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Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread)

Fine.

unfree: Verarde

Have you ever actually said anything to prove his guilt?
 
Fine.

unfree: Verarde

Have you ever actually said anything to prove his guilt?

No, unfortunately you have to trust me on that.

Look, here's the deal; I can't prove it to you. I am willing and did release everyone else from prison. So look at it from this perspective: If I am doing this because I am a lying mafiosi, I'm outing myself just to keep Verarde, one townie, in prison.

Why? Because he's a power role? No. Because we can kill him if it were a thing we had to do, us scumbags. Wink wink.

The reason why is because I have reason to strongly suspect he's guilty and I can't say why. I'm willing to die, as long as you never release Verarde except to execute him.
 
And I'm aware how completely lame "I can't say why" is. I know, that just causes questions.

Those are questions I can't answer. Sorry. I'll explain after the game.
 
I feel like were getting played but whatever, I'll accept that.
 
I feel like were getting played but whatever, I'll accept that.

Yeah I know. If that's what you suspect, toss me in prison or hospitalize me. I'm just a double-voter and if you think I am a risk, dead is where I need to be. You don't need mafia controlling the vote.

In exchange for Verarde that's a fair bleeping deal. Besides, I'm not completely committed to this game. I won't be much further help unless I guess correctly.
 
It's rather obvious you're a double voter. ;)
 
It's rather obvious you're a double voter. ;)

YOU FOOL! YOU ONLY THINK I'M A DOUBLE VOTER! That's what's so funny!

I'm a triple-voter. Dun dun dun dunnnn.

Spoiler :
Ok not really but man, that would be overpowered.
 
Yeah, I have to switch my vote anyway, so...

Hospitalize: Turquoiside, with the proper "z" spelling.
 
Hospitalise: Turquoiside, I guess.
 
Hospitalise: Turquoiside
i do not fel like understanding what is going on right now, so maybe I will change it later
 
And I'm aware how completely lame "I can't say why" is. I know, that just causes questions.

Those are questions I can't answer. Sorry. I'll explain after the game.

I am sorry too but that's not good enough. Call me a moron or PM me with an explanation, but i will follow this. This isn't blackmailing, this is consistency :mischief:

edit: I nearly forgot: Hospitalize: ATPG
 
Hospitalise: Turquoiside
 
Hospitalise: Turquoiside
 
Hospitalise: Turquoiside

He claims to be neutral but refuses to say anything more about himself.

Rightly so too. Why should I reveal my character in particular to the first person who asks? But at this point, I could care less if I die. I've already met enough of my goals to meet a marginal victory.
That said, I'm going to be killed anyway; if my only chance is to role-reveal, why only role reveal to one person?

Spoiler :
Player: Turquoiside
Character: Homer Simpson
Faction: Homer Simpson (Neutral)

Victory Condition: Homer Simpson Victory (See Below). As a Neutral you are not part of the town but you are not hostile to them.

Abilities: Basic Actions Once during the game you may roleblock another player. Once during the game you may protect another player.
Items: None

Background:

You are the head of the Simpson household and longtime safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Plant. Though in some ways you’re a simple family man who loves his beer and sports, you’ve lived a life of amazing escapades, whether it’s going into space, winning a Grammy, or punching George HW Bush.

Goals: As Homer Simpson you are far too self-centered and disinterested in the town at large to care about more than your personal whims. You have a set of independent goals to accomplish in order to achieve victory. Accomplish at least 3 out of 7 to achieve a marginal victory, and 5 out of 7 for a decisive victory (equivalent to another player completing victory + personal goal).

Simpsons Family First: At least two members of the Simpsons family (this can include yourself) survive at the end of the game
Stupid Flanders: Ned Flanders is lynched
Hunger Strike: Prevent the Isotopes from moving to Albuquerque
Chosen One: Become a member of the Stonecutters
I Call the Big One Bitey: Become the monorail conductor
King of the World: Jump the Springfield Gorge
My Name is Homer Simpson Mr. Burns is hospitalized


As you can see, I've met three of my victory conditions and that's good enough for me. But I am serious about my vote for Zack.
 
Voting period over - update on the way
 
EVENING TWELVE

At the end of the town's meeting for the day, there was only one thing they wanted - vengeance on any remaining perpetrators of the crimes against their fellow citizens.

Today, a fair number of the crowd called for one man to face up to his alleged crimes.

Ignoring any motions for law and order, instead of sending him to jail the people swarmed at him, various hefty instruments at hand.

"Oww owow this is the worst pain ever"

The fighting didn't stop until the mob had their pound of flesh and Turquoiside was very injured.

Spoiler :
Turquoiside was hospitalized


*******************​

Summary
Turquoiside was lynch and hospitalized

Spoiler tallies :


Lynch

Turquoiside - 7 (BigTin, CivGeneral, Jarrema, General Olaf, askthepizzaguy, Winston Hughes, Autolycus)
(jail: 1 hospital: 6)

askthepizzaguy - 1 (RRRaskolnikov)

Zack - 2 (Turquoiside, landlubber)

Abstain - 1 (GamezRule)

Not Voting: 10 (classical_hero, Gone 3 the Celt, johnhughthom, mayor, mechaerik, NinjaCow64, Red_Spy, The Bake, Yoshiegg737, Zack)

Release From Jail

No one has enough votes to be released



Spoiler player list :

List of Players


LIVING (20)
Askthepizzaguy
Autolycus
BigTin
CivGeneral
classical_hero
GamezRule
General Olaf
Gone 3 the Celt
Jarrema
johnhughthom
landlubber
mayor
mechaerik
NinjaCow64
Red_Spy
RRRaskolnikov
The Bake
Winston Hughes
Yoshiegg737
Zack

JAILED (1)
Verarde

HOSPITALIZED (11)
choxorn
sirtommygunn
DaveShack
bestrfcplayer
Takhisis
Skwink - (replaced taillesskangaru)
Visorslash
TheLastDays
Mergle
BSmith1068
Turquoiside

PERMANENTLY KILLED (2)
paulwhoisaghost (Scratchy)
Kennigit (Rich Uncle Skeleton)

LEFT TOWN (1)
civplayah (Chief Wiggum)

ELEPHANT-INDUCED COMA (1)
SouthernKing (Principal Skinner)




BEGIN NIGHT TWELVE

Please send Ability Orders by PM.
Be sure to copy Earthling too for now for availability purposes
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Orders due in ~24 hours, (1600 US Eastern)

Special: Other than anyone's who has informed us of unavailability or expecting a replacement, ie. anyone we know the GMs have heard from, everyone make an effort to vote tomorrow, or a couple WoG notices are going out

 
I am sorry too but that's not good enough. Call me a moron or PM me with an explanation, but i will follow this. This isn't blackmailing, this is consistency :mischief:

edit: I nearly forgot: Hospitalize: ATPG

I hereby order the mafia to murder you, you little RRRaskol.
 
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