Real Lives

I've played 8 lives thus far.

All of them have been extraordinarily sh1tty.

So far I have:

-been executed by the cops at age 51
-died from alcoholism at age 54
-starved to death at age 2

This game is teaching me that life sucks.
 
Dawgphood001 said:
I've played 8 lives thus far.

I LOVE this game! I've played over 30 times, and ths is a really fun game, I'm just too lazy to post my exploits. But I have played every single kind of person that is humanly possible.
 
Dawgphood001 said:
I've played 8 lives thus far.

All of them have been extraordinarily sh1tty.

So far I have:

-been executed by the cops at age 51
-died from alcoholism at age 54
-starved to death at age 2

This game is teaching me that life sucks.
:lol:

One guy I know made a funny comment about Real Lives:

BurningMicrowave: "yeah, I have bad news... you have lung cancer, and your house was broken into, and both your cars were stolen. Oh, and your father is dead. But, the good news is you had your daughter had her 5th child. Unfortunitely, it's blind. And so is your mother. Oh, one more thing, you got a 3% pay raise, but you're too old to be a seaman."
BurningMicrowave: "REAL LIVES *****, WE KEEPS IT REAL!"
 
14 years old
Decided to vandalize some property.

Caught vandalizing.

Sentenced to one year of probation.

Took up smoking.

15 years old
16 years old
Decided to steal.

Caught stealing.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

17 years old
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Failed the college entrance examinations.

Failed to qualify for vocational school.

19 years old
Began work as a military sergeant.

Decided to look for a job.

Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Made an extra 14 657 euros illegally.

Moved away from home.

20 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

21 years old
22 years old
I have prostate cancer.

23 years old
Died at age 23 from prostate cancer.
:D
I also used drugs but it din`t show up on the diary thingie.
 
can you actually get shot in the millitary? i was in Russia and i was in the army during some major operation, somehow i survived
 
I lived to the age of 90 as a female Iranian. Had two children and plenty of money left by the time i kicked the bucket.
Career included being farmer, printer, shoecleaner and jail inhabitant.
 
I was born in a village in China's Jiangxi Province, not far from the city of Jiujiang. Had two children, moved to Zhangzhou when I was 56 and died at the age of 64 from a heart attack.
 
PrinceScamp said:
yeah, I am not sure if being a soldier is a dangerous occupation in that game, you never get involved in anything.

I noticed that myself. I went through several tour of duties, not doing anything before I decided it was a boring life and got a job as a sergeant or something.

Would love to see this expanded into something better, it has a lot of potential to become a very, very addictive game.
 
Kan' Sharuminar said:
I noticed that myself. I went through several tour of duties, not doing anything before I decided it was a boring life and got a job as a sergeant or something.

Would love to see this expanded into something better, it has a lot of potential to become a very, very addictive game.
First of all, there need to be better parenting options!
My daughter kept dating a drug-addict garbage collector and eventually moved out because i kept reminding her how little money he has! :cry:
 
Till said:
First of all, there need to be better parenting options!
My daughter kept dating a drug-addict garbage collector and eventually moved out because i kept reminding her how little money he has! :cry:

Opportunities to move countries, more 'life options' about what sort of personality you have, and the chance to STOP BEING BORN IN CHINA! :p
 
Till said:
We can trade if you like, i just got born in Iraq. Seem to be stuck in the Middle East.

Heh, Middle-East/Asia seems to be my common birthplace too, never as far as Iraq though. Which makes sense really, given the population, but still, only once out of twenty games was I born in a western country (the Netherlands).

Except when I created a custom-life.
 
Well i knew Iraq wasn't going to be all smiles but i didn't expect this:
My character dated his first wife. After marriage, she kept hitting him. (eventually using brick stones!)
Got divorced, re-married and now i am getting slapped again!
 
I had that many, many times. More when I was male than female as well, for some reason.

Think being hit with a brick was the worst I got as well, but we stayed together and worked things through. A happy ending.
 
I had one person born in Mexico who eventually had a net worth of almost 2 million. :D Then he died at about age 50...

I also had one in Ethiopia who died at age 4...
 
Kan' Sharuminar said:
I had that many, many times. More when I was male than female as well, for some reason.

Think being hit with a brick was the worst I got as well, but we stayed together and worked things through. A happy ending.

1. Women commit assaults more often than men, but men are too full of themselves to report the abuse. :D That's a true fact.

2. I like to retaliate occasionally when I'm beaten, I always get beaten yp again, but it makes me feel better.

And I'm sure that the full version is a better game.
 
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