Standards have sadly fallen I'm afraid. You know I'm going to law school? Think on that for a moment, I'm going to be a lawyer. Now think on what that means for our great nation. It's horrible isn't it? A sad testimony to the decline of American power in all manners.

By the way, you'll have to learn proper citation if you want to be a lawyer. And despite what movies and TV might tell you, few lawyers get away with fallacious argumentation.