We are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. -Same person as above

 

[oneperson]

"Chernobyl is like dolphins." - My teacher.

 

[Swedishguy]

"I'm sorry."
-Chukchi Husky

 

[carmen510]

"WTH you shave your legs with Chicken Pepsi and logs?"

"How do you know you're gay?" (Was trying to use reverse psychology)
"How do you know I'm not?"

"How do you know you only have one mom?"
"How do you know I do?"
"Because you just told me so"
"How do you know? How do you know it wasn't an alien disguised as me?"
"Because you just said it"
"How do you know I'm an alien?"
"How do you know you are an alien?"
"How do you know I'm not?"
"Because you don't exist"
"I exist as much as you do"
"I'm just a simulation, therefore, you don't exist"
"How do you know you're a simulation?"
"Because I just said so"
"How do you know you did? You could've been hallucinating"
"How would I hallucinate that I was a simulation if I am?"
"Because you're a human"
"How do you know I'm a human? I could be your mom!"
"How do you know your my mom?"
"Because your mom doesn't exist, and neither do I!"

-Arguement between two of my friends.