Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[choxorn]

My mom is just coming up with random bull$#!t reasons to keep me off the computer. It is NOT that bad for me!

 

[silver 2039]

Heh did she screech "You'll go blind!" by any chance?

 

[choxorn]

Nah, she's just one of those "Spend-one-minute-in-front-of-a-screen-and-you'll-get-really-fat-and-out-of-shape-and-lazy-and-die" types.

 

[Rossiya]

Finally, that Satan-sent X-Factor bastard-programme has ended.

 

[salty mud]

Well, at least Eoghan didn't win. Now all the girls will be crying about it. They seem obsessed with his hideous visage and moronic hair.

 

[Ace of Gold]

hmmm I should be studying for finals

Yes that is a rant.

 

[really]

Finally, that Satan-sent X-Factor bastard-programme has ended.

I was out tonight and one of the criteria for the pubs we could go to was : are they showing the final of the x factor.

despite not having seen a single part of the show before this i got drawn into it.

I wanted the boy band to win.

 

[CCRunner]

The church christmas play was tonight. 163 minutes of horrible acting and worse puns. Seriously, two and a half hours? Topic was bad too. At least there were less than 27 lines forgotten

And I have to go tomorrow again because both my siblings are in it.

 

[Taras Bulba]

The church christmas play was tonight. 163 minutes of horrible acting and worse puns. Seriously, two and a half hours? Topic was bad too. At least there were less than 27 lines forgotten

And I have to go tomorrow again because both my siblings are in it.

two words for you

sunglasses and sleep

better yet, just make it easy... just make it sleep

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Or just start waving a lighter in the middle of one of the songs (I'm sure there are some songs).

 

[CCRunner]

two words for you

sunglasses and sleep

better yet, just make it easy... just make it sleep

Problem though- My family is the annoying one that sits in the front row and talks to each other. So if I sleep, not only can every cast member see me, but there is a high probability that somebody would try to talk to me and then announce to the congregation that I'm sleeping.

 

[silver 2039]

Problem though- My family is the annoying one that sits in the front row and talks to each other. So if I sleep, not only can every cast member see me, but there is a high probability that somebody would try to talk to me and then announce to the congregation that I'm sleeping.

Go high. Smoke up before the play. Then when you sit through it, it will be amusing if not hilarious at the very least.

 

[choxorn]

Pretend that you have suddenly become very sick and can't get out of bed.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I feel like I'm as big as two people, I've eaten so much food. urg.

 

[PeteAtoms]

i just spilled ketchup on my favorite shirt! ah.

and i think im developing carpal tunnel, im playing my guitar in horrible wrist posture apparently... ugh

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I picked up my Germanic game in RTR, the one with the insane Macedon.

Holy crap.

I've actually managed to work myself into a better position than before, and my landings in Greece have gone reasonably well so far. The Carthaginian war is being wrapped up, and I've got Thrace tamed for at least the moment. The Greek landings have manged to scatter that Macedonian horde that was camped out in Serbia, which might explain my recent gains; it also imperils the Greek Expedition. I'm still outnumbered like 4:1.

I'll win this yet, some how, some way.

 

[Annex]

Sounds like a glorious struggle. Why is this in rants and not raves?

 

[JustinianVII]

Studying sucks. Nothing more needs to be said about that.

Plus, the temperature's supposed to go from 60 to zero in the span of a day and a half. For my first final, I'll be driving and walking to class in single-digit cold! Fun stuff.

 

[salty mud]

Geography studying sucks.

I don't care about deltas and estuaries, dammit!

 

[Rossiya]

I wanted the boy band to win.

If you're not joking, that must be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read.