I hate Johannes Kepler
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I am running 3.17 this time so I am good to go!
Lets run through the cities first.
Looks like whether by accident or design Berlin will stagnate perfectly working all tiles and one spy spec.
I think that Munich needs one more cottage to stagnate at 13.
No need for the temple in Cologne right away what with its 36 happy points.
I want a castle here for the spy multiplier.
No hammers in the temple yet to switch now to a 4 turn castle.
Switch forest tile in Essen to a cottage tile for cottage growth.
Dortmund isn't working the silver tile so I swap two hammers for 5 commerce there.
Ligurian is working a forested tundra so I hire a spy instead.
Birka and Uppsala are working on macemen without the aid of a barracks.
I queue up a granary in Birka and just whip the mace out of Uppsala.
We won't be producing military from this city so no need to waste any hammers on a barracks build.
Several cities are close to good whipping points so I will check back to make sure I do so.
Time to buy us some peace...
I think buying peace is the right move...we will make much more headway battling Hammy. We just aren't prepared to take on Alex right now at least...heh heh.
I am sending a spy to Wang to steal Theo.
I just don't think he is going to provide us with many more stealing opportunities so we might take what we can.
(1) 1305 AD
Hamburg treb>treb
Uppsala mace>walls
Alex will sign open borders with us so I do that for the diplo.
I also notice this opportunity.
(2) 1310 AD
Saladin begins teching towards Nationalism.
Berlin hindu mish> longbow
Hamburg treb>treb
Munich spy>castle
Dortmund hindu mish> forge
Stuttgart spy>longbow
Uppsala walls>forge
I send our mishes to Uppsala as it is struggling to build a forge with 4 hammers and Essen (building a market).
I send our spies to our Hammy targets, Borsippa and Sippar(raze).
I whip Nidaros spy build since we get 48 overflow and grow next turn.
Jelling gets the whip too as it is working water tiles and we want those courthouse EPs now!
Haithabu same story second verse...just no water tiles. 52 overflow is nice!
(3) 1315 AD
Ligurian spy>pike
Nidaros spy>forge
Jelling courthouse>granary
Haithabu courthouse>forge
Bjorvin courthouse>walls (will be on the front lines in a war with Hammy)
Uppsala and Essen safely learn the ways of the Hindu people.
(4) 1320 AD
Hamburg treb>treb
Cologne castle>hindu temple
Stuttgart longbow>longbow
We were positive gold when at 50% so I bump it up to 60% for more EPs
Here is my tentative plan for invading Hammurabi.
I will split the two stacks into two groups.
The larger one to take Borsippa and Akkad.
The smaller one will raze Sippar and defend the settler that will plant our Ironworks city.
Our proposed IW site is fogged over right now so I wouldn't be surprised to find another city in the area.
(5) 1325 AD
Berlin longbow>pike
Essen market>walls for a castle
I am noticing that Indias culture is starrting to affect our newly captured Viking cities.
We should build culture here when we can to battle that.
(6) 1330 AD
Hamburg treb>pike
Munich castle>spy
Frankfurt hindu temple>moai statues
I don't know if we ever discussed this but its the only city where Moai makes sense and I don't foresee us building any other National Wonders here. Hope this move is agreeable to the group.
Stuttgart longbow>pike
I whip a pike in Ligurian since we were working a tundra forest.
I trade spare gems to Gandhi for 9 gpt.
(7) 1335 AD
Essen walls>castle
Ligurian pike>spy
Many spies arrive at their locations.
Declaration on Hammy in about three turns.
I notice now that Alex is no longer Hindu...not sure why.
(8) 1340 AD
I realize the foolishness of my recent trade with Gandhi. Oops!
I decline to cancel the deals though.
We get the dustbowl event...I pay it out since we have plenty of money and I don't want it to continue.
Sistine Chapel is built far away...we get 195 gold for the hammers we put into it earlier.
(9) 1345 AD
Berlin pike>walls
Hamburg xbow>lbow
Cologne hindu temple>spy
Great person in 3 turns
40% spy
26% artist
25% prophet
9% scientist...no thank you.
(10) 1350 AD
Berlin walls>castle
Cologne mish>spy
Stuttgart pike>stable
Bjorvin walls>castle
Now would be the time to unleash my attack on Hammurabi.
After some more thought I don't think razing Sippar is necessary.
Sure it overlaps lots of cities but it is riverside and grabs the spices.
Should be enough commerce here to turn a tidy profit.
I will wait however since I am two turns from finishing.
The next player can have some fun.
(11) 1355 AD
Hamburg lbow>lbow
Munich spy>spy
Ligurian spy>jewish mish since we will soon control the jewish holy city!
Hinduism is long overdue in Hamburg. It finally arrives.
Spies are on their way to Akkad to camp for the revolt discount.
Last turn upcoming.
(12) 1360 AD
Hamburg longbow>longbow
Hammy has two hilled cities so these are for garrison.
Cologne spy>spy
Essen castle>jewish mish
Minus two food here so when we steal guilds from Alex in a few we need a grocer.
Alex comes a calling and wants us to cancel deals with Gandhi.
Boy did I foul up with that trade I made.
I cancel things this time to avoid any further wrath.
And in a turn of horrible news...we get a scientist, Johannes Kepler, from Frankfurt.
Thus the title of this set.
Doesn't the RNG know we are playing a spy specialist game???
And because I wanted to actually do something spy related I stole Paper from Wang Kon.
You will notice that there was only a 40% stationary bonus but I felt empty inside without performing any missions. Please have mercy!
He was successful btw...
I left the movement for both of our stacks so that we can declare on Hammy immediately if we want to. My vote is for a declaration.
Convoluted Roster:
Sengir - Probably playing next?
Norvin Green - Autoskip - back after July 11
Whosit - Probably on deck...I think (maybe Norvin will be back in time)
nocho - Chillin'
sturick - Just played (that I know for sure)
Meiz - Probably swapped?