Both of the USB ports on my laptop are not working. 

The best part is that my partner is a freshman who doesn't really care and doesn't need the class, and I need to destroy this final in order to pass the class (it's on Pass/Fail because it's not Major-required).
Plus even fewer knew Bastille Day was a national holiday in France and that Quebec and Ontario are provinces, not cities...
How much did you eat? A slice or two, or the whole package?
I made a bacon and cheese sandwich but I only took 3 or 4 bites of that, and I had some bacon as a side dish and I had a couple slices of those. Its too greasy.
ALWAYS drain your bacon over paper towels/cooling racks, vertically if possible. It becomes much less greasy and soggy when allowed to drain properly. Also, it depends where you got the bacon from, how it was cured, etc. Some sources are far superior to others.
I had it at the dining hall, so clearly they didn't make it properly. Meh typical uni food.
Bacon is awesome, period. No one can deny that.
Pigs, maybe?