Rise From Medieval Kingdoms III, Thread Two

Aw, I still have 2 and a half more weeks. :(
 
9 days more... Including Finals.
 
I have 1 week! (Including finals, but I don't have to take them, thanks to a marvelous system allowing students to be exempt from final exams!)
 
OK, if they're showing National Treasure 2 WHILE the Algebra class is taking finals (despite being in 8th grade, you have to take them if you're in Algebra), I'm complaining to the administrators. Honestly, it's unfair that some kids should get to have fun while others are deprived.

I am in Algebra.
 
So am I (Algebra and 8th grade)! And I don't have to take that exam either.
 
D'Artagnan59 said:
OK, I want to kill my substitute now.

My actual Science teacher has reinvigorated my interest in Science after my horrible science teacher last year (you might see some of my rants). Heck, she has inspired me to have a career in Science (possibly a geneticist or an energy specialist). I absolutely love her, despite her putting me into CP. She is getting married tomorrow, and she's taking a day off to be with her soon-to-be husband. Then, she's on her honeymoon. She comes back Wednesday. The substitute she usually gets is booked (he's very nice). So she decided to go random.

Who did they pick? The worst substitute you could possibly have. Why? Hear my story.

Anyways, we have a mini-study-hall. She decided to use that for silent reading time without telling us. Anyways, I didn't have a book with me. I usually do homework during this time or talk with my friend who sits to the right in front of me.

Basically, picture a square divided into four equal parts. The northeast square is him, the southwest square is me.

And now she's telling me to read. I then tell her I don't have a reading book. Guess what happens (insane, I know)?

She gives me a detention. My emotion then turns from calm to angry. Here is a transcript of what went on:

D'ART: What? You can't give me a detention for not bringing something I didn't know I should bring!

SUB: Yes, I can. I'm substituting for your teacher. I can do whatever I want.

D'ART: No, you can't. You're obviously on a power trip. It's unfair to me to punish me for not knowing something. Forgetting, you can punish. Just plain not knowing, you cannot.

SUB: Your insolence is not welcome here. Now, shut up, accept your detention, and...

*She sees another of my friends writing down this transcript of events. She is also gifted in the art of science and is taking my side*

SUB: Give me that! *crumples paper and throws it on the ground*

FRIEND: What? I was writing! (My friend who I talk to wrote this down)

SUB: I don't care! You will not libel me! *hands detention sheet to her*

We decide to be quiet. Then, we decide to make a plan.

D'ART: We misbehave deliberately. Her tolerance levels are extremely low. This could lead to me being sent to the VP's, and we tell her about the incident. She will then overturn the detention.

D'ART: It's not libel. It's the truth. You can't punish those who tell the truth.

SUB: What did I say before! If you speak such insolence again, then the both of you will go to the Vice Principal's!

FRIEND: No. We only speak the truth. This woman is trying to punish this boy for not knowing! Let it be known throughout the classroom!

SUB: I have had enough of your verbal diarrhea! You are going to the principal's office!

Later, at the office, when the two of us and our VP are there...

VP: So, why are the two of you in trouble? You two have perfectly clean records! *whispers in my ear* "The lunch detention doesn't really go on your permanent record*

D'ART: It was our plan. You see, we have a mini-study-hall. She decided to use that for silent reading time without telling us. Anyways, I didn't have a book with me. She decided to give me a detention about it. I protested it, and my friend was taking a transcript, which I snuck in my pocket.

FRIEND: When she saw it, she crumpled it into a tiny ball. After I told her that what she was doing wasn't right, I got a detention. We devised a plan to misbehave until we got sent here.

VP: Congratulations. You both did the right thing. You reported trouble with a teacher to an adult. Anyways, both of you are free to go to class and have your detentions reversed.

We also plan to report the incident to our regular science teacher. If the sub tries to pull any more bullcrap again, then I'm going to take it to the principal himself.
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And yea, she did pull more bullcrap.

This time, she tried to kick me off of the computers because "I was searching for images." That is bullcrap fresh from the ass. I was on Google, looking for information on the human bot fly. I was doing a project on it. She walks over and sees my friends screwing around. She automatically assumes I'm on there. You see, she's still pissed off at me for Friday. So, here's another transcript:

D'ART: What? I wasn't doing anything!

SUB: You know you did wrong. Get off and stop screwing around.

D'ART: I wasn't screwing around. I am simply on Google. Not Google Images. Google. The web search. You know. Brings up information.

SUB: Stop your lying. You know you were searching for images on the bot fly. Now get off or I will log you off for you.

At this moment, the librarian heads over.

LIBRARIAN: OK, what is this mess?

D'ART: She's trying to take me off of the computer for nothing.

SUB: No. He was looking up bot fly images.

LIBRARIAN: OK, I am now taking up the position of mediator. Do any of you have witnesses?

SUB AND D'ART: Yes.

The three of us go over to the witnesses, who happen to be my two friends.

LIBRARIAN: OK, Friend 1, you saw D'Art. Now, was he looking for images or looking for information?

FRIEND 1: Information. I saw this boy. He was working hard on his notes and information.

The Librarian asks Friend 2 the question. He gives the same answer as before.

She then decides that the sub cannot kick me off because I did nothing.

The sub is being reported to the principal Wednesday. And to my Science teacher.

Also, she has a terrible fashion sense. 80's hair and momjeans.
 
He obviously just doesn't want to say his real name, despite having already said it several times in the last thread. :p

And the Christian nations still haven't sent in orders? No wonder you haven't sent me the combat results! :lol:
 
Orders in...
 
The sub's leaving today!!! :cheers:

Also, D'Art sounds better as a transcript if someone didn't know my name. My librarian calls me Ben.

She decided to give me a detention because I was "checking my e-mail", but I was just sending some notes to myself so I can work on them. Thankfully, the other substitute decided to alert the higher authorities to repeal it. I was free for the third time!

Anyways, my regular Science teacher will hear about it and the principal too. That will be my last impression on the school: hopefully getting a corrupt substitute fired.
 
My last impression on school was running out of it with half my face painted blue, shouting Freedom!!!! :mischief:
 
Well, guess what happened?

My science teacher had a family member who passed away. So she had to go. SO THE GODDAMN SUB STAYED ANOTHER GODDAMN DAY!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS GODDAMN SUB IN MY GODDAMN SCIENCE CLASS!!!!!!!!!!! :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: [pissed] [pissed] [pissed] [pissed] [pissed] [pissed] [pissed] [pissed] [pissed] Damn smilie limit.

Is fate out to get me or something? I want my science teacher teaching me, not this contemptible harlot of a substitute.

We watched a video on the Galapagos Islands today. Well, what the hell is the point of watching a video if THE TEACHER'S GOING TO TALK OVER MOST OF IT TO ADD INFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A classic of hers. We had her for Home Ec last year as a sub. She talked over the video continuously and we couldn't hear. So shut the hell up and let us listen to the goddamn video. Also, she tried to punish me for no reason there, too. It was a first-time occurrence, so I let it slide. After her doing it again, I decided to let the principal know.

D'Art is pissed. D'Art can't wait for revenge. D'Art is saying goddamn too much. D'Art is saying D'Art too much. So D'Art will revert to Ben for variety. Ben is speaking in the third person. Ben wants to punch babies. Ben says that if Ben has that harlot again for a substitute, Ben will be indescribably mad. Wait, Ben is indescribably mad already. Ben is done.

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Enter Mega-Wallbash.
 
You could have put one more smily in that post...

Hey, Leeky, your nations sent you orders yet? :p
 
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