Dearest Lord Mendoza, is Spain not the most fecund land on this sceptered isle?
Why of course, maam, and she glisters all the more brightly with your Majesty seated on her bejewelled throne.
Flattery will get you everywhere, Mendoza, including a trip to the gallows. Now tell me, with a land so bountiful, Spain should surely have a populous of 50 million souls. How many citizens does our land hold today, Lord Chancellor?
Aah, well, you see, the census had to be delayed for errm technical reasons relating to the implementation of the aah conversion of the Operations and Administration Department to the Department of Adminstrative Oper-
Enough of your filibustering, Mendoza! Send out word to the local governors that Spain shall achieve the level of 50 Million citizens strong, proud, and true - within the next 50 years.
But, Majesty, thats simply-
An order, Mendoza! Now go forth and multiply!
And with that the Lord Chancellor took his leave and hastened to the Royal Academy of Sciences.
Im sunk this time, friend Isaac. Shes gone quite mad: 50 million citizens within 50 years? Impossible! My family will be disinherited and my grandchildren ruined.
Nonsense. Youve dealt with worse in the past. Pull yourself together. And I have something that might just help you out. By applying some Scientific Method and taking on board the New Alchemy, that I like to call Chemistry (from the Greek, you know)
Spare me the etymology.
We could enhance the output of our farms and thus increasing our populace.
What do you call this art of science?
Biology. From the-
Greek. Very well. Come with to the mad-, her Majesty, immediately.
Wonderful, smiled Isabella. But how will you fund such advances. The Royal purse is sorely strained.
The bounty of war has sustained us in the past, dear Majesty, interjected Mendoza.
And send our menfolk to the slaughter? Never. Our people yearn to work the land. Find another way.
As you wish, your Highness.
Memo: Lord Chancellor to the Head of the Board of Trade.
Sell everything: techs, goods, trinkets, anything you can. Dont worry about whos buying. Just dont sell any military techs. Her Majesty forbids it.
Memo: Lord Chancellor to all City Governors.
We need growth. And places for the people to trade the fruits of their labours. No troops unless were at war.
All was peaceful in the land for some years until some Incan envoys arrived
Send them away with these words: Mighty Inca, we are your dearest friend and ally, but our people are but peaceful farmers and will take no part in this bloodletting.
Majesty, the population has grown impressively in these last years. But the state coffers run down faster than we can replace them. We must trade with the Aztec!
Mendoza, you have offered many a wise council. But I fear you have taken leave of your senses!
Far from it, my Queen. I will trade Liberalism to Montezuma.
Perfect. That raging maniac wont have a clue how to use such knowledge. Make it so.
Sorry to disturb your Majesty at such a late hour, but Asoka, Lord Master of the Indian Peoples, requests a personal audience.
Very well.
Dear Asoka, Spain has the wherewithal to decide her own destiny. Good night to you, my Lord.
Mendoza! Get in here now!
Majesty?
Free all our citizens from the yoke and let it be know that all may cast ballots from this moment forth!
But Majesty, did you not just a moment ago decline the earnest entreaty from the King of India to do exactly this?
Indeed. But not out of blindness: I will not give that self-important swine the satisfaction of directing Spains government by proxy.
It shall be done. And we have news that Capac has made peace with Arabia and Azteca.
Some years passed and wizened the Lord Chancellor and his Queen. The Greco-Russian war deeply troubled the monarch, who latterly spent as much time tending her lands as attending to affairs of state.
Majesty! Majesty! Wonderful news!
Good Lord! Why such frenzy? Are we a grandmother?
Even better news than a Royal birth has reach our offices, if I may be so bold as to make such a claim.
Tell me all, Mendoza.
Wonderful news indeed, my faithful Chancellor. My mission as monarch is fulfilled: I shall retire to my palace on the coast to see out my dotage.
But, Majesty. What shall we
how shall we
you must remain in power! Who could possibly govern this lands as wisely as your Majesty?
Not my sons, that is certain, sighed Isabella, but there is one person fit for the task.
Your daughter?
Indeed. Isabella was born to rule.
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