Random Rants 0x52: [Obligatory rant about title]

[AdamCrock]

I got flu !!! My eyeballs feel heavy and my nose is dripping like mad , and this constant sneezing ! I hate flu !!

 

[Snerk]

Get a flu shot next year!

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Get a flu shot next year!

This is one of those things you have to be really careful about saying. Sometimes people get the flu even though they suffered through the flu shot, and if so when they hear this and lose their minds many courts consider the response justifiable homicide.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Sometimes the people who predict the flu strains make a mistake and so the flu shot isn't very effective. I don't know if that happened this year.

 

[Snerk]

If the people want to murder me I'll probably have it coming. I won't make a fuzz.

They say that if you get a flu despite being vaccinated it might shorten it's duration.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Might make it milder too.

 

[Snerk]

I prefer my flu extra spicy.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I pity the poor person who gets a norovirus just after eating spicy food.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

If the people want to murder me I'll probably have it coming. I won't make a fuzz.

They say that if you get a flu despite being vaccinated it might shorten it's duration.

I'm thinking that almost any weapon used on a cookie monster would make a fuzz.

 

[Snerk]

I pity the poor person who gets a norovirus just after eating spicy food.

That only means you get to enjoy the meal a second time. And a third. And so forth.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

That only means you get to enjoy the meal a second time. And a third. And so forth.

 

[Snerk]

The highest stress levels possible occurs when you're spending time with a parent who suddenly drops a "so my kid was up all night throwing up". Omg just thinking about it makes me sweaty. I just want to drop everything and jump into a pool of chlorine.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

How about when people drag their obviously sick kids out in public?

 

[Snerk]

Pure evil. OTOH if I had to parent a coughing child I probably wouldn't give a damn either.

 

[AdamCrock]

How about when people drag their obviously sick kids out in public?

I've heard of "infection" parties for kids whos parents want em' to contract a certain diseases that kids should went through in younger years to get immunity.

 

[Syno]

Life is dangling a carrot in front of my face while at the precipice, promising me that there's land when I can so clearly see the drop.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Life is dangling a carrot in front of my face while at the precipice, promising me that there's land when I can so clearly see the drop.

*hands you a parachute*

 

[Snerk]

The irony is that carrots aren't that great to begin with.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Better than vinegar, though.

I might be mixing up my metaphors.

 

[AdamCrock]

Mixed metaphores salad with vinegar ?