Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

My last two months have sucked.

The girl sitting in front of me in Latin class had paid attention to me for a long time. She was always there to talk to, always interested in what I’ve been doing, and always there to be a friend. I always help her in Latin, and soon, after a short time, I fell in love. This was not the first time, but I fell for her. Hard. About a month of developing a good friendship, I decided that the day after I would ask her to go to the movies or something. The fire drill came, and we both walked together to our Latin class’s space in the parking lot (no cars were there, thankfully). Then, some other boy came along and asked her out. She said yes and immediately abandoned me for her new boyfriend. Needless to say, I was crushed. There was nothing to do but walk to the parking spot, dejected and with my head down.

If that’s not enough, I soon get the news that my best friend has pneumonia. Not a huge deal, right?

The pneumonia collapses his lung and my best friend almost dies. I now begin to think that God hates me. Nothing catastrophic will happen again, right?

Nope. I soon get news that my cat has cancer and will die very soon. She’s emaciated, she’s paralyzed, and she’s losing hair over her tumors (one on her thyroid, one in her lung). To be honest, I’m surprised she’s still alive. She barely can make it up the stairs and always either rotates between under my parents’ bed and under my desk, though she’ll gladly take my bed as a place to stay. My other cat died from cancer (my parents didn’t even tell me for a week to “ease my suffering” [it only increased it and I hated my parents for quite a bit after]), and now this one’s going too by the same way.

This isn’t catastrophic, but still an obstacle. Power went out for a week. Wasn’t a big deal, I had a place with Wi-fi a few minutes away, and we had wood stoves and a flashlight. We still could live without power, and we did. Surprisingly, I didn’t march over to the electric company and started screaming at them to bring the power back. We were all on edge for the first four days, but on the fifth and sixth, we were calm.

So to sum it up, I see another guy ask my crush out, my best friend almost dies, my cat’s close to dying, and power was out for a week. There are people with worse lives than me, but I’ve got a pretty crappy one right now.
 
I think the one or more or less gods ruling this universe get pleasure from hearing human teenagers ranting their arses off, and makes their lives miserable to create said rants.
 
Yep, seems like the gods enjoy watching teens suffer. Me included. And, of course, D'Art. Anyways, my first rant in this thread- my dad. Honestly, sometimes I feel like he hates America and everything in it. My family was out on the road and as we were coming home, there was this very long line to go right at an intersection. My dad just says, "Watch what happens when the light turns green. They'll all go forward. Dumb Americans. They're so stupid!" And these are the exact words, as this just happened about 5 minutes ago. So the light turns green, and all but two go forward and the other two go right. My dad gloats and says, "See, it's just like these stupid Texans to go and stay in a big line like this." So, not bad, right? No. I had to put up with this kind of bigotry in a car. For 8 hours. The entire time, "Americans are racist. Texans are idiots. Americans are all stupids. All Texans are cowboys." I just wanted to reach over and strangle him. And his bigotry isn't just limited to America and Texas, he talked bad about California, Michigan, The entire Northeast, and even Canada when I suggested that if he hates Texas so much just move to Canada.

Well, guess what dad? I live in America and Texas. I am growing up in America and Texas. I plan on staying in America, but maybe not Texas, for a long time. I was born in America and Texas. You diss either, you're dissing me. You're trashing your own two sons. You hate this place, go live in Pakistan where you came from. Don't ask me to come along.


Oh, and I can't work up the nerve to ask out the girl I've got a crush on.
 
God, I hate Blockbuster.

I go to get the Dark Knight with a friend. :groucho: I go to the front of the line, and I give my ID to the clerk. The account is under my parents name, and I have used the ID before to get movies from this exact same store. This 5 foot dweeb looks at the ID for a couple of seconds, looks at the computer, and then tells me I cannot rent the movie because the account is under my name. At first, I asked him why this was so, I have done it before. He just responds, sorry, I can't do that. I explained that it was quite obvious that I was in fact, related to my father by the fact that I share a name, address, phone number, and even looks. No dice, so we left. We were stuck watching some boring romantic comedy, but this friend gets a phone call from the parental units then informs me she has to go. What a night. I mean, at the very least, it was not a blue ball. But god damnit, 15 more minutes, and I know it would have been.

If my family does not get the Netflix Roku, I'm not going to be happy.

At the very least, there's still a chance (maybe).
 
D'Art, that's really rough. I'm sorry that happened to you. But if I were you, as hard as it might seem, I wouldn't stop being her friend. Also, that fire drill thing gives me an idea...

mythmonstah, buy a bigass American flag and put it up in your room. Whistle the Yellow Rose of Texas while you eat breakfast. USA!
 
Not really a rant, but the raven haired girl is into me once again and acting like nothing happened. Well as long she keeps licking my neck, fine.

Monsters, crazed gods, women....what's the difference.
 
Yep, seems like the gods enjoy watching teens suffer. Me included. And, of course, D'Art. Anyways, my first rant in this thread- my dad. Honestly, sometimes I feel like he hates America and everything in it. My family was out on the road and as we were coming home, there was this very long line to go right at an intersection. My dad just says, "Watch what happens when the light turns green. They'll all go forward. Dumb Americans. They're so stupid!" And these are the exact words, as this just happened about 5 minutes ago. So the light turns green, and all but two go forward and the other two go right. My dad gloats and says, "See, it's just like these stupid Texans to go and stay in a big line like this." So, not bad, right? No. I had to put up with this kind of bigotry in a car. For 8 hours. The entire time, "Americans are racist. Texans are idiots. Americans are all stupids. All Texans are cowboys." I just wanted to reach over and strangle him. And his bigotry isn't just limited to America and Texas, he talked bad about California, Michigan, The entire Northeast, and even Canada when I suggested that if he hates Texas so much just move to Canada.

Well, guess what dad? I live in America and Texas. I am growing up in America and Texas. I plan on staying in America, but maybe not Texas, for a long time. I was born in America and Texas. You diss either, you're dissing me. You're trashing your own two sons. You hate this place, go live in Pakistan where you came from. Don't ask me to come along.


Oh, and I can't work up the nerve to ask out the girl I've got a crush on.

Dude, Texas sucks. :p

But Canada? How dare he!
 
Eh, yeah, I don't really care about Texas, but, hey, I was born here. And I know, Canada was completely uncalled for.
 
D'Art, that's really rough. I'm sorry that happened to you. But if I were you, as hard as it might seem, I wouldn't stop being her friend. Also, that fire drill thing gives me an idea...

mythmonstah, buy a bigass American flag and put it up in your room. Whistle the Yellow Rose of Texas while you eat breakfast. USA!

I haven't stopped.

Also, another rant on how the last two months sucked (it was too large to fit in the other):

Anyways, my regular bus driver had a baby at the beginning of November. So she decided to leave for the rest of the year so the baby would grow strong. She was an awesome bus driver. Now, we have this abomination of a substitute.

Let's see. For one, she's fifteen minutes late to my bus stop every single day. Before, she arrived at 6:55. Now, she arrives at 6:45 (only because a horde of angry parents called in).

She's also late to school every single day. What is the job of a bus driver? To get you to school ON TIME. Early is even better. When a horde of angry parents called, she arrived at 6:40. Now, she's slowly but surely reverting back to her old ways of lateness. The earliest she got us to school was 6:27, three minutes early. This was the only time she got us to school early to socialize with our friends. It's been nearly two months having her as a bus driver, and she's only got us to school early once. That's astonishingly bad.

Plus, when we ask her to get us on school on time, she yells at us that we are. THEN WHY THE HELL ARE WE GETTING LATE BUS PASSES?

Also, she drives slower than an old lady on acid. It does not take one minute to go up a hill. It takes about twenty seconds. And it now takes fifteen more minutes to get to my house rather than with my normal bus driver. All because SHE DRIVES FIFTEEN MILES AN HOUR!!!

She has a valley girl accent too. Annoying as hell.

I'll post more when I'm done with my shower.
 
I reccomend more horde of angry parent calls.

Substitute Bus Drivers do suck and take forever, although I'm astonished at how stupid yours is. Every sub bus driver I've ever encountered has always been late the first time, but usually not by 15 minutes, and they listen to the kids and take their advice, and get earlier the next times. They usually were there about the same time as the old bus driver by the third or fourth day.
 
Part 2:

She also apparently thinks misleading kids is funny. Right when I go on the bus on her first day, I run into her and ask if it's my bus. She says it's the next bus down.

After she convinces me it's the next bus down, I turn around. What happens? "Just kidding!"

At that point, I actually stood there and thought if I should get a ride from my mom instead (I ended up going on the bus). Turns out the bus driver did this to everyone who asked. The end result: One kid ended up deliberately missing the bus so he couldn't take it.

This is the biggest gripe and possibly the main reason why I hate her:

SHE DOESN'T TURN ON THE GODDAMN HEATER!!!!

Seriously. I don't know how you do things in Texas (she said she lived there in a conversation) during these months, but here in New Hampshire, we have something called winter. It gets very cold, even traveling to temperatures you've only heard of in Science class (which I'm sure she never paid attention in, she's very stupid). It snows, and you need a heater to make us feel actually comfortable.

What's the worst part about this situation?

MY MOM WON'T DO A SINGLE THING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!

I recommended to call again once. She said that she called once and won't call again, despite my bus driver being late for the last four days. Also, she said she doesn't want the substitute to lose her job. Who cares? She can't even do her current job well, so what do you do? Fire her.
 
My bus driver is always late. She's old, has to squint, and is very slow. She crashes the bus into the ditch daily.
Phone calls do nothing.
The heater does nothing on my bus because half the windows are broken and don't close, which means if there's heavy snowfall and the bus is at the bus depot, well, many of the seats will be snowed in.
 
The girl sitting in front of me in Latin class had paid attention to me for a long time. She was always there to talk to, always interested in what I’ve been doing, and always there to be a friend. I always help her in Latin, and soon, after a short time, I fell in love. This was not the first time, but I fell for her. Hard. About a month of developing a good friendship, I decided that the day after I would ask her to go to the movies or something. The fire drill came, and we both walked together to our Latin class’s space in the parking lot (no cars were there, thankfully). Then, some other boy came along and asked her out. She said yes and immediately abandoned me for her new boyfriend. Needless to say, I was crushed. There was nothing to do but walk to the parking spot, dejected and with my head down.

tl;dr summary: Guy doesn't make his move and gets owned. Possibly was friend zoned before, definitely now.

Make your move in these situations. As bad as rejection feels this is worse
 
The thing is, most of us can't figure out when the good time is to "make a move". Some, like me, can't even figure out how to make the move if given the oppurtunity. :mad:

And now, for more rants:

Gah... My demon of a brother
Gah... My Mom and her obsession with politeness
Gah... Maple Syrup is too expensive
Gah... Life sucks.

As for a longer rant, there is currently a foot of snow on the ground, so I can forget about getting most of my christmas presents before 2009. :mad:
 
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