Whiskey Priest
Warlord
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2001
- Messages
- 297
Here is my list of qualifications for voting. some may call it arbitrary, but I will decide what is arbitrary
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1. If your car has neon lights under it or you have a neon border on your license plate you are forbidden from voting. (They should also be forbidden from buying gas, but then these losers would probably just push their precious little cars around)
2. You have to have read two books (OVer 200 pages) the year you wish to vote. To prove you have read the books you will have to do a book report, just like in elementary school.
3. People wearing Wrestling t-shirts or NASCAR t-shirts will be given a different ballot. They will be asked to vote on their favourite wrestler or NASCAR driver. The winners will be considered the best by the United States government. They will also receive a trophy or something. I don't think that the people in NASCAR or wrestling t-shirts would object (or notice for that matter).
4. Albertans are frobidden from voting. Thier votes don't matter anyway. (just kidding)
5. If you call into a sports radio show, you are forbidden from voting for any municiple government (no public money for stadiums!)
6. If you watch more then ten hours a week of E! you cannot vote. This rule excludes Wild On (else no male could vote
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7. If you cheer at the screen in a movie theatre, banned.
8. People who prefer Apolotyn to CivFanatics.
10. Television Psychics and their repeat customers, banned.
11. Celebrities, banned (Who really cares what these pampered ego maniacs think)
Ahh. I love a good rant.

1. If your car has neon lights under it or you have a neon border on your license plate you are forbidden from voting. (They should also be forbidden from buying gas, but then these losers would probably just push their precious little cars around)
2. You have to have read two books (OVer 200 pages) the year you wish to vote. To prove you have read the books you will have to do a book report, just like in elementary school.
3. People wearing Wrestling t-shirts or NASCAR t-shirts will be given a different ballot. They will be asked to vote on their favourite wrestler or NASCAR driver. The winners will be considered the best by the United States government. They will also receive a trophy or something. I don't think that the people in NASCAR or wrestling t-shirts would object (or notice for that matter).
4. Albertans are frobidden from voting. Thier votes don't matter anyway. (just kidding)

5. If you call into a sports radio show, you are forbidden from voting for any municiple government (no public money for stadiums!)
6. If you watch more then ten hours a week of E! you cannot vote. This rule excludes Wild On (else no male could vote

7. If you cheer at the screen in a movie theatre, banned.
8. People who prefer Apolotyn to CivFanatics.

10. Television Psychics and their repeat customers, banned.
11. Celebrities, banned (Who really cares what these pampered ego maniacs think)
Ahh. I love a good rant.