thetrooper
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"If I'm not me, then who the hell am I" -Arnold S. in Total Recall.
random quotes
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Bozo Erectus
Master Baker
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Isnt he wonderful? I'll miss the nutty old codger.PrinceOfLeigh said:
Rambuchan
The Funky President
Speak for yourself Bozo!
~ Ruprect The Monkey Boy in 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'
"I'm so happy, I think my balls will fall off!"Cheezy the Wiz said:
~ Ruprect The Monkey Boy in 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'
Mathilda
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Moderator Action: Moved to H&J. Let's try and keep it clean as well.
Bozo Erectus
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A lousy Secretary of Defense, but a first rate quote generator.Rambuchan said:
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
I think we could do a whole thread just with Arnie quotes.thetrooper said:"If I'm not me, then who the hell am I" -Arnold S. in Total Recall.
"Well I hope you left enough room for my fist, coz I'm going to ram it into your stomach and rip out your spine!" - Arnie (I forget which film but hey, they're all the same anyways)
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
"A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." - Jean Chretien
kristopherb
Protective/Charismatic
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GoodEnoughForMe
n.m.s.s.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bi*ch."
"A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce." - Don Quinn
"Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next." - Franklin P. Jones
"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking." - Arthur Block
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." - Jack Handey
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner
"A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce." - Don Quinn
"Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next." - Franklin P. Jones
"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking." - Arthur Block
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face." - Jack Handey
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
"He called me Chief Pigham!! Oh wait, now I get it hah hah" - Chief Wigham offa tha Simpsons
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Actually, it's "He called me Piggum! Oh wait, now I get it hah hah" - Chief Wiggum 
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
"Don't forget to bring a towel!" - Towelie
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
“Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction. That’s what I’m...you know. Trust people and they’ll be true to you. Treat them greatly, and they will show themselves to be great.” - David Brent
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
"I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me." - Hans Moleman
PrinceOfLeigh
Wigan, England
David Brent: “This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can’t do it, go on, do it.”
Sanj: “I don’t, must be someone else.”
David Brent: “Oh, sorry, it’s the other one-”
Sanj:“The other what..... Paki?”
David Brent: “Ah, that’s racist.”
Sanj: “I don’t, must be someone else.”
David Brent: “Oh, sorry, it’s the other one-”
Sanj:“The other what..... Paki?”
David Brent: “Ah, that’s racist.”
thetrooper
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"I kick arse for the Lord!" -Father Mcgruder in Braindead.
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
"In fact, you aren't even a part of these United States...which makes you...a Communist!" - Adam West, mayor of Quahog
Bartleby
Remembers laughter
"I turn my body from the sun. What ho, Tashtego! let me hear thy
hammer. Oh! ye three unsurrendered spires of mine; thou uncracked
keel; and only god-bullied hull; thou firm deck, and haughty helm,
and Pole-pointed prow,--death-glorious ship! must ye then perish,
and without me? Am I cut off from the last fond pride of meanest
shipwrecked captains? Oh, lonely death on lonely life! Oh, now I
feel my topmost greatness lies in my topmost grief. Ho, ho! from all
your furthest bounds, pour ye now in, ye bold billows of my whole
foregone life, and top this one piled comber of my death! Towards
thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last
I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's
sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses
to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to
pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned
whale! THUS, I give up the spear!"
hammer. Oh! ye three unsurrendered spires of mine; thou uncracked
keel; and only god-bullied hull; thou firm deck, and haughty helm,
and Pole-pointed prow,--death-glorious ship! must ye then perish,
and without me? Am I cut off from the last fond pride of meanest
shipwrecked captains? Oh, lonely death on lonely life! Oh, now I
feel my topmost greatness lies in my topmost grief. Ho, ho! from all
your furthest bounds, pour ye now in, ye bold billows of my whole
foregone life, and top this one piled comber of my death! Towards
thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last
I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's
sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses
to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to
pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned
whale! THUS, I give up the spear!"
Captain Ahab, in Melville's Moby Dick
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