Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[Taras Bulba]

Get a stun gun or a cattle prod. That should subdue the little ******.

I don't believe cattle prods are legal in NJ... crossing my fingers for Arizona

I find that to shut my sister up all I need to do is threaten to go into her room and destroy her Miley Cyrus and Twilight posters. If that also fails a good beating will fix it.

AHA.... unfortunately he doesn't have any of those

That's a VERY new one!

never heard that one?

Or better yet, a tube sock full of nickels!

 

[hossam]

I missed my final. I thought it was today, but it was yesterday. Now I'm begging for a make up. This sucks.

I'm going to stop being an Ahole to everyone and start being reasonable and nice. This is Karma. Karma is just a supernatural explanation for something that is perfectly natural. You do bad things, you attract bad people, bad things happen to you.

forget karma,embrace your darkside!

god know i am.

 

[silver 2039]

AHA.... unfortunately he doesn't have any of those

Find something precious to him and threaten to destroy it. And like I said if that doesn't work a severe beating will help.

 

[Taras Bulba]

Find something precious to him and threaten to destroy it. And like I said if that doesn't work a severe beating will help.

his escalation won't work well with that. All he really cares about is his cloths, and if I even think about touching them without his permission he'll attack me with a lead pipe in my sleep

 

[hossam]

his escalation won't work well with that. All he really cares about is his cloths, and if I even think about touching them without his permission he'll attack me with a lead pipe in my sleep

is he your older brother or younger brother?

and physically, is he bigger or smaller than you?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

never heard that one?

Actually no. Apparently you guys are better at playground language than me.

Really though, you could knock somebody out with one of those.

 

[Kozmos]

Well then I can only recommend poisoning his food with some strength/energy sapping poison so he will be too tired to harass or complain.

 

[Taras Bulba]

is he your older brother or younger brother?

and physically, is he bigger or smaller than you?

he's 3 years older than me, and slightly bigger than me

Actually no. Apparently you guys are better at playground language than me.

Really though, you could knock somebody out with one of those.

you really should catch up with the lingo

and I'll have to try that

 

[hossam]

he's 3 years older than me, and slightly bigger than me

well,i dont mean to be a dick, but it seems to me like you need to grow a pair.

just go punch him in the face as hard as you can and deal with the consequences later.

 

[Taras Bulba]

well,i dont mean to be a dick, but it seems to me like you need to grow a pair.

just go punch him in the face as hard as you can and deal with the consequences later.

its not that I'm afraid of getting hit, there is just no winning with him. I may get the last hit in the "fight" that would break out, but he'd get his revenge sometime later, most likely when I'm not expecting it. (it isn't cool when you wake up and you get a charlie horse

 

[hossam]

its not that I'm afraid of getting hit, there is just no winning with him. I may get the last hit in the "fight" that would break out, but he'd get his revenge sometime later, most likely when I'm not expecting it. (it isn't cool when you wake up and you get a charlie horse

hasnt george bush taught you anything? dont let his 8 years in office be for naught.

your brother is like a terrorist and you cant let the terrorists win. if he gives you a charlie horse you dip his hand in warm water when goes to bed, if he does something else you shave off his eyebrow's and so on and so forth. you cannot quite, you must get your REVENGE!!!!

 

[Taras Bulba]

I still like my pyschological warfare. I bother the crap out of him until he blows up, and since I didn't technically do anything bad, my mom yells at him for getting all angry at me for no REAL reason.

keeps him bothered, and me with my eyebrows

 

[Bigfoot3814]

and I'll have to try that

I'm not going to be responsible for when you send your brother to the emergency room with a sock full of nickels.

 

[choxorn]

Taras, you are lucky. Trust me.

 

[Shylock]

Why is it every girl I'm interested in has a boyfriend back east?
This is California, what the frak is wrong with you?

And these aren't just placations to get me to go away, they really DO do this.

 

[silver 2039]

Why is it every girl I'm interested in has a boyfriend back east?
This is California, what the frak is wrong with you?

And these aren't just placations to get me to go away, they really DO do this.

Yeah and I suppose their all too busy washing their hair that night when you ask them to go on dates too

 

[Ace of Gold]

Why is it every girl I'm interested in has a boyfriend back east?
This is California, what the frak is wrong with you?

And these aren't just placations to get me to go away, they really DO do this.

lol not for me. Where in California do you live

A staunch conservative is accusing me, ME, as being "liberal"

 

[Shylock]

Yeah and I suppose their all too busy washing their hair that night when you ask them to go on dates too

I would be planning to ask them out, but it comes up in conversation and I break off when I find out.

Seriously though don't you want to be with someone you can see more than once a year when you visit your family? My god people are ********.

lol not for me. Where in California do you live

North LA County.

 

[Mirc]

Why is it every girl I'm interested in has a boyfriend back east?
This is California, what the frak is wrong with you?

And these aren't just placations to get me to go away, they really DO do this.

Oh I have a similar rant! Why do I always get 2-3 potential girlfriends WHEREVER I go, in or out of my country, yet I'm unable to find one in the (literally) more than a million girls that live in this city?

 

[silver 2039]

Oh I have a similar rant! Why do I always get 2-3 potential girlfriends WHEREVER I go, in or out of my country, yet I'm unable to find one in the (literally) more than a million girls that live in this city?

You can't relate to local girls.