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I've got over 500 channels on my TV but nothing to watch. While zapping I found a channel called "Russia Today", which showed a commercial about Siberian tigers natural habitat being exploited. The voice was in broken Russian. Annoyed at such a lousy channel, I continued to zap, until I found Denmark's TV3. I watched episodes of Simpsons I had already seen, and understood more of what they said than the subtitles. Uneasily, I went to sleep.
 
Swedishguy said:
I've got over 500 channels on my TV but nothing to watch. While zapping I found a channel called "Russia Today", which showed a commercial about Siberian tigers natural habitat being exploited. The voice was in broken Russian. Annoyed at such a lousy channel, I continued to zap, until I found Denmark's TV3. I watched episodes of Simpsons I had already seen, and understood more of what they said than the subtitles. Uneasily, I went to sleep.
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are you.....still sleeping?
 
Abaddon said:
But sex is fun. Why mock it up with all these preconcieved barriers and meanings?

Are there any benefits of not having sex? (safe sex, so disregard diease etc for this little bit)
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No sex is safe. Even with 7 times (yes, it's possible) contraception there is a chance to get pregnant. The only things that protect from STDs can break, and the diseases spread like the black death among young people.

But when considering completely safe sex, there is still some advantages: not only do you live longer, but it feels longer too. Double reward.

I think it's fun too, and I don't want to force anyone to anything, as long as I'm guaranteed to get a lifelong, happy relationship (hopefully with a virgin to start with but not necessary) that lasts too.
 
zxcvbnm said:
But when considering completely safe sex, there is still some advantages: not only do you live longer, but it feels longer too. Double reward.
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Live longer? Last I checked studies had shown having sex more reduced the risk of death in senior citizens and such... Plus it's known to be a good workout, iirc 30 minutes of sex burns more calories than 30 inutes of jogging... And it's a whole lot more fun:goodjob:
I mean I've tried jogging and I can go for awhile, but after ~5 minutes I get bored... I'm a virgin, but I don't think I'de run into that problem with sex:lol:

In fact I think I just came up with a new way to fight obesity:groucho:

I rant that school starts today:(
 
I think half of CFC shares your pain...although I happen to be posting during school hours, so I'm not feeling so down about it right now :D
 
zxcvbnm said:
I agree totally to this. What does happen to them? When they are in high school they usually demand some degree of relationship before getting to bed with some ***hole, but later in high school or at least college they have these one night things, hitting a new one from the bar every night and dumping them in the morning, and short, casual relationships that aren't supposed to last at all, but just to justify going to their pants.

WTH is going on? What's the matter with them youths? There are almost no virgins left anymore older than 18, and they have more partners than they can remember. I hate it when someone dreams of (one of) their ex(es), as it always causes trouble in the current relationship.
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Why do people eat food that they like??? I don't understand it!! Why do you like having a beautiful house? Why do you like going to the bathroom at least three times a day? That's so pointless. Why do you like playing computer games and having fun? Oh, my God, this youth, who can understand it...
 
nc-1701 said:
Live longer? Last I checked studies had shown having sex more reduced the risk of death in senior citizens and such... Plus it's known to be a good workout, iirc 30 minutes of sex burns more calories than 30 inutes of jogging... And it's a whole lot more fun:goodjob:
I mean I've tried jogging and I can go for awhile, but after ~5 minutes I get bored... I'm a virgin, but I don't think I'de run into that problem with sex:lol:

In fact I think I just came up with a new way to fight obesity:groucho:

I rant that school starts today:(
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Well, seems like my information was outdated. But living feels longer still:p
 
I listen to gypsy rock, but people call me "chalgar"! I'm not chalgar since I don't listen to this meaning-free @%#$# chalga! It's discusting!
 
[wiki]Chalgar[/wiki]?


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Chalgar - that listens to Chalga. Chalga is a horrible type of music found throughout the Balkans under different names. In Romanian, it's "Manele". :)

:vomit:

(click the vomit)
 
Why the vomit, it appears so seldom
 
zxcvbnm said:
Why the vomit, it appears so seldom
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That's the feeling this music inspires me (as well as it does to other people too). ;)

Both the lyrics and melody, and on top of that the horrible harmony.

Obviously, lyrics like:
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All girls like it from behind!
I like it too, but I am behind.
We likes the many girls, seduce them with money. (We likes is an attempt of imitating their horribly wrong grammar)
I am better than my enemies, let my enemies die.
I'll let them die and throw with money at their grave.
Cause I'm the richest, and biggest and I have the biggest thing (literally!! that's what they say)
My enemies die, my enemies die of jealousy, cause I bought a new Mercedes.
All girls like it from behind!
All girls like it from behind!
All girls like it from behind!

(repeat over and over for about 12 minutes)

aren't exactly intelligent, don't you think? Plus, when it is sung by a short fat gypsy with at least 400 grams of gold (don't believe me, try searching for their pics, with the gold chains at their necks weighing at least 200 grams, and the crosses and rings making up for the rest) on him, who hasn't washed himself in a month and lives in a huge kitsch palace but refuses to pay his electricity and water so he takes a dump in the courtyard, it gets even worse.

If the words aren't convincing enough, look at one of their "most emblematic" covers.
Spoiler :
Coperta_album_manele.jpg


Don't even get me started on the quality of the "music".
 
link so we can hear this music?
 
You... want to hear it? Abaddon, please, you're not an emo to make such a sucidal act!


Mirc guessed what chalgar was.
And we have more disscusting lyrics in Bulgaria.
But If I post them, you'll rant for it!
 
I was on school today, and we started the new year with a test.
 
Oh im back to school in about a month and a half....;)
 
I'm sitting in class today. We're, for some reason, discussing the race of the ancient Egyptians. When completely out of nowhere. From the mouth of the blondest, most idiotic girl I know, comes the most obscenely ignorant utterance I've heard in all my years: " I thought the Egyptians were Chinese"? We didn't even snicker...we sat in awe...she further ruins herself with "I really did cuz of their makeup!"


I cannot understand why people inquire to me about my lack of faith in human "intelligence".
 
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