Rock-Paper-Scissors

[Tasslehoff]

Perfection beats children.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I choose Smashed and Spilled, which beats Antidote.

Perfection beats children.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion

 

[Perfection]

I choose

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Theoretically Jesus beats anything, but to make it more balanced I'll have Nonexistence of God beat Jesus.

Perfection beats children.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus

 

[Mise]

Surely the Jews/Romans beat Jesus?

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Assuming Christianity is true, he didn't have to be executed by them if he didn't want to. Anyway, we should get on with the game.

 

[Perfection]

I choose

 

[Tasslehoff]

Perfy, your choices don't count unless you copy+paste+edit the rules, or at least explain why your choice wins.

 

[Perfection]

Cuz 'dolph is the thing Jews/Romans miss out on.

 

[Love]

Santa is in charge of Rudolph!

 

[sir_schwick]

Scythe(Scissors)[of the workers of the world] beats Santa and the dirty capitalism he represents.

Perfection beats children.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.

 

[BananaLee]

A little bit of Thatcher beats the crap out of unions and scythes

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Perfection beats children.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Thatcher, any human (after all, anybody can be poisoned), Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)

 

[Love]

Perfection beats children.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Thatcher, any human (after all, anybody can be poisoned), Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague. And poison again.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Wouldn't it be better to think of something new to beat Poison?

Perfection beats children.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Thatcher, any human (after all, anybody can be poisoned), Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)

And no, I am not a hypocrite- I added something to the list of what beats Antidote.

 

[Perfection]

Perfection beats poison.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Perfection beats children, posion.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Thatcher, any human (after all, anybody can be poisoned), Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection

 

[Ekolite]

Hmmm... Poison beats perfection and perfection beats poison.....

Spore beats realism, jesus, santa

 

[Neverwonagame3]

O.K, realism is flying out the window...

Perfection beats children, posion.
Paper beats Rock.
Fire beats Paper and Rock.
SDLG beats Fire.
Shields beats SDLG.
Manufacturing Stuffup beats Shields, SDLG II, Antidote.
Union strike beats Shields, Manufacturing Stuffup.
Solar Panels beats Batteries.
SDLG II beats Solar Panels.
Plague beats Perfection, Children, and Union Strikes
Acupuncture beats the Plague
Poison beats Acupuncture, children, Perfection, Thatcher, any human (after all, anybody can be poisoned), Union Strikes, and Manufacturing Stuffups.
The Antidote beats poison and the plague.
Smashed and Spilled beats Antidote, Posion
Jesus beats everything except Nonexistence of God
Nonexistence of God beats Jesus
Scissors beats Santa and Paper.
Rudolph beats Jesus.
Santa beats Rudolph.
Thatcher beats Unions, Scythes (of world workers), Union Strikes (presumably)
Realism beats Perfection
Spore beats realism, jesus, santa
Complete Arbitrarity beats everything except Perfection

 

[Perfection]

Well, then I guess I play Perfection