The Viking council,
allting, took some pretty hard measures this round to teach Gandhi the meaning of war.
Firstly, many northern cities were deprived of their garrisons and the citizens were forced to erect huge signs on the lines of: "We definetly don't want to be invaded", according to the dogma of reverse psychology, a novel idea. This caused some unrest but that was trivial when compared to the Greater Good.
Secondly, jester parties were equipped with megaphones and really striking costumes and positioned on the channel's east bank. They were then told to caper on the beach and shout things like "Gandhi is a chicken, a chicken..."
Thirdly, two historic raids were made into Indian territory, in the forms of the First Crusade...
... and the second crusade.
Even though all the brave raiders perished, their deaths were surely great contributions to the Greater Good.
A third, better equipped, landing party is being assembled.
But, alas, despite all these valiant efforts and sacrifices, Gandhi's forces refused to attack.
Okay, now I feel a little better, but that doesn't change the facts. I'm all out of ideas here and feeling helpless. Gandhi just won't come across. I even sunk a couple of his ships. Judaism spread to Birka and will soon spread to Uppsala.
What can we do anymore? Gandhi popped a GS and adopted mercantilism, but that isn't the right kind of progress.
As for other things, I accepted this deal.
Hopefully Gandhi will ask him to cancel it.
These two I turned down.
I didn't build any fill in the gaps-settlers, mostly for the reasons pago listed above. That allowed Mehmed to do this.
May that little piece of junk do him much good.
This cheered me up a little.
Hey, better in our pocket than Genghis', ain't I right?
By running a slight defict, we can get chemistry in nine turns. Washington looks to me like the best target. He's weak, disliked and built the Kong Miao this round to boot. Doesn't matter a fig, though, if Gandhi continues to be a moron.
The save.