Random Rants LXXII - What is wrong with us?

[Zkribbler]

I got food poisoning once, and mayo took the blame for it.

mayo = fat = weight gain = high cholesterol = heart attack & stroke

 

[Cutlass]

If he's a good liar, he can go into politics.
If he's fleet of foot, he can be a purse snatcher.
If he's charismatic, there's tel-evangelism.

He's just a dumbass. A dumbass who is apperently really good at fixing radios. But still a dumbass.

 

[Takhisis]

If he's a good liar, he can go into politics.
If he's fleet of foot, he can be a purse snatcher.
If he's charismatic, there's tel-evangelism.

he's a Trumpeista.

 

[choxorn]

Ah, so politics, then.

 

[Cutlass]

Ah, so politics, then.

His politics doesn't explain the rest of it.

 

[Broken_Erika]

As the Book Protesters in Postal 2 chant; Knowledge is for Commies

 

[Kyriakos]

Why are the females having body-paint instead of clothing? (well, the males too, but it protrudes more in the females...)

Graphic artist was too lazy to use a clothing prop and/or skin it?

#Bodypaintgate!

 

[Synobun]

I've spent over four hours in the past week trapped in Windows Update Hell.

This latest experience had them delete StartIsBack. As a favour, y'see.

 

[cardgame]

I have a commute to work. On this commute, I like to stream Spotify through my car. This is possible, because I have 4G LTE coverage for basically the entire way there.

RANT: Coming home at 4pm, my 4G coverage IS FREAKING NONEXISTENT ON THE SAME FREAKING STRETCH OF ROAD. STUCK AT 1X FOR LIKE 15 MILES, WTH

This is not an isolated case, and I am looking into installing some "force 4G LTE coverage" apps to see if they will improve this.

 

[Synobun]

Vancouver has some blind spots which completely knock out all reception; you don't get it back until you reset the adapter afterwards. Annoyed me endlessly when I could still work a 9-5.

I have some potential work coming in from a corporate client that has significant implications for my immediate future and my business. As a result, I am an emotional wreck.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I have a commute to work. On this commute, I like to stream Spotify through my car. This is possible, because I have 4G LTE coverage for basically the entire way there.

RANT: Coming home at 4pm, my 4G coverage IS FREAKING NONEXISTENT ON THE SAME FREAKING STRETCH OF ROAD. STUCK AT 1X FOR LIKE 15 MILES, WTH

This is not an isolated case, and I am looking into installing some "force 4G LTE coverage" apps to see if they will improve this.

I wonder if your network is throttling people due to an overload?

I have some potential work coming in from a corporate client that has significant implications for my immediate future and my business. As a result, I am an emotional wreck.

You got this dude!

 

[Synobun]

You got this dude!

Narrator: The dude didn't get it.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

People in this thread are badmouthing mayonnaise.
That's bad and displeasing.

 

[Ryika]

mayo = fat = weight gain = high cholesterol = heart attack & stroke

I was very surprised when I compared ketchup to mayonnaise. Mayonnaise, depending on the brand, has something like 4 times the calories of ketchup. I guess that's to be expected given that good ketchup is mostly tomatoes and spices, with some sugar mixed in, and mayonnaise - even the good ones - mostly consist of oil, but still. I certainly won't be using mayonnaise for anything anymore.

 

[Cutlass]

True story: The first time I ever saw mayonnaise on a hamburger I actually said "What godless barbarian would put mayonnaise on a hamburger?"

 

[Takhisis]

I believe in God, I speak Greek, and I put mayonnaise on my hamburgers, so the correct question to ask is ‘What godless barbarian wouldn't put mayonnaise on a hamburger?’.

 

[Synobun]

A barbarian that's right.

Edit: Damnit, Tak, you made my post sound like it's anti-mayonnaise.

 

[Cutlass]

I believe in God, I speak Greek, and I put mayonnaise on my hamburgers, so the correct question to ask is ‘What godless barbarian wouldn't put mayonnaise on a hamburger?’.

Have you seen a head-shrinker about these delusions you've been having?

 

[Takhisis]

You didn't think I'd spend 40 hours without logging into CFC without preparing a spectacular comeback, did you now, Synsensa-san?

 

[Takhisis]

Have you seen a head-shrinker about these delusions you've been having?

What? I said ‘I speak Greek’, not ‘I am Greek’.