RPC, The Next Generation: Dr. Livingston Discovers Aztec Inbreeding.

[madscientist]

Dr. Livingston: "Who's Your Daddy!"

Teal Monty has a split empire, and when the last southern city is captured

we get peace

Livingston paces back and forth, absent mindedly carving out some captives's heart as he plans the next assault.

"Minions, build me an army on the Red Monty border to the east"

And surely a large force of infantry/artillery are quickly assembled on the border

Livingston Screams a war charge at Red Monty

Who counter screams, damaging the stack of death with cannons/airships. But it is not enough as the bulk of Red Monty's army are crushed in the captured city

A Great Person pops up

sending Aztecia into a golden Age.

The Aztec war-machine is reassembled and set to go north

The two closest cities are crushed

Breaking the spirit of the orange colored Monty

Now Livingston is building Tanks and placing them on the NE border ready to attack a new Monty.

The Ap continues to be an issue

And we continue to defy these useless resolutions.

The last UN vote comes up

Giving Dr. Livingston

All the Aztec clan suddenly falls on their faces, hailing the new Lord Monty, King of the Fools!!!!

King Monty laughs hysterically now, frothing at the mouth and uttering nonesense. The Monty clan loves him, for they have truely and finally found,

"Their Daddy!"

Thanks to all who followed this RPC, TNG! I have included the final save so you can admire the King Idiot's Empire.

The next RPC, TNG will be up once Neal starts the next King of the World. The RPC, TNG will be an earth map and I prefer to minimize overlap (I have a few ideas in my demented mind).

Oh, and the final Polaroid

 

[Neal]

Bravo, bravo! Lovely descent into madness in the final round (As I'm sure any KotW fan can tell, I'm rather partial to them). My next game should be up sometime this weekend, so don't feel beholden to li'l old me

 

[medgar20]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/MSguy_photo/Livingston/LivI0009.jpg

I love it.

Nice work, very fun read.

 

[Kevie]

awww i rather see you conquest them =[

encore please! =]

 

[naterator]

With the hindu holy city, i found (this was warlords, not sure if it changed) that, if you ask quickly enough, a vassal will usually give you cities it conquered..

 

[Don Carnage]

Brilliant game, and though I'd have liked to see the whole family together in united abomination, I think it was a lapse of sanity that made Livingston write down his story before the world could erupt in massive celebration on the nuclear alters.

 

[JTMacc99]

Hee hee hee! Wonderful job, as always.

 

[Jaaboo]

Truly you are the Mad Scientist. Bravo, MS!

 

[Der Graf]

Ruthless warmongering with the ruthless warmonger - just brilliant

 

[TheMeInTeam]

awww i rather see you conquest them =[

encore please! =]

He won based on every condition outlined in the RPC rules, and convincingly. IMO diplomation merely speeds things up, and this game was so well in hand it was worth it.

Besides, if you really want conquest you have my shadow on page III, although trampling the entire world under hooves doesn't really befit monty's style quite the same, it certainly works X_X.

 

[Brian Shanahan]

I found this last night, and I must congratulate you MadScientist on such a brilliant write up of such an unusual game. It had me laughing so hard I nearlyf ell through the ceiling

 

[CHEESE!]

But no Taosit shrine

Now will all the Chinese people have to stand up? It's NOT FAIR!!