Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

I missed my final. I thought it was today, but it was yesterday. Now I'm begging for a make up. This sucks.

I'm going to stop being an Ahole to everyone and start being reasonable and nice. This is Karma. Karma is just a supernatural explanation for something that is perfectly natural. You do bad things, you attract bad people, bad things happen to you.
 
Eh? Karma is a load of bollocks. My friend, decent man with principles. Never can catch a lucky break. Me, total bastard = enjoying life.
 
For now, yes, Cleric, the wheel of (mis)fortune is going that way. But eventually, it'll come back to bite you in the butt. ;)
 
salty mud said:
I feel sorry for my friend. He's got a gorgeous sister but can't do anything about it. :(
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Well he could scald her face or something. That would probably do it.
choxorn said:
For now, yes, Cleric, the wheel of (mis)fortune is going that way. But eventually, it'll come back to bite you in the butt. ;)
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Yeah Cleric, you might die alone or something like that.
 
Well I've made my peace with that (very real) possibility long ago. Some people are made for being in relationships. I'm not. God knows I've tried. Then again maybe I just havent met 'the one' (which I think is a load of bollocks).
 
I feel sorry for my friend. He's got a gorgeous sister but can't do anything about it.
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Pix plz. I'll post one of my hot cousin if I can find it in return. Does your first cousin on your father's side count as incest?
 
No, I am not posting a pic.

And to answer your question, I think it depends on your own personal opinion and standing. I'm... dubious. :dunno:
 
salty mud said:
Your brother seems to be one whiny a-hole. Show him the dark side of your hand and tell him who's boss!
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he is, and I have... it doesn't always help, as there is no end to his fights.

by his logic

I slap him once, not too hard, but hard enough to tell him "shut up"

he slaps me 8 times as hard as he can.... and I'm not even kidding



at least he left the room because I bothered him out :p its the only thing that works anymore
 
Bigfoot3814 said:
You should tell him that me salty know about him now...
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Tell him "Two really cool people on the internet will come and steal your socks if you do not stop being a little turd-burglar, and then they will make you eat your socks while getting Rick Rolled over and over again."

Works every time. :cool:
 
salty mud said:
Tell him "Two really cool people on the internet will come and steal your socks if you do not stop being a little turd-burglar, and then they will make you eat your socks while getting Rick Rolled over and over again."

Works every time. :cool:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

everyone in our family does that anyway to get at him, so you wouldn't have many socks left to steal
 
Get a stun gun or a cattle prod. That should subdue the little ******.
 
I find that to shut my sister up all I need to do is threaten to go into her room and destroy her Miley Cyrus and Twilight posters. If that also fails a good beating will fix it.
 
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