THE LONG AWAITED UPDATE!!!! Anyone banned/who cannot post etc etc just send me pms and I'll take your actions from there!
I change the script so India never went to Hell.
10: India still went to hell. You just can't change that script. You are as bad as the band 'The Script'.
I cauterize the wounds myself with some sort of heated metal.
5: You're still bloody (and) bleeding (-4hp).
I throw Larry at Simon Cowell.
18: Larry gets thrown at Simon Cowell (-10hp) who is knocked for 6 as he falls into a pit of hell. Larry amazingly goes unscathed.
14: The Guards attack Cowell. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH CHAAAAAARGE! (-6hp)
I magically come back to life to find myself in Cuba
14: You are alive (but only 20hp this time)! And heck Cuba's a great place.
7: But you are dead my friend...no can do...
I enter a KFC in Hackney, East London.
13: Mmmm chicken. I hear Hackney's a er... great place?
I find myself in the good old Corby Town.
5: No you don't, you're stuck down a hole, cold, wet and alone (-4hp)
I'm on my private jet with my friends and maids
5: Your private jet has no fuel and your friend and maids have deserted you for more attractive partners, causing you severe depression. (-4hp)
I emerge on the battlefront between the cyborg forces of the Spacemesh (AKA Skynet in SPAAACEEEE) and the conscripts of the Aikenaut Empire (AKA HRE Fuedalism in SPAAACEEEE) and I fire my LAZAR at a random spaceship to try to capture it.
15: Your lazers attack the random spaceship and you gain control of it, oooo!! Aliens!
Build myself a Protoss Carrier
12: You build yourself a protoss carrier (whatever that is)
I wager that Boundless will come (+3 or more to all rolls if I am right).
9: She doesn't come
(she does, but the dice is God here).
I go to a military outpost and try to get a M21 sniper rifle.
4: You fail to obtain an M21 sniper rifle and instead get attacked by the guards outside the military outpost (-6hp)
