Random Rants LXXII - What is wrong with us?

[Cutlass]

What? I said ‘I speak Greek’, not ‘I am Greek’.

And yet you're still delusional about mayonnaise. Maybe you should check yourself into a hospital.

 

[Takhisis]

Oh, how I wish VRWCAgent were here to put you in your place.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Are you guys talking about actual mayonnaise or miracle whip?

 

[Takhisis]

Miracle whip sounds like either some 'Murican brand or an RPG weapon. Which one is it?

 

[JohannaK]

Mayonnaise is a sauce. It has its place in the world. Like ketchup. Ketchup's place in the world is away from me at all times and at any cost.

 

[Takhisis]

Ketchup's place in the world is away from me at all times and at any cost.

Well, suddenly I am glad that your national football team didn't make it out of the group stages.

 

[Cutlass]

Mayonnaise's place in the world is at the bottom of the ocean. This is why Mexico celebrates a holiday called Sinco de Mayo.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

Neither ketchup nor mayonnaise deserve any place in my world.

 

[Cutlass]

Neither ketchup nor mayonnaise deserve any place in my world.

Ketchup is at least a vegetable.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Miracle whip sounds like either some 'Murican brand or an RPG weapon. Which one is it?

Here's a guide

Spoiler :

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip

 

[Takhisis]

Mayonnaise's place in the world is at the bottom of the ocean. This is why Mexico celebrates a holiday called Sinco de Mayo.

I call rasism.

 

[Cutlass]

I call rasism.

Because I think Mexicans are doing the world a service?

 

[Takhisis]

You're a rasist, man. You accuse all Mexicans of having a defect just because some of them do.

btw thanks Erika.

 

[Cutlass]

You're a rasist, man. You accuse all Mexicans of having a defect just because some of them do.

btw thanks Erika.

The Mexicans are the heroes of this piece.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Miracle whip sounds like either some 'Murican brand or an RPG weapon. Which one is it?

If you took all of the flavor out of mayonnaise, you'd have Miracle Whip.

 

[Takhisis]

The Mexicans are the heroes of this piece.

It seems that my rebel scum are your freedom fighters.

 

[Cutlass]

It seems that my rebel scum are your freedom fighters.

That's what happens when you take Darth Vader's side.

 

[Synobun]

I love mayonnaise. Or more specifically, I like original Hellman's mayonnaise. Their weird olive oil stuff is bad. The other brands are bad. Miracle Whip is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

 

[Takhisis]

I love mayonnaise.

I knew there was a good side to you.

 

[Synobun]

I knew there was a good side to you.

Just wait, you'll find something out about me in no time that undoes that.