Random Rants

[thetrooper]

A laxative! That's not appropriate, it's pure evil.

 

[Sidhe]

The rant starts here!

I cannot stand mind-controlled, god-fixated, parent-obeying, self-righteous,
flabby-arsed, chemical-imbalanced, church-wallowing, suburban-inhabiting,
ill-educated, shopping-addicted, depression-filled, pram-shoving, space-taking
'give-you-a-nasty-stare-because-their-life-is-going-down-the-tube' mothers
and their cabbage-filled push-prams...Bugging me on public transport.

These sows think that they have done everyone a favour by pushing out the
next generation of mindless, fake-religious, consumerism-sucking morons for
the decay of Western society. Well done, lady! You had a baby!

Now get out of my way, and give people room on the bus before you and your
pram gets booted onto the pavement! Damn useless, idiotic welfare-parasites!

*sigh*

That feels better!

I use public transport for sleeping so I'd have to agree in part here.

The world needs more stupid people though.

Otherwise the smarter ones don't look so smart

I must admit though, lifes to short to rant about things like this save it up, bottle it up deep inside, force it down and then when the time is right go off on something that really bothers you with tsunami force.

 

[IglooDame]

Make sure it's not chocolate based. Chocolate can be toxic to dogs.

Good point, thanks for the reminder.

I'm assuming you want to mess with them, not kill the mutt, right? Cuz if you wanted to kill the mutt, you could 'accidentally' run over it with your car.

You're correct, my conscience would *****slap me into a coma if I killed the dog, or even caused it (or the owners) significant pain. Besides, the only time it is out is when the owner is walking it, and I would prefer to be anonymous even though I am outta there soon.

 

[Pasi Nurminen]

I hate flying. On long haul flights to the other side of the world, you end up watching each movie four times, listening to every song you brought twice, reading the book you brought four times through, filing your tax return, writing an article proving the existance of God, completing a game of Monopoly.....and then there's still eight hours left in the flight!

 

[CurtSibling]

So you are saying that you hate superficial people?

I don't hate anyone.

I just find psychotic mothers with prams to be annoying!

 

[CurtSibling]

What annoyed me today....

Well, I need/want a job. So I go round town and look in shop windows and find nothing Which is understandable, because not long gone christmas and also the cities shops are gonna get shaken up soon due to a development project.

So I see that their is a recruitment fair in a public building. I go take a look, and basically it's just an excuse for the armed forces and various job agencys* to try and hire people. Hardly a wide range of choice there!

So yeh, am feeling down today about being unemployed


*which are ok for temp work but not when you need something permanent

It seems Burger King beckons you!



Don't despair, keep looking - You will find something cool if you keep the search going...

.

 

[ComradeDavo]

It seems Burger King beckons you!



Don't despair, keep looking - You will find something cool if you keep the search going...

.

I am vegetarian remember, Burge King is out of the question!

Thanks for the kind words

 

[CurtSibling]

No sweat - You'll get there, man!

 

[silver 2039]

I have 3 Portfolio Assignments and 1 Culmative Assessment due tommorow.
My teacher said he would tell us a week in advance before it was due but instead told us Tuesday that it was due Thrusday.
Then today he decided to extend our time till next tuesday but 3 *******s in my class decided to be bloody retrarted pieces of **** and were messing around rather than working so instead the deadline is back to tommorow.
WTH!!!

Not only that its in Canadian Hoistotry. Candadia don't even have a BLOODY history. Canadia is a fake country WTH!!

 

[Veritass]

It's not the baby factories on the bus that get to me; it's that no one seems to try to teach their children basic courtesy in a public place.

My wife and I were trying to eat lunch in our favorite chicken place, but couldn't talk to one another because of the table of six kids screaming and yelling and carrying on. Of course, the four mothers of these kids were at their own table separate from the kids, and couldn't be bothered to go discipline their own children, or at least instill some order. No, it's their form of "girls afternoon out" and since they can't get rid of the kids for an hour, they'll just pretend that they aren't there.

I almost started throwing ice cubes at them to get their attention. Later I thought that the best approach would be indirect: next time I am going to sit next to them and pretend that I am on a cell phone call, then speak very loudly about what girl I banged and go into graphic and vulgar detail so they and their children can participate in the call. I'll let them come to me and accuse me of making a disturbance to their peace.

 

[silver 2039]

It's not the baby factories on the bus that get to me; it's that no one seems to try to teach their children basic courtesy in a public place.

The bleeding heart liberals refuse to beat their children these days. Children need to be beatan otherwise they grow up to be arseholes.

 

[Joeb WK]

Don't you just hate the month of February, I'm so glad that sick twisted aweful month is gone now.

 

[Irish Caesar]

I used to. Then I moved 1,000 miles south.

 

[mitsho]

I'm not ranting, I would just like it were saturday already...

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[Veritass]

The bleeding heart liberals refuse to beat their children these days. Children need to be beatan otherwise they grow up to be arseholes.

I couldn't agree more. My mother would have told me to stop that, and if I didn't, she would whack me. My father, on the other hand, would whack me, and tell me he shouldn't have to tell me to stop that.

 

[Sidhe]

It's not the baby factories on the bus that get to me; it's that no one seems to try to teach their children basic courtesy in a public place.

My wife and I were trying to eat lunch in our favorite chicken place, but couldn't talk to one another because of the table of six kids screaming and yelling and carrying on. Of course, the four mothers of these kids were at their own table separate from the kids, and couldn't be bothered to go discipline their own children, or at least instill some order. No, it's their form of "girls afternoon out" and since they can't get rid of the kids for an hour, they'll just pretend that they aren't there.

I almost started throwing ice cubes at them to get their attention. Later I thought that the best approach would be indirect: next time I am going to sit next to them and pretend that I am on a cell phone call, then speak very loudly about what girl I banged and go into graphic and vulgar detail so they and their children can participate in the call. I'll let them come to me and accuse me of making a disturbance to their peace.

I once read about the Japanese idea of manners, that if somone destroys your inner harmony or I think its called wa, then this is a terrible offence to your person.

Kids annoy me in General sometimes. I once was throwing a baseball around at a friend and I did a wild lob that went off target, kids were walking past and they insulted my technique, now fair enough(allbeit I don't really see why kids need to be disrespectful, but they are just kids, and you have to understand that even though I'm not that old, when I was younger you didn't go round baiting adults cause they'd give you a clip round the ear)

Times change and so I gave 'em a bit of come back and threw a few more. Good throws and they decided to carry on the dialogue and mock me, so I said if you don't f**k off and leave me alone I'll tear your Balls off. I'm sorry but just standing there being disrespectful for a few minutes is not what I'd expect from kids, I mean I'm not a small fellow, however I don't go up to 7'6" blokes and pick a fight with them.

It seems to me society now says you can't reprimand kids and you can't give 'em a clip round the ear for being cheeky(now I'm not talking about a thump or something damaging just a cuff round the ear) it's lead kids to disrespect elders. And I am far from an elder. early 30's but it annoys me that now it's so politicaly incorrect to reprimand kids in a manner they'll actually take note of.

I saw kids being dragged by their ears to their parents and getting a damn good hiding for being disrespectful from their parents. And it taught them respect. Now they'd get sued, for trying to install some disciplin into a child!

Another case standing on the pavement with my bike very narrow pavement(sidewalk to translate) and some kid came up behind me and kicked me in the ankle and said get out of the way. Now I turned round and said if you want me to move ask? And reprimanded him for his behaviour I see this type of behaviour all the time.

Now I'm not advocating beating children or causing any physical harm, but it does seem that they think they can do whatever they like and there'll be no come back, and it's something they learn in school too because if a teacher even throws an erazer at a kid to get him to stop talking( something that isn't going to cause physical damage) now it's an offence. Kids just get away with murder. When I was a kid I got disciplined for my actions now, if I disciplin a kid, I can face legal proceedings, no matter how minor my actions? WTH?

My rant I thank you

 

[Genocidicbunny]

I once read about the Japanese idea of manners, that if somone destroys your inner harmony or I think its called wa, then this is a terrible offence to your person.

Kids annoy me in General sometimes. I once was throwing a baseball around at a friend and I did a wild lob that went off target, kids were walking past and they insulted my technique, now fair enough(allbeit I don't really see why kids need to be disrespectful, but they are just kids, and you have to understand that even though I'm not that old, when I was younger you didn't go round baiting adults cause they'd give you a clip round the ear)

Times change and so I gave 'em a bit of come back and threw a few more. Good throws and they decided to carry on the dialogue and mock me, so I said if you don't f**k off and leave me alone I'll tear your Balls off. I'm sorry but just standing there being disrespectful for a few minutes is not what I'd expect from kids, I mean I'm not a small fellow, however I don't go up to 7'6" blokes and pick a fight with them.

It seems to me society now says you can't reprimand kids and you can't give 'em a clip round the ear for being cheeky(now I'm not talking about a thump or something damaging just a cuff round the ear) it's lead kids to disrespect elders. And I am far from an elder. early 30's but it annoys me that now it's so politicaly incorrect to reprimand kids in a manner they'll actually take note of.

I saw kids being dragged by their ears to their parents and getting a damn good hiding for being disrespectful from their parents. And it taught them respect. Now they'd get sued, for trying to install some disciplin into a child!

Another case standing on the pavement with my bike very narrow pavement(sidewalk to translate) and some kid came up behind me and kicked me in the ankle and said get out of the way. Now I turned round and said if you want me to move ask? And reprimanded him for his behaviour I see this type of behaviour all the time.

Now I'm not advocating beating children or causing any physical harm, but it does seem that they think they can do whatever they like and there'll be no come back, and it's something they learn in school too because if a teacher even throws an erazer at a kid to get him to stop talking( something that isn't going to cause physical damage) now it's an offence. Kids just get away with murder. When I was a kid I got disciplined for my actions now, if I disciplin a kid, I can face legal proceedings, no matter how minor my actions? WTH?

My rant I thank you

couldnt agree with you more there. I was at a supermarket buying some stuff for dinner today and these two kids, 5th graders just walked by and kicked the bag i was carrying, messing up the vegetables and other stuff. i was very pissed and inclined to grab them by the necks and just drag them back to the store and make them buy me new groceries with whatever they had on them. Then i realised that they would most likely have their parents sue me for assaulting their kids yet the kids would get away clean for just walking up to me and kicking my groceries. I think they thought i was too small to do anything to them. im only 15 but i, instead of dragging them to the store, took some of the vegetables and other mushy stuff and splattered their backs. They almost went at me for just that but i told them that i have steel toed boots and that i play soccer/football so i can kick, really really hard. they then decided to piss off.
Another time was when i was going to a friends house, some kid jumped out onto the street in front of me. And i was on a bike mind you going 15mph at least. so when the kid saw that i wasnt planning to stop he promptly tried to jump out of the way. I stuck my foot out and tripped him and by the sound of his screams im guessing he either broke something or split his chin or something like that. And i dont condone violence to children in any way but jumping out in front of a speeding bike, WTH?. you emo or something?

 

[The 777 Hoax]

I shall now begin my rant.

I hate being a freshman! People at my school are so dumb... I hate people that think they're cool when they smoke and do drugs and beat people up and talk trash about other people... it's so retareded. Emos, druggies, bullies, they're all dumb! Who do they think they are?

Everyone always says to me, "well, you're only a freshman", "sometimes that's the way things go", "Just ignore them", blah blah effing blah!

Now I know some of you guys are adults and sometimes look down on us teenagers and think "oh, yeah, right, like you guys have it so rough (psssh)" but high school here is a living hell. And that's where most of the people at my school are most likely going. Straight to hell.

Okay, I'm done

 

[Smellincoffee]

I'm temporarily working in an industrial plant. On Thursdays, the plant manager comes around and tells various departments if they have to work Saturday or not. My department has nothing to do tomorrow -- in all liklihood, we'll be helping out in another department. We won't have any work until Tuesday of next week. Yet the plant manager wants us to work from five am to eleven am on Saturday. There are four people in our department, and only two of us are being made to work. It makes no sense. Over the past several weeks, the manager has been making us work ten-hour shifts (from 5 am to 3:30 pm) despite not having anything to do. He's done some other things that seem to be done merely for spite.

Today I found out why. He asked our department head if he was willing to work in another part of the plant. This part of the plant works ten hours minimum and often does twelve or fourteen. But my department head isn't like those guys -- he considers overtime pointless if he's too tired to enjoy spending the money, and so denied the plant manager's request.

I know it's easy to hate the boss, so while I haven't liked any of the manager's decisions for three of the four months that I've been working there, I've made up my mind not to dislike HIM. But I do take a little satisfaction that that generally, what goes around comes around. In four months, the guys who own the plants are going to fire the manager and his wife if he doesn't get the plant in shape. And considering he's the blue-collar version of the Pointy-Haired Boss, he probably won't have it in shape.

 

[GinandTonic]

Re the cocky kids. The other day I was walking down the street with a very pregnant friend. I was pushing a bike as well, so when we got to fruit stall we had to stop to go single file and let the guy on his mobile phone comming the other way come through. He was cool and did the "is this ok" dance and smiled etc, then these six early teen age girls push past from behind, push the (very) pregnant woman out the way. I go mental at them and they look so freaked out its untrue. Clearly people dont repremand any more. Still walking near me a 1/4 mile later with me shouting such occasional remarks as come to mind, revolving mainly around the possibilities of their mothers being proud of them or otherwise.

Hell, im looking foward to being a grumpy old man...

On a similar note I gave my seat up for a pregnant woman on the tube a few years ago and some pin-striped city boy just jumped in and wouldnt give it up or respond to language. So I spent the next 20 mins of the trip holding forth on my opinions on such behavour at a high volume. Fella had started ignoring me and was just locked into that modle even when I was becoming really offensive and inventive. 20 mins really gives you the time to create, insult wise...