Mini-Update
I'm tired, homework calls
More to follow...(pardon the lame story
50AD - Our Mighty Legions march northbound along the river to our once glorious city of Pisae.
70AD - Death to Sparta! Two Magnificent Legions charge through the forests to the gates of Sparta, Greek stronghold! A Hoplite stares us down...
90AD - Warlord Hippo brutally beats insolent governor for attempting to begin production of a Spearmen over a
MIGHT LEGIONAIRE Other governors take note...and caution. Sparta is charged, but after murderous hours Hippo orders a retreat, with half the assault units gone! A Muscular Legion trots north and cuts off a potential supply route so that no more smart-@$$ Hoplites can spoil our fun.
110AD - Resistance in Delphi ends! (Analysts credit Hippos offer of a free month's worth of satellite TV!) (Little do the peasents know that he also passed a crippling satellite tax only hours earlier! MWAHAHAHA!) Treacherous Greek archers are slain in our bloodstained eastern pastures.
130AD Pisae reclaimed! No resistance put forth by puny Greek militia
150AD - "LET US SEND FORTH OUR MIGHTY LEGIONS THAT THEY MIGHT SHEATH THEIR SWORDS INTO THE BEATING HEARTS OF OUR ENEMIES!!!" Bellows Hippo! First, we'll need more of them, and an empire-wide 'Build One Legion, get a second one FREE' policy is instituted. (Sans applicable production taxes!
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170AD - But first, decides Hippo in a rare moment of thought, let us smoke the peace pipe with our Greek neighbours, and extort the crap out of them while we're at it! Monotheism and The Republic are handed over in exchange for our removal of Macho Legions from their territory. The soldiers march two tiles back...where they join an incoming hoarde. The Backstab is truly an art, reflects Hippo, cackling machivialianly...