Random Rants

[The Yankee]

But that doesn't matter now, because another kid has started spreading rumors, and told a friend of mine I'de said lots of mean stuff about him, but I haven't so I'm going to have to kick this kids sorry ass...

That'll do loads for this important reputation you seem to have...

And it'll impress the ladies, I'm sure.

I hate when they interrupt the womens tennis to show mens tennis. There are no beautiful Russian women in miniskirts in mens tennis.

The Internet is your friend.

 

[nc-1701]

That'll do loads for this important reputation you seem to have...

And it'll impress the ladies, I'm sure.

yeah, except this kid is like a black belt in Karate... So I'll probably get killed... I guess it isn't who wins that matters, but who has the balls to take it on...

 

[Rossiya]

yeah, except this kid is like a black belt in Karate... So I'll probably get killed... I guess it isn't who wins that matters, but who has the balls to take it on...

Fighting is for girls and gays.

 

[salty mud]

Why won't this stupid fat cow leave me alone just because I fancy her friend? She thought it was 'cute' at first, but now the evil wench hates me...

 

[Rossiya]

This is why fat people should be culled.

 

[salty mud]

This is why fat people should be culled.

Not all fat people, but this one in particular...

 

[Shylock]

This happened to me for the last 2 days as well. The girl I fancy just suddenly wouldn't want to have anything to do with me. She won't reply my sms, and answer my calls.

I don't know what to do and proceed to ask her what's happening, no replies.

Jeez, I'm old enough to handle the truth, why can't you just tell me face to face instead of playing with this childish game?

Odd, they say women mature faster than men.

I say dump her, chances are she's probably found some abusive dude with a cool motorbike anyway. Women are capricious things but will complain up and down how they can never get good guys.

 

[The Yankee]

yeah, except this kid is like a black belt in Karate... So I'll probably get killed... I guess it isn't who wins that matters, but who has the balls to take it on...

Because people saying how awesome you were charging into a silly battle at your funeral is really what you want.

Just leave it alone. Talk if you want, but really, these nonsense tactics by these strange people in your area won't even matter a year from now.

 

[Stratagist IV]

Non-conformist, I totaly believe in your Sports-Nazi theory. It applies to my life (7th grade tennis coach *shudder* *shudder*) also, lawyers, that is what is bothering me, them and politicians, and announcers, and oil companies, and......... (list will likely be infinate)

 

[Shylock]

yeah, except this kid is like a black belt in Karate... So I'll probably get killed... I guess it isn't who wins that matters, but who has the balls to take it on...

That may not be an indicator of much. Especially in America it is likely that he went to a studio that just gives out belts to sate impatient soccer moms. If he got that belt within like 1 or 2 years, it might not be worth it's name.

Real karate black belts train for years to get that belt. Plus you might be able to catch him off guard.

 

[Stratagist IV]

This happened to me for the last 2 days as well. The girl I fancy just suddenly wouldn't want to have anything to do with me. She won't reply my sms, and answer my calls.

I don't know what to do and proceed to ask her what's happening, no replies.

Jeez, I'm old enough to handle the truth, why can't you just tell me face to face instead of playing with this childish game?

Always remember the first rule of dealing with women, they are unreasonable. While it doesn't apply, remember #2 also: women have their priorites mixed up

 

[nc-1701]

That may not be an indicator of much. Especially in America it is likely that he went to a studio that just gives out belts to sate impatient soccer moms. If he got that belt within like 1 or 2 years, it might not be worth it's name.

Real karate black belts train for years to get that belt. Plus you might be able to catch him off guard.

Yeah, if this were any other martial art I'de be scared, but this way I might have a chance, and I've got a bit over a year of Aikido (6th Kyu) on me so... I'll see how it goes down I guess, hopefully I can make him back down without using physical violence though...

 

[Stratagist IV]

nc-1701, I like your non-violentce hope, however it does conflict with the caption under your name

Fighting is for girls and gays.

Than how do you win at civ?!?!

 

[nc-1701]

nc-1701, I like your non-violentce hope, however it does conflict with the caption under your name

Well, you gotta' understand I do not like to use violence, but if necessary to protect my person, others person, or my honor then I'm fully willing to go all the way... I'de just really rather not to have too

 

[Rossiya]

Than how do you win at civ?!?!

I don't do the fighting, my pplz do.

 

[nc-1701]

I'm screwed...

Well, I had talk with him... And here's what our conversation was...
Me

I'm still waiting for that wonderfull explanation you promised me...

Him

Forget that, People say you have been talkin ---- about me? is that true???

Me

No, I'm not going to forget... A far as talking about you all I did was tell <Name> that what you said about me was lies, and I was going to make sure. I get a ---- good explanation out of you.

him

I am not gonna rat someone out I am not like that. If you want a fight thats fine with me, I fight with 5th degree blackbelts and broke a first degree blackbelts ribs yesterday... I think I can take you

Me

Sorry, but I'm really not scared of you... Sure I'll probably lose, but that's really not the point.
You gotta' understand I can't just sit by while you spread lies about me. I fully understand that you don't wanna rat anyone out, neither would I.
Just try to see it from my position for a minute...

Him

I see it from your position, and everything is fine know, I am NOT going to rat ANYONE out, and that means we fight, thats fine, I just want you to know you are ----ed if you start this with me, even if you beat me, I have ALOT of friends that would back me up.

And I thought you were cool, but if you are gonna talk ---- about me fine. But I am warning you.

Me

No everything is not fine. Look I can't let you come talk ----, and lies about me, and then get away with it just cause you claim to be tougher than me. I can't, and won't back down now... If you don't want to rat anyone out I suppose I could live with that, but I'de like to see you give both <Name> and myself an apology... As well as retracting any other bull---- statements you've made about me.

If you can't live with that then I guess we fight, you coming to park?
Your warning me what? To not protect my honor? You think I can just stop now, because I'll get killed? Look, I've got the balls to take you, and if you get friends to sick on me... Well, your not the only one with friends you know.

So basicaly I have to take this to the end... We'll probably both be at park tomorow morning so chances are I'll get my butt whooped then...

Any advice on how to win this fight? Any weaknesses of Karate? Please guys your my last chance...

 

[Stratagist IV]

nc-1701, here are my tips for a fight (I know these things. 1st degree black belt in american karate, wrestling at school, and 6th gup at tang su do) if you have a high pain tolerance: blunt force trauma to the heart area and hits to the shoulder. It only takes 5 pounds of pressure to break a collarbone (again, trust me I've had mine broken. If you dont have a high pain tolerance: kick 'im in the stones and run like ****
EITHER WAY, MAKE SURE HE HITS FIRST!!! (that would be about 1,000,000 less exclamations needed to emphasise point enough) This would put you for the self-defense "clause" in fighting. I don't know you, (you seem cool) but please don't get hurt, I hate it when people give me **** and I really hate to see it given to other gamers. Last but certainly not least, GOOD LUCK!. May your punches hit hard and first!

 

[nc-1701]

nc-1701, here are my tips for a fight (I know these things. 1st degree black belt in american karate, wrestling at school, and 6th gup at tang su do) if you have a high pain tolerance: blunt force trauma to the heart area and hits to the shoulder. It only takes 5 pounds of pressure to break a collarbone (again, trust me I've had mine broken. If you dont have a high pain tolerance: kick 'im in the stones and run like ****
EITHER WAY, MAKE SURE HE HITS FIRST!!! (that would be about 1,000,000 less exclamations needed to emphasise point enough) This would put you for the self-defense "clause" in fighting. I don't know you, (you seem cool) but please don't get hurt, I hate it when people give me **** and I really hate to see it given to other gamers. Last but certainly not least, GOOD LUCK!. May your punches hit hard and first!

Right, I've got a good pain tolerance, and I have enough martial arts 2 hours twice a week for over a year... That I know how to roll, breakfall, and a few basic pins, movements etc.

Oh, one thing I remember my Sensei saying was that you should aim your strikes to the temple as that will cause the most damage with the least force, but I suppose that might be a bad idea as it could kill him? Well, we figured out we won't be in the same place so we can fight untill two weeks from tomorow... so I have time to prepare now...

Should I tell my friends about this, and try to drum up support? most of these people know both of us so it could potentially backfire very badly...

 

[Stratagist IV]

With the whole support thing, screw it, that would spark major conflict and possibly get someone seriously injured. That would be even worse because you would be at the center of the fight, giving you and the idiot who wants to fight you immense consequenses. Instead, since (as you said) most of the people know both parties, see if you can get people to convince him to knock it off (if you have not already done so). If he tries to drum up support, call him on it. he is a dag gum 5th degree black-belt, he shouldn't need friends to help him you do. (but you have the balls to settle it with honor 1-1)

 

[nc-1701]

EDIT:

Nevermind, his demands were far to high...

I just need advice on how to beat a Karate black belt... I'm slightly bigger than him, and a year older but I don't think it'll make a bit of differance...