Rock-Paper-Scissors

[sir_schwick]

Spoiler The Why of this Thread :

The nature of this game is inspired by how this thread has evolved. Basically, this game will still always be RPS, but the choices, possibilities matrix(think game board), and relation of the players to the rules can evolve.

So anyway each person will declare their move in response to the previous move. Your objective should be beating the previous move. For example post I could be scissors, then post two is rock, then post three could be paper or something else that will beat rock and has win/lose choices to the other options in the game. Then you also copy and paste the rules listed from the post above and add any amendments you made. I will start.

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I choose Rock.


Rock beats Paper.
Paper beats Scissors.
Scissors beats Rock.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I'm not quite sure how this works. Can I choose Mining Company?

 

[Ekolite]

Errrrr. Where I come from paper beats rock, scissors beat paper, and rock beats scissors.

 

[Perfection]

Perfection beats children!

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I think that's just a typing error, Kol.7.

 

[Tasslehoff]

I choose paper. Paper covers rock, which then, despite the lack of a need to breathe, suffocates.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I think I get it. I choose Fire, which doesn't affect Rock but burns paper.

 

[The13thRonin]

I choose super-death-laser gun which beats fire because when it fires it explodes everything including oxygen in the surrounding area extinguishing the fire, vaporising the rock and blowing a hole in the thread and the very fabric of space-time...

Oh yeah...

 

[Tolis]

I choose Sheilds from Arakis, which one contact with lazer gun fire cause the lazer gun to explode in a nuklear explosion.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I choose Manufacturing Stuffup, which can prevent those Shields working in the first place.

 

[The13thRonin]

I choose a 'Sheilds from Arakis INC' workers union strike which prevents both the Shield from Arakis from being produced to stop my super-death-laser gun and also prevents the manufacturing stuff-up.

This brings us back to me pointing at you the super-death-laser gun... Any last requests?

 

[Perfection]

Ooops it ranned out of batteries...

 

[The13thRonin]

Solar panels on the side of the super-death-laser gun keep it charged and raring to go. My solar panels defeat your batteries.

 

[BananaLee]

I choose bloody-huge-cosmic-ray-emitting-thingamajig, generally known as stars.

 

[The13thRonin]

I choose a giant pimped out bazooka that acts as a celestial vacuum cleaner and can suck in stars before shooting them out at the speed of light to the power of the speed of light. Also known as: the super-death-laser gun II.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I choose a Manufacturing Stuffup to nip the Super-Death-Laser-Gun II in the bud.

 

[sir_schwick]

This works, but please folks, put down the new game rules as well. I will try to summarize.

Perfection beats children.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.

Decent so far. There is some cross linkage, but several of these options need to beat more than one choice. For example, not enough things beat children. Horrible statement I now. Also, nice job reusing the Manufacturing Stuffup.

My Turn:

I choose Union Strike to prevent the Manufacturing Stuffup.

 

[Ekolite]

I choose The Plague, beats Perfection, children and Union Strikes.

 

[The13thRonin]

I choose acupuncture. Because that new-age medicine stuff has to be good for something. Perhaps beating the plague?

Acupuncture beats the plague.

 

[BananaLee]

I choose Poison, which beats [the whole point of] acupuncture.

It also beats children, perfection, union strikes, and manufacturing stuffups