Siddhartha of India: The Civ 4 Buddhist challenge

the good thing is i have time to decide what to do before i have to before i continue playing the game, there's about 200 more screenies to go, so about, at the least, 20 updates until the story catches up with the game. and i'll make sure to add more Civ III references :D
 
Everyone, i would like to announce i have completed the game, so now i am certain i will finish the story, if any one would like to know the ending, read the spoiler
Spoiler :
On the year 2012, King Siddhartha found enlightenment on the BS AlphacenturyPrize, and the military adviser back on earth clicks "just one more turn", nuked ethiopa with a giant nuke, and the world blew up!
 
i have 220 posts? well i guess its 221 now :crazyeye:

better late then ever ahem...

This (could have been) my 200th post :beer::band::bday::dance::sheep::banana::ninja: :bounce: :salute:
 
welcome back all! here comes the most important part of the Buddhist dark ages, after this (very long)age comes the Indian Inquisition, after that short era comes the Era of Enlightenment, which last until the end of the game, enough about the future updates, let's get to this one!

just to let you guys know, here are (FMBI)The Feudal Monarchy of Buddhist India's civics
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Dear people of india, it is I your king, Siddhartha Asokasson
And i hereby declare holy war against the scum of western pidsia, known as persis!
oh and i now have a new domestic advisor- WAIT HE DIED! Fine we can keep the old one...
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oh look we have a new foreign advisor
civ 3 FA: wazzup mah brothas!
*crowd cheers*
crowd: BEST...SPEECH...EVER!

that one was for you mr.random :D

siddhartha stared at his men, they were able and ready bodied, and persepolis was in the bag! the horse archers were running late, but there was no time, so the march began...
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the horse archers took 2 worker, who were quickly slayed and replaced by faster Indian workers (these fast workers would one day work for AT&T when computers were discovered)
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the men were sourounding the cities, they elephants stayed in camps while catapults bombarded the city around the clock, horse archers ran around in raiding parties, pillaging villages and and small towns, farms and mines, and all-around crippling the Persian economy
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"It was a massive battle, after the walls were weak and the militia was part down, brave catapults would go on suicide missions, most dies, but some lived, in order to weaken the garrisons. after that was over, elephants charged, one after the other, weakening, dying, and winning. I can't speak for the other groups there, but my group, charged the weakened crossbows, we crossed the whole in wall, and as we charged, they used the strange bows to shoot faster and stonger than our archers, but we had height and large heavy animals on our side, the battle was a victory, i still remember charging, throwing my javelin, and loosing arrow after arrow, i saw the pain of death in each man's eyes that my arrows hit, but these unholy wretches deserved it! At the end of the day, Persepolis fell, our elephants were still many, and i had lived another day, through another siege, through another battle for greatness- Abhay the Anuj in his book The second Indo-Persis war
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While persepolis was still in revolt, the idea of bureaucracy came up, the state did not let it become a guiding principle however, and the feudalism was still one of the main policies.
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here is me and some spear attacks :crazyeye:
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"I charged from atop my elephant, the long bowmen and simple wooden spears, we had bronze and arrow, they had wood and arrow, we had height, they had a bunch of defenses, as i led on foot with a jeweled sword, i realized i was the only one in the army to never be a 5 moon general and never be considered as "great" i would question the king latter, anyways, i charged the enemy, sword above my head i brought the blade down and...- Abhay the Anuj,The 2nd Indo-Persis War
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what happens nest? do i succeed with a massive lead? or do i get my butt handed to me? find out next time on...
Siddhartha of India: The Civ 4 Buddhist Challenge
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(p.s. i use imageshack for these images now, so there will be more pictures in each update now, and heres a save Siddhartha of India, the civ 4 buddhist challenge, 940 ad(this is a save from a bit farther behind where we are in the story, but now too far))
 

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Yay for civ 3 references. Still, we need a crabby finance advisor.
 
she will come in the next update when we finally have to move our science slider down from 100%...:D
 
hey everyone, this isn't an update but a pic for lulz: so i started up a game of regular rfc, and was like "WTH im gonna be carthage", so i took my numidian calvary and parked them in italy and waited for rome, tehy spawned, i made one attack, i withdrew and fled, then rome takes ALL of its units out of roma, except for 2 settlers, heres the pic:
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you can guess what i did...:D
 

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It's common on RFC. I think the settling of the first city confuses the AI. Even in the base BTS we can see weird stuff with the first turn although either the initial warriors or archers won't move away like that.

RFC is about global game mechanics. Not focusing on AI. And for a particular reason, RFC fails twice when it comes to guard newly settled cities. CFCoaster's story and my own experiences have shown AI settling without even givin' a $hit on a minimum defense unit.
 
my theory is, the ai isn't JUST dumb on the first turn, but that the ai has, is, and always will be, ******** :lol:
 
Cheapshots are always fun. Leoreth was mean justified when he made it impossible to declare war on civs 10 turns after spawning to solve this problem (mostly;))
 
working on an update right now :D
 
welcome back everyone! this is abit off-topic, but i'm thinking about making a second story soon, it might even be while this one is still going on, tell me your opinions and such about that, i'm thinking about doing an rfc:doc story, or a regular bts rome story.

anyhoo let's go!!!1!

"...The battle was drawn out, but in the end my group beat theirs, but our battle was only one of many, and persepolis could still be taken back."-Abhay the Anuj,The Second Indo-Persis War
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The year was 1300 A.D. when a great scientist was born.
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Coincidentally, we also got a new financial advisor that same year.
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Fin. Advisor: We need more monehz! and luxeriez! and make sure to build the forbidden palace to get rid of corruptionz!
Siddhartha:Corruption?
Fin. advisor: do you have corruption?
Siddhartha: nope, we have civic upkeep and maintenance costs
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10 years later, Siddhartha seeked peace again, again it would not last very long
eye witnesses of the treaty of gordium unbiasedly report"King siddhartha, in all his incredible holy glory, walked up to the evil villainous horrendous unholy cruel baby-eater Darius, and said "I wants moneh"
Darius then said "Its a good deal Done!"
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here are some demographics
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heres something i did to see if i could distract darius so i could gain the upperhand in latter duels, but was surprised when i saw this :eek:

"What do you MEAN that you have enough on your hand!?!"
"I mean i don't need a war... right now :satan:
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maps! (note i went into world builder to see the other continent, so theirs that map to)
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and here is the last thing, my military, and advisor
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MA: our military sucks ya know?
Siddhartha:NUH UH
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Siddhartha:Okey you were right :(

what happens next? do i DOW persia? Does Mao Mother F
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ing Zedong DOW us?

Find out next time on,
SIDDHARTHA OF INDIA: THE CIV 4 BUDDHIST CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!
 

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i've decided to take a bold move, i'm going to start on a second story, don't worry this one will still get updates, the story im making is a rfc doc 3000 bc start with byzantium, it will be a naritive, unlike this story which has become a slightly narrative comedy.

Happy civing
Moai_Spammer:crazyeye:
 
Hello everyone, welcome back to...SoI:C4BC, yes i'm to lazy to type the whole name so i used acronyms, anyhoo, lets start.

Siddhartha was angry at the persians, so he decided to use the whip, in his memoirs
he wrote "It was as fun as burning taoist at the stake!"
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the finance advisor was arguing with the king at this time too...
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FA:I think you should run 0% science so we can make moar monehz!
Sidd:but we need new techs to conquer teh persians!
FA:NUH UH
Sidd:UH HUH
5 hours later...
FA:NUH UH
Sidd:UH HUH
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the one non blood thirsty member of the court at this time said that india was in a renaissance for some reason in 1330 A.D....
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I don't know why i took this screenie...
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At this time Mao mother f[civ3]ing Zedong was wanting open borders... he was literally kicked out of the palace.
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In 1410 A.D., i person by the name of "steve" was rejoicing because he found some diamonds, the government took them before he could follow through with his evil plans of making a sword out of the diamonds...
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And then Mao mother f[civ3]ing Zedong started the 3rd Indo-Persis war...
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will persia kill us? will Mao mother f[civ3]ing Zedong backstab us :backstab:
find out next time on...
Siddhartha of India: The Civ 4 Buddhist Challenge
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oh did you :mischief:
 
Still no Civ3 trade advisor...
 
if your refering to the domestic advisor, he's already appeared, if your refering to the luxery advisor, she's already appeared too
 
i have 220 posts? well i guess its 221 now :crazyeye:

better late then ever ahem...

This (could have been) my 200th post :beer::band::bday::dance::sheep::banana::ninja: :bounce: :salute:

Still 6200 more to beat me. ;)
BTW, you traumatized me in your Byzantine story when you slashed a pink pony face and stick it with crazy glue on headless Izzy.
 
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