Sorry, no miracles here.
T0 - revolt to OR, FS, US. Declare on Hatty. Set EPs to her but don't really expect anything there. Set to 100% gold. Zara is annoyed, convert to Conf and he's back to Cautious. some cities are set to tanks - If sulei is willing to OB again soon (he was saying "not yet - maybe in a few years"), I could try a crazy suicide run to one of her cities with all the tanks I can muster.
1st interturn - I was pinning my meager hopes of accomplishing something on Sulei opening borders again soon but that goes out the window as Hatty bribes Wang against us right away. 4 destroyers show up. I abandon hope of any land ops against her and set cities back to wealth. Hope wang doesn't have any real army...
Thebes (lowest) gains about 650 to 45096. We have 8 more turns.
I send a Conf missionary to Alex and force him to convert to make sure Zara stays cautious to our average.
3rd turn: Hatty shows up with a small stack, will be butchered easily once it comes off of a hill.
4th turn - Defy an UN stop war vote. Hatty lands a small stack and I take it out with the loss of a suicide cav (took that marine down to 2.4/24 strength too - not bad!) Disaster strikes as Zara goes to "enough on his hands"; even if he isn't coming after us there's no way he'll declare on Hatty in time. I go 100% culture, nothing else useful to do.
IBT - a pair of battleships get ganged up on and sunk by korean destroyers (taking one each with them). Those were our first warships ever BTW.
5th turn - kill Hatty's other stack.
6th turn - 2nd Egyptian city hits legendary. A battleship from Madrid fails to kill a single Hatty destoyer. She'll sign peace but I'm being bitter. Here's a shot of a spy in Thebes - yeah not much chance for espionage here.
A cathedral would be presumably 5x expensive based on the hammer cost, it would come down some if we left it stationary 5 turns, although of course Hatty would win by then.
7th turn - Madrid goes legendary and the great WA Mozart arrives to celebrate. The bomb brings Toledo to 5 turns away, Granada at 6. But Thebes is only 2 away and there's nothing to be done. Also, poor Alex apparently had OB with Sulei still and bravely put a stack of Napoleonic units in Ottoman territory which was swiftly replaced by an equal number of slightly-injured Egyptian WWII units.
Oh well, at least I managed to make her head disappear.
(I would really like a new computer, but buying one just to handle lategame Civ4 seems awfully gratuitous).
Hatty wins in 1929, save before that turn attached.
How are the top 5 cities computed?
I thought it was straight culture, but that's not the case as Madrid is higher than our two representatives and Hatty's are out of order.
Thanks to Darrell for a top-notch idea, and all participants (especially T-Hawk, great fun to partner with someone so sharp on variant analysis). I guess I'm used to a player or team having a unified plan, but it was surprising how well the AI did when given some breaks caused by the team switchovers. I never expected Hatty to get culture so quickly and at the end of our last set was sure that we would beat her; even after Garath's set I was expecting 16 turns on our set or so (which would have been enough) instead of 9. The England and Greece recoveries after the "Ode to Carngae" set were also surprising, I initially thought that the next domination set would be able to steamroll them without breaking a sweat. And of course, T-Hawk had some considerable luck to get the right GP for Sushi and CreCon; if that hadn't happened this game might have ended with no team close to a victory
I'll probably have some more comments tomorrow. Again, thanks to all the players, was a great time.
EDIT:
Well, I had time to go back through the thread and reread some of the action with the spoilers before going to sleep. This is Garath to Darell in post 69:
"The paranoia comment to Culture is mostly a bit of subtle psychology, in the hope that they will think that since I'm saying that to them I'm probably saying exactly the same thing to the Space team, thus covering the fact that I really do want to talk to Space, whereas I don't care about Culture."
You really over-estimated my thinking about sneaky alliances, Garath
It did work, although I thought at the time that a comment to the Space team was kind of meaningless because I was up next and they weren't.