Originally posted by Perfection
He realized that when he came into his house he couldn't post on CFC due to the power outage
This gets my vote.

Originally posted by Perfection
He realized that when he came into his house he couldn't post on CFC due to the power outage
Originally posted by Turner_727
1) Six. Five from the 25 buts, then these five make five butts, giving him a sixth cigar.
2) I want to say Breakfast, but that's almost too easy.
Your original answer is incorrect, and I said she randomly picked the gloves.Originally posted by Turner_727
Oh. .. three gloves to be assured of a matching pair.
Edit: Now that I think of it, if she's acutally looking in the drawer, she should be able to see the gloves, and pull just two out that match. . . . you never said she wasn't able to see in the drawer. . .
Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
12 gloves. She could pick 5 blue gloves for the same hand, 6 black gloves for the same hand, and still not have a pair. But then the next one will have to be either a blue or black glove, of the opposite hand.
She shot his picture, developed it, then hung it up.Originally posted by TNG
There was a woman who shot her husband, drowned him, and then finally she hung him. Later that evening they enjoyed a lovely dinner. How is that possible?
Originally posted by Perfection
He realized it was a decoy
Originally posted by KingWilly
He told the first two mathematicians they were useless and used his machine gun to riddle the deer with holes.![]()
Originally posted by KingWilly
He told the first two mathematicians they were useless and used his machine gun to riddle the deer with holes.![]()