SKNES: Architecture of Aggression

Good update. Now I can finally focus on slaughtering the French in droves.
 
Good update. Now I can finally focus on slaughtering the French in droves.
Drown in your own blood.
You've done well this round Catholics... but this war is far from over.
Despite the death of the Second Mad Emperor, you press foward?

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I have one thing to say, spoken by Alaric the Visigoth himself.

The Thicker the Hay, the Easier the Mowing

Ready your Swords and Scythes men! Death will have quite a harvest this year!

For Christ and the Cross!
 
Drown in your own blood.

Your blood flows in a much more abundant manner. Now that you all are rightfully surrounded, the slaughter begins. I continue to offer no quarter to your feminine, heathen warriors.
 
Your blood flows in a much more abundant manner. Now that you all are rightfully surrounded, the slaughter begins. I continue to offer no quarter to your feminine, heathen warriors.

No quarter is asked from you merciless morticials, you pork-licking thieves, you rat rustling roaches, you rump-fed chicken, you brain-dead weasels, you soulless twits, you self serving satanist you creature of evil. I hope you choke on my blade as I press my cross to your skin, and you will die inside out-the longer the better-as I drive it through your heart. May you burn long in your lifetime, and burn forever in your death and ye, that is much more than what you deserve! I pity the fools who serve you, who damn themselves by not seeking to place a holy blade in your spleen-a heart is too much to seek in a creature such as yourself. The lowest pits of hell are reserved for you and your men and all who serve you or with you or near you or far from you, who massacre and murder the innocent and the weak and seek allies to corrupt against the stong. May you cut yourself and wash it with sea water, may you sunder your own tainted head as God Willing you die a wretched death you so deserve. Let all living people look at you, but not with pity, but satisfaction as you suffer which you bring with your own hand, a hand which brings nothing but woe with every touch.
 
TL;DR. You haven't sniffed the Holy Land, Rome is probably going to burn. :p
 
@SK- By my math, I am the HRE's emperor (Terrance, Pisa, and I voted for myself; DC123456789 and Thuringia for Terrance. Terrance nominated himself, but didn't vote for himself, which I think might have been where the confusion arose).
 
Um, you missed Serbia and Croatia.

Whoops. I'll fix that, thanks for the catch.

@SK- By my math, I am the HRE's emperor (Terrance, Pisa, and I voted for myself; DC123456789 and Thuringia for Terrance. Terrance nominated himself, but didn't vote for himself, which I think might have been where the confusion arose).

I'll fix that as well then, in the stats.
 
By the way, Gujarat isn't labelled, and I find it strange that Scotland's state religion is still Catholicism, considering they were just crushed by Midgard.

Did anyone, other than the al-Maghribi Caliphate, actually try to invade Italy?
 
By the way, Gujarat isn't labelled, and I find it strange that Scotland's state religion is still Catholicism, considering they were just crushed by Midgard.

Did anyone, other than the al-Maghribi Caliphate, actually try to invade Italy?

Both are mistakes that need fixing, thanks for pointing them out.

Nobody else tried.
 
Your second highest general, the Emperor's Wife, nearly half his servants and a third of his guards were in it. Even then, only about 25% of them were paid- the others took money out of their own pockets and refused payment in their quest to end the Second Mad Emperor.

God will look upon us and our allies, and bless the most True to him. On our side, he sees the pure, the righteous, the chivalrous. We march alone against the darkness around us. We have always marched instep with holy spirit in our hearts and with the words of his blessed, the Holy Pope, in our heads. We have marched only to attack the Great Satanist. We march only to defend ourselves from unwanted attacks from the entire world. On your side, he sees you. Be you pure or not, you yet again march along side the Mohammedan in their quest to extinguish Christianity once and for all. You marched along side Heathens in the same quest once, as well as marching alongside Heretics, Barbarians, and the great Satanist who dwells in the land of the Zengids. You march alongside murderers, mad men, mutineers of all stripes and colors. You march alongside Christians who would gladly spill another Christian's blood merely because they love Christ in a way that does not satisfy you.

God will look upon us. And he will give His judgement. And it shall be strong. I pray often, as the sound of death and dying echo in my helmet. And I see that on every front where we remained true to His word we survived and nay, advanced. We pushed back the Muslims from Italy, from Rome, from Aquitaine as our ancestors once pushed them from Tours, Toulouse and Basqueland. We have retaken Calabria and Apulia and, God Willing, we will show Sicily the errors of following the Second Mad Emperor after his death, and once more liberate Carthage from the Muslims.

You and your fiendish allies may have more numbers. But we have more faith. We have marched, marched, and will always one thing- the righteousness of God and the safety of his children in his world. Be they Orthodox of Catholic or Coptic or elsewhile. Be they in Axum or France or Carthage. Be they, even, in Constantinople (as we had once marched) or Tamen or Sicily.

I march only for the end of the Great Satanist in the holy land. No more, no less. The Second Mad Emperor is dead and gone- free yourselves of his sin and contemplate the doom you might have brought upon yourself and upon every man you sent to fight for his masters in Hell.
 
Welp, the Vandals are back in black (well, brown.). Little sad that my cunning plan didn't go through, but I'll deal. :p

Announcing that I am retaining my position as the Vandalic Sultanate of Carthage.
(Also SK, the stats are missing the 'Vandalic' bit.)

Also, is there a discussion group for the Crusade?

To: The Mewling Infidel Crusader States
From: Geiseric IV, Sultan of Carthage, King of the Vandals, Rightful King of Sardinia and Corsica


All your machinations could not stop the sword of Islam from retaking our homelands. Surrender unto us our rightful lands of Sardinia and Corsica, or face the whirlwind that is the Vandals restored to their homelands.
 
Your second highest general, the Emperor's Wife, nearly half his servants and a third of his guards were in it. Even then, only about 25% of them were paid- the others took money out of their own pockets and refused payment in their quest to end the Second Mad Emperor.

Bulls***. If Amon could turn the entire nation to Hellenism, and I could turn it back, all by the word of the Emperor, then declaring war on heretics with Church support will not cause an assassination planned by half the court.
 
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