DiamondzAndGunz
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Woah, 10 pages already. Where do the pages go....

Woah, 10 pages already. Where do the pages go....

Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
My first is in chocolate but not in ham, my second's in cake and also in jam, my third at tea-time is easily found, my whole is a friend who's often around.
What am I?
Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Ok, my turn.Some fun ones.
What runs around all day then lies under the bed with its tongue hanging out?
Originally posted by CrackedCrystal
I actually came across the answer cat on accident. I was tayping up a joke about it being CATO institute, because of the always around (an "o" is round) and once I typed CAT, it clicked.
Originally posted by CrackedCrystal
Mr Allen was enjoying a steam bath in his sauna when he was killed. The police came to interview the maid. She said that after preparing dinner, she called for Mr Allen but recieved no answer. She went to the sauna and wiped the steam off the window and saw him lying on the floor. Quickly she knocked down the locked door to come to his aide but found he was already dead. She then ran to the phone and called the police.
After hearing her testomony, she was immediatly arrested. Why?