Random Rants : Someone is wrong on the Internet

[Takhisis]

Tea is weak.

Only when brewed improperly.

Iced tea?

Dunno how that is actually made.

By means of profanation of the holy principles of tea.

 

[Arakhor]

I know, right? Cold tea?!

 

[Takhisis]

*straightens monocle and shudders*

 

[bhavv]

Hot drinks suck. I need my body temperature lowering all the time, not increasing.

 

[Takhisis]

Coke, whiskey, ice. OR whisky + optional ice.

 

[bhavv]

Oh I had some great luck while walking back home from my appointment today:

One lady stops me - 'Excuse me, would you be interested in hearing something?'.

What's that?

'YOU WONT BELIEVE IT, IVE GOT AN ABSOLUTE BARGAIN ON THE LATEST'.... While pulling out some black electric razor looking thing....

NO THANK YOU!!!! Seriously, havnt you heard of ebay?

.....

Then later on, another lady stops me 'Excuse me, could you do me a huge favor?'

What is it?

'I just moved into the area with my 3 girls, and I could really use a little help for the food and electric'...

I HAVNT GOT ANY MONEY ON ME!

I just, why? If I'm looking for work and I have a clusterload of health problems, so can you!

 

[Snerk]

I don't mind sugar. I need to eat a lot of it because I have poor food absorption from my IBS / possible chrons disease.

Nah keep the sugar intake low if you have digestion issues. Instead eat plenty of complex carbs, and not the simple kind like sugar. Your gut flora will be much happier with this.

 

[bhavv]

Got too much fatigue issues without enough sugar.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Coke, whiskey, ice. OR whisky + optional ice.

Cuba Libre! The only reasom USA dropped the embargo on Cuba, they wanted some quality cocktails.

 

[bhavv]

Oh yes, dizzyness stuff happened too.

A walked a little while and my head goes lightheaded and fainty as usual. So I pull out my walking stick.

Now while walking along normal walking places where I can keep my eyes on my feet, only the head weakness.

Now I need to cross a road, lift up head, look side to side, start walking, almost faceplant straight forward, but walking stick saves me. Then when I stop to cross a steep road ... I start falling backwards all stumbly stumbly stumble hey my walking sticks no good for backwards falls halp.

 

[Domen]

Find three differences between the videos:


Link to video.


Link to video.

 

[bhavv]

1) Domen is white. 2) Domen is hwhite. 3) Domen is hwite.

 

[Hygro]

Tea is superior. Red Bull is basically sugar water.

Redbull uses sucrose and glucose, unlike the straight fructose used in other energy drinks. So only a large minority of the sugar is straight sugar. The rest is usable energy.

 

[The_J]

...er...that's all usable energy o_O.

Play video games until your eyes bleed.

I did that for 14 years, now I like to have an actual life .
Just not sure out of what that'll consist for the next 2 months :/.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Hey, what's two more months, when compared to 14 years?

 

[Lohrenswald]

I think tea tastes bad
And coffe worse

 

[gay_Aleks]

If you add enough spoons of sugar, you won't feel a thing!

 

[Lohrenswald]

I'm pretty subpar at dissolving sugar in liquids

 

[gay_Aleks]

You make it sound as if you're conjuring rocket fuel.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Nah I'm just really bad at day-to-day stuff

The room I'm in right now is rediculously desperate for a cleaning, but I'm leaving tomorrow and I dread to return.
I really want a couple of days to clean, now.