89) You axe the computer after your caravan is killed by barbarians.
90) You keep nuking your enemy's capital until the entire area is filled with those little skulls.
91) ...then cry as the rest of his cities discharge their own atomic stockpiles.
92) You wonder why your spy won't shoot those tanks...
93) You think naval units are the best city defenders
(although under the right conditions, they can do a fairly good job)
94) You hit 'ctrl-G' and think the planet's been fractured.
95) You hit 'T' and assume you've lost.
96) You try and try, but your stupid settlers won't fortify!!!
97) You never disembark from ships, to keep them from being left behind.
98) Your city management rule is, the more Elvises in the population, the better the output!
99) After losing the game (for the millionth time), you set out in search of your coffin...
I did this when I first started playing. I would irrigate it, then I'd come back and think "Dang, I could have sworn I had mined that hill already. I guess not." So I'd mine it, then 10 (or is it 15?) turns later I'd think "Dang, I could have sworn I had irrigated that..." I don't know how long it took me to figure out what was happening, but it was an embarrassingly long time.
(How do you do that? I STILL Don't Know.)
s)) , presuming you can keep them alive(easy if there's a wheat in range).
