> Purposely built up a nice treasure for Charis to go shopping
Shopping?! I love shopping!!
"Oh mother, it's not your country Nandi!" retorts the Great Elephant. With his
Kraal (seat of power) now moved to Parishaka, he is now ready to lead the people again.
His technology advisor hops up and down shouting "114!! 114!!" and he is escorted out
of the Kraal. As we follow the Great Fish, there is no doubt that the current version
is as it should be.
We have JUST NOW started on Sun Tzu, only one turn of shields in. That means for
maximum culture in our great city, we could buy education now and rush the university.
Charishakazulu College... what a glorious sounding name. Make it so says the
Great Elephant. "But sir!" his financial advisor notes, we can research it ourselves in
just 8 turns, shouldn't we wait? The Great Elephant explains that we are the most powerful
nation on the planet, and Parishaka is the greatest of city of all. ALL ACTIONS commanded
by the Zulu king will be for the good of this city. Thus is the financial advisor
impaled and set outside the Kraal as an example. Charishaka brings the ambassador
of India past this gruesome sight. He asks "Oh my goodness, what heinous act did this man
commit to deserved such a death??!" "Ah, my friend swallow... he thought he could
haggle with the Great Elephant."

"Now let us discuss the purchase of Education."
The ambassadors knees turn weak with fright. "What is wrong, my friend? I know you will
give a fair price." "Oh great one... we have not the knowledge of Education!! (cowers)
Charishaka is in disbelief. He summons all advisors, and is told...
The ZULU are the dominant researchers on the planet!
Incredible. Unthinkable. And yet it is true. Shaka orders research put to 100%,
so it is learned in 3 more turns! Sun Tzu shall be a prebuild for Charishakazulu College,
then we shall resume.
[0] 250: The clowns in Ulundi and Rheims are executed for failing to bring in income to
our great nation. Taxmen are hired. Parishaka is also seen to be running an excess
food at size 12. The governor is executed, and a citizen shifted from grass to forest.
The people are literally starting to quake in their boots, as the fierce Iron hand of
the Zulu leader is applying Zulu law brutally to all. Yet this does not stop domestically.
England is found to have units in our land. They are ordered to leave or face the wrath
of the Great Elephant. "Yes, Umfulozi!" They bow and retreat. He goes to renegotiate peace
so that they would pay a proper tribute to the Zulu people. But the treaty has 5 turns
to go. Hmm, ok. Same thing for Egypt. Hammurabi and India are forced to bow down and
acknowledge Shakazulu as supreme leader of the world. As this costs them no money,
they acceed to the madman's demands rather than risk war.
The world breathes a sigh of relief, as the world does not erupt into war as the
Great Elephant comes to power.
IBT - OMG!!! Babylon demands IVORY from the Great Elephant?!??!?! He's mad!!
The fool who brings this message to the Great Elephant is impaled, and set outside
the Kraal as another example! (It's getting crowded out there) We *JUST* renegotiated
peace for which you paid us, now you make threats??! BRING IT ON HAMMY!
The fool declares war, more of a madman the Charishaka Zulu! The people rejoice,
knowing it is FAR better to have an external foe than for Charishaka to have to turn
his attention and Iron fist to domestic affairs!! (Good thing too, if the Great one
had noticed there was a jungle tile in the borders of Parishaka there would have been
one more impaled figure at the Kraal!)
[1] 260: Building.
[2] 270: And more...
IBT Education is done, we head for Printing Press in 6 at surplus. We don't need to
speed up research toward wonder techs, since Parishaka still is working on Sun Tzu.
Or, it will be. Zimbabwe completes a Libarary and we go ahead to Univ for Parishaka.
It's rushed for 552g, and we JUST enough cash on hand to do it. Maybe I'll slow PP.
[3] 280: We're now on Sun Tzu, due in 29. The Indians just now start it too!!
Charishaka cannot bear to know how they are doing.
Delhi, London, Heliopolis, Akkad.
[4] 290: With enough now to build an embassy in Delhi, we do so. 47 turns! Ha! Pitiful!
10spt, 4 spears defending, two lux, horse resource.
London - gasp!! 21 turns to Sun Tzu! :saitan:
Also 20spt, but going at it longer. They have two clowns, 3 lux, iron and horse.
Just two spears defending. The urge to TAKE this city is great, but Charishaka
remembers that now he is a refined man of culture.
He wonders how such a city can outpace glorious Parishaka. No hills. We have no hills.
He also notes we're not using one of our best tiles, a game tile. At least he is
not embarrassed by seeing that the Univerity purchase, costing 4 turns, would not have
changed the result. Besides... Sun Tzu is a wonder of WAR, we shall go for something
more refined... say, a workshop for Invention, to train all our wondrous Impi's.
[5] 300: With neutral area STILL left between us and England, it's time to fix those
borders down. We found Ibabanago on a hill. We also plan to found west of Marseilles,
on a river and on the coast.
[6] 310: The English stepped INTO our territory with archers this turn, and have
insulted the Great Elephant. We demand that they leave, and they... declare war!?!?!
The Swordsmen of Liberation ride again! The Impis who lust for battle shall be
satisfied. It will take all the discipline they can must to stay out of enemy
territory, but they shall obey (or be impaled!)
IBT No combat but the English shift a bunch of archers around. Ironically, their
declaration of war cancels the iron they were buying from us
[7] 320: Move up units. IBT Archer loses to a horse, MDI retreats an IMPI.
[8] 330: ... [9] 340: Border skirmishes with England. They lose.
[10] 350: PP comes in, timed to make it this turn so our next leader could choose
research path and rate. Right now it's set at Invention in 10, so that the tech
would show up just before Delhi completed SunTzu. (Actually, one notch back is
fiften, and it should be completed around 14ish. 10 is safer) You could slam it
forward and get the tech in 4, too, or swap to Music Theory. I figure we can build
a wonder and start on MT before anyone else gets around to that one though.
The last IBT an MDI out of Nottingham slew one of our Impi's sitting on a horse.
So he stayed in his territory, at 1hp. This round a horse rode up and crossed
over the line to avenge his brothers' death. Out of movement, he could not make
it back to our territory. This scandal causes the Great Elephant to step down from
power. If the horse in question survives the round, let the next Great Elephant
decide if he must be impaled for his offense, or called a hero for his bravery
and defiance! (He turned elite, btw) A sword has moved up, if he has to make
the same sacrifice next round
Hammurabi, now scared of his witless act, will actually now come to the table, and
PAY his world map for peace (!?) Not a shot fired. His first galley is now visible,
outside of Umfolozi. He'll almost give away Kish, even though we've not done anything,
so great is his fear! Let the next leader decide. England is probably a few turns left from
coming to the table. I really doubt we can hurt them enough without taking a few of
their cities to cause London to slip on Sun Tzu, so plan on losing that one and getting
Leo's or Cop or Bach - whichever tech you research next.
Save file 350AD RBP8
Good luck,
Charishaka, the Great Elephant