Revolution IOT

[GhostWriter16]

From the Western European Union
To Egypt and the Holy Land

We are glad to see two aristocratic and decadent capitalist nations tearing each other to shreds. Every million dead in the name of conquest is another million testaments to the flaws of your governments.

Do you not realize we aren't capitalist? At least not purist capitalist? We have Gleaner's Rights and other such things for the poor of our nation.

Of course, all of them have jobs in the Military ATM.

 

[Mathalamus]

from Spain, to the Western European Union

any chance of us joining your union?

Our leader? Well, Head of State is King David, Head of Government is the Prime Minister who nobody cares about his name.

We thank you for your invitation, but we have to decline. The Prime Minister himself will draw a shotgun if we have to, but we WILL WIN THIS THING.

in any case, we dont want the Glorious Jewish culture to die out. currently King David is the leader of the Jewish people. if he dies, then ill have to appoint our most qualified Jewish citizen to manage the Jewish people and culture.

also please note that if we buy Israel from the invaders, we may decide to reinstate the holy land. a vassal of spain of course.

 

[Double A]

From the Western European Union
To Egypt and the Holy Land

We are glad to see two aristocratic and decadent capitalist nations tearing each other to shreds. Every million dead in the name of conquest is another million testaments to the flaws of your governments.

If you hadn't noticed, I'm fighting a defensive war.

Also we're not fully capitalist.

 

[Sonereal]

Do you not realize we aren't capitalist? At least not purist capitalist? We have Gleaner's Rights and other such things for the poor of our nation.

Of course, all of them have jobs in the Military ATM.

The Holy Land uses religion as a weapon and form of mind control on its poor. Therefore, your government, like Egypt's, is illegitimate in our eyes.

from Spain, to the Western European Union

any chance of us joining your union?

Spain is a great ally and friend to English Socialism. Alas, we can't incorporate your nation into the bureaucracy at this time.

If you hadn't noticed, I'm fighting a defensive war.

We could care less about the squabbles of lesser ideologies.

 

[Mathalamus]

Spain is a great ally and friend to English Socialism. Alas, we can't incorporate your nation into the bureaucracy at this time.

darn. well at least this way Spain can keep you from falling behind due to lack fo progress and innovation or something (unless of course you have a free market system)

 

[Double A]

Therefore, your government, like Egypt's, is illegitimate in our eyes. .

 

[Sonereal]

The workers of the Western Nile have for too long been oppressed by the Egyptian bourgeoisie. While the Holy Land commits the sin of using religion as an opiate, NEK still has a powerful aristocracy and the workers are exploited and forced to pay tribute to the Pharaoh.

And then there's the fatally corrupted Maryland.

 

[Mathalamus]

i like how the WEU did not object to the Spanish workers being 'oppressed' despite the fact that we have all the usual socialist benefits. Universal health-care, dental plan, pension, etc.

 

[Sonereal]

i like how the WEU did not object to the Spanish workers being 'oppressed' despite the fact that we have all the usual socialist benefits. Universal health-care, dental plan, pension, etc.

What are you talking about? When has the WEU say we object to Socialist benefits?

 

[GhostWriter16]

The workers of the Western Nile have for too long been oppressed by the Egyptian bourgeoisie. While the Holy Land commits the sin of using religion as an opiate, NEK still has a powerful aristocracy and the workers are exploited and forced to pay tribute to the Pharaoh.

And then there's the fatally corrupted Maryland.

Did you just declare war on Egypt and Maryland?

Oh THANK YOU!

 

[Double A]

Oh, I suppose they'd rather defend themselves from the insane religious fundamentalists who are on my very doorstep? Because they can totally do that if they want to. Yep. Just stop paying taxes, and they won't ever have to worry again.

You know, cuz they'll be dead.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Oh, I suppose they'd rather defend themselves from the insane religious fundamentalists who are on my very doorstep? Because they can totally do that if they want to. Yep. Just stop paying taxes, and they won't ever have to worry again.

You know, cuz they'll be dead.

We aren't killing any Egyptian citizens. Just the Pharoah and his military.

Of course, the Western side of the Nile is going to the Communists, they can do whatever they like there.

 

[Mathalamus]

What are you talking about? When has the WEU say we object to Socialist benefits?

well its common knowledge that communist nations want to liberate capitalist nations because fo various oppressions of the working class.

 

[Sonereal]

Did you just declare war on Egypt and Maryland?

Oh THANK YOU!

Don't get used to it Israeli. One of the main tenets of IngSoc is pragmatism.

well its common knowledge that communist nations want to liberate capitalist nations because fo various oppressions of the working class.

Stalism and Marxism fell into that trap. English Socialism acknowledges that some form of Capitalism must be permitted in order to further progress without strain. Capitalists aren't evil. The aristocracy and ultercapitalists are. Spain, with its many Socialist programs and its aid to a Socialist cause in France, has shown itself to be a friend to not only the WEU, but to the idea of English Socialism.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Don't get used to it Israeli. One of the main tenets of IngSoc is pragmatism.

Well, we thank you anyhow, and hope that your nation's Communism shall succeed, and that God shall rain his blessings upon you!

 

[Mathalamus]

Stalism and Marxism fell into that trap. English Socialism acknowledges that some form of Capitalism must be permitted in order to further progress without strain. Capitalists aren't evil. The aristocracy and ultercapitalists are. Spain, with its many Socialist programs and its aid to a Socialist cause in France, has shown itself to be a friend to not only the WEU, but to the idea of English Socialism.

Juan Carlos: so the English socialism system actually works, unlike the other two? wonderful. ill let the Economics commute vote to adopt English socialism.

 

[Double A]

I think you'll find the citizens of Egypt very happy.

ooc: For a monarchy-type-thing, they actually are pretty well off.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I think you'll find the citizens of Egypt very happy.

They will be happier when we allow the Knowledge of the One True God to enter.

At least through the East side that is.

 

[Sonereal]

Juan Carlos: so the English socialism system actually works, unlike the other two? wonderful. ill let the Economics commute vote to adopt English socialism.

English Socialism can't work in Spain. It's takes years of either dedicated reform of violent revolution. Sadly, we had to reach ours the latter way. The form is still experimental and hasn't existed in any country long enough to test it out. We believe that if problems arise, we will be able to reform to meet the problem. Marxists and Stalinists tend to brute force their way through the problem.

 

[Mathalamus]

oh. well i don't want a violent revolution, and reforming is not recomended (it can lead to problems regarding freedom) so no changes will be made.