Sudden got it.
Sudden turnset.
Hope you don't mind I played it, TLO.
Turn 0 (130)
Moving a sword tells me 2 archers. 2 archers, 4 swords. But then there's Vienne. Well, we won against Sury, right? But 3 turns to get there, Bib can whip an archer.......

What the hell. do dododoood whoooooooo War on the Celts!
Turn 1 (131)
Bib whips an archer. It's down to.. seven pop.
***
Turn 2 (132)
****, an archer apppears. **** **** ****, we lose.
Yeah right. Were you all tense? Good. Because there are 2 CR3 swords and 2 CR2 ones. Now, the CR3 get 70% odds. Yes, we might still lose. More tension? Good good. You weren't the one clicking the buttons.
First sword, 70% odds.
2nd CR3 Sword, 85.7% odds.
1st CR2 Sword, and TLO, we shouldn't be using BUG!
66.8% odds.
Last battle. CR2 Sword vs Guerilla1 Archer. Obviously, if Bibracte was on a hill we would not have won. Guess what, the Archer is fresh!! Odds: 75.3%. Oh jeez.
Worker actions come after millitary? Awwwwww
And whip Yasod for good measure. I starve it for some commerce as it's at happy limit and I save us 2gpt.
Rome is stagnated at happy limit, I should have checked all cities at T0 instead of rushing into war. Ah well.
Turn 3 (133)
Yasod Lib -> Barracks.
Some mediator offers us peace with Suryavarman.
Yes, don't want Galleys pillaging. I don't want to wait for feudalism to see if we can vassalise.
Do some fancy shmacy MM in Lisbon to whip at optimal overflow point.
Turn 4 (134)
Maybe keeping Bib was silly. Culture starved by Greece and Vienne and Ulundi. There is something wrong. The Great Wall should be producing 2cpt, as Stonehenge is. I'm sure the BUG mod did not cause this, but something did.
And, idiotically, I moved a worker into Boudi's territory to see how many Archers Vienne has. 3, with time for a fourth. Eh..... more tension?
Ah, bastard, I forgot to take into account a turn of produciton in my optimal whipping point at Lisbon. Bugger.
Turn 5 (135)
Staling asks us to declare war on Willem and I accept. No worries.
Boudicca did not take our worker.
Rudely kill an Archer of Boudi's. 4 Archers in Vienne, she might get a fifth, I will not take 5 70-80% odds in a row. Or will I....
NO. Take peace, not Vienne.
Turn 7 (137)
Rome Cat -> Cat
Rome starves.
Turn 8 (138)
No, nooo, no noooo. Nooo. Byzantine revolt in Bibracte. No

. No city flipping after conquest, damnit! Move all units out of Bib. You can have it. I'll liberate it to you next turn. Then' I'l ltake it back. The same turn.
Turn 9 (139)
No, wait I want to check if he has copper hooked up and to heal a wee bit more.
Turn 10 (140)
Mine is hooked up.
But look, 10 turns. I could play 15. Yes, I could make you more tense, readers. I could stay up until 4:45AM. Or I could pass it on, with a smile, the Swords unmoved, with a few words.
The copper is hooked up, the Swords are unhealed.
But don't you want to take Bibracte?
If you do it, I want credit for this hilariously unorthodox move. I'd do it

You might just want to gift him Bib and bring along the cats in Rome and Lisbon. Safer. Mind leave a unit in Bib if you take it. Boudicca must be crying.
Save. Rome and Yasod are starving. Watch them to see how many turns.