Slogan generator : Hilarious!!!

[mythmonster2]

Don't know why the old on was closed, probably cause of the bump, but I bring it back to life!(Hope that's not against the rules)

bring on the funny!

My favorite: Beef, the other white meat.

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

Only Vodka has the Answer!
&
Vodka, is it in you?

So true

 

[Harbringer]

We dont do masterbation, we do masterbation better

 

[Tee Kay]

"I can't believe it's not Taillesskangaru!"

"I'm Lovin' Mythmonster2!"

"Too orangey for Behind the Mask!"

"It's not TV. It's Harbringer!"

More CFC slogans coming up

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

Semen Wanted

AH HA HA HA HA... Priceless.

So many funny things can come from Semen:

Look, Ma, No Semen

Promise her anything, but give her Semen

Moving at the speed of Semen

The Incredible,edible Semen

I cant believe its not Semen

AH HA HA HA HA!!! I'm busting a nut over here.

 

[Tee Kay]

^

Here's some more CFC slogans. (note these are all first- or second-time results)

"Civilization Fanatics Center. It's everywhere you wanna be!"

"Wouldn't you like to be a Perfection too?"

"Fifty - Australian for beer"

"A Thunderfall is forever!"

"Tense, nervous, Gogf?"

"Your Winner, right away!"

"The Comrade Davo of champions!"

"Men can't help acting on Bozo Erectus!"

"Can't do it on real life? Do it on ArneHD!"

"The lighter way to enjoy aneeshm!"

"Who would you have a Heretic Cata with?"

"For mash, get Mirc!"

"Get busy with Mobboss!"

"The right Mr. Dictator at the right time!"

"They're yummy for your Curtsibing!"

"8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference says their cats preferred Civgeneral"

"Biting the hand that feeds Narz!"

"Leave your Elrohir minty not mediciney"

"Is it live, or is it Rossiya?"

"Live in your Igloodude. Play in ours!"

 

[CCA]

Communism Slogans:

Communism Slpogans!:

Break Me Off a Piece of That Communism.
The World's Communism Marketplace.
Good Communism Has Danish Written All Over It.
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Communism.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Communism.
Get Communism or Get Out.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Communism from the Oven.
Come to Life. Come to Communism.
The Lion Goes from Communism to Communism.
No-One Does Chicken Like Communism.
Don't Forget The Communism, Mum.
Yo Quiero Communism.
Sweet as the Moment When the Communism Went "Pop"
The Coolest Communism on Ice.
It's a Communism Adventure.
I'm ****oo For Communism.
The World's Favourite Communism.
That'll be the Communism.
Do You, uh, Communism?
It's a New Communism Every Day.
The Better Way to Start the Communism.
Come Fly The Friendly Communism.
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Communism?
Communism Makes Everything Better.
You Can On a Communism, Can Do!
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Communism.
The Real Smell of Communism.
The Best Communism A Man Can Get.
Communism Saves Your Soul.
Semper Communism.
To Our Members, We're The Fourth Communism.
Uh-oh, Better Get Communism.
For That Deep Down Body Communism.
Communism Born and Bred.
Reach for the Communism.
It Needn't Be Hell With Communism.
Communism Tested, Mother Approved.
If You Like A Lot Of Communism On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
Did Somebody Say Communism?
Think Communism.
All Communism, All The Time.
Never Knowingly Communism.
Leave the Communism to Us.
The Lighter Way To Enjoy Communism.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Communism?
Let's Face The Music and Communism.
Welcome To Communism Country.
The Too Good to Hurry Communism.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Communism.
Behold the Power of Communism.
No Communism, No Comment.
Get the Door - It's Communism.
You Can On a Communism, Can Do!
My Goodness, My Communism!
The Better Way to Start the Communism.
Have a Communism and Smile.
A Taste For Communism.
Time for a Sharp Communism.
Oh Hungry? Oh Communism.
Communism Unscripted.
The Communism That Eats Like A Meal.

 

[CCA]

Also try:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Communism
Best movie quote ever:
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Communism.
Which movie was this quote from?
Pulp Fiction (1994)
(the word was 'brothers')

 

[mythmonster2]

Also try:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Communism
Best movie quote ever:
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Communism.
Which movie was this quote from?
Pulp Fiction (1994)
(the word was 'brothers')

Just tried that with Yo Mamma, first quote was "To Yo Mamma, and beyond!"

Original ones:
Moms like you choose civ 3. What about the kids????????
Can't do it in real life? Do it on Civ 4. True, kinda
Bet you can't eat Mythmonster2. I hope so!
My fav orite: An army of Mythmonster2. MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Catharsis]

Because NES is complicated enough.

NES keeps going and going. (tell me about it... )

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' NES.

Too Orangey for NES.

Moms Like You Choose NES.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her NES Knows for Sure.

Ask the Man From the NES.

Kids Will Do Anything For NES.

Run For The NES.

The incredible, edible NES.

 

[sirtommygunn]

with great powers comes great cold-blooded killers

i used the slogan generator and got this:

no mr.bond i expect sirtommygunn to die

 

[WillJ]

"serial rapists," from the movie quotes site:

When there's no more room in hell, the serial rapists will walk the earth.

I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Serial Rapists.

They may take away our serial rapists, but they'll never take our freedom!

Serial Rapists! Why did it have to be serial rapists?

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to serial rapists.

One serial rapist's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

Listen to them. Children of the serial rapists. What music they make.

I could dance with you 'til the serial rapists come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the serial rapists 'til you came home.

What do you want to marry serial rapists for, anyhow?

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your serial rapists together and blow.

You had me at 'serial rapists'.

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American serial rapists.

Round up the usual serial rapists.

Ray, if someone asks if you are a serial rapist, you say, 'yes!'

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the serial rapists.

My mama always said life was like a box of serial rapists.

Lions and tigers and serial rapists, oh my!

 

[Mirc]

I'd Walk a Mile for a Rotfl.

 

[Mirc]

Double the Pleasure, Double the Girl.
Moving at the Speed of Girl.
Have a Girl and Smile.
Get in my Girl.
The Cream of Girl.
Where Girl is a Pleasure.
I'd Walk a Mile for a Girl
Girl, the Other White Meat.
All You Need Is a Girl and a Dream
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Girl.
From Our Girl to Yours.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Girl.
Kids Will Do Anything For Girl.
You Press the Girl, We Do the Rest.
You Are Stuck on Girl, Girl Is Stuck on You.
Great Girl with Only Two Calories.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Girl.
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Girl.
And All Because The Lady Loves Girl.
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Girl Too?
My Girl to Yours.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Girl.
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Girl.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Girl Overnight.
Don't You Just Love Being In Girl?
A Girl A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
Nobody Does It Like Girl.
Everything We Do is Driven by Girl.
Happiness is Girl-Shaped.
Leave the Girl to Us.
Girl Tested, Mother Approved.
I Can't Believe It's Not Girl.

OK that's enough for now I think.

 

[civverguy]

Keep your friends close, but your civ game closer.
I'll be civ game.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your civ game together and blow.
You know the difference between you and me? I make civ game look good.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take civ game anymore!

 

[flamingzaroc121]

Sharing the ****** of your life
More ****** please
The world's ****** marketplace
Can you tell a ****** from butter

 

[mythmonster2]

We bring zombies to life! (AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!)
Feel the Raw, Naked babes of the road. "Oh lah lah!"
Because Capitalism is complicated enough. "So true :shakehead:"

 

[Swedishguy]

Biting the hand that feeds hay.

The Swedishguy is mightier than the sword.

Be like dad, keep Swedishguy.

Where Swedishguy is a pleasure.

Swedishguy, and on, and on...

No one does chicken like Swedishguy.

Taste the Swedishguy.

 

[dutchfire]

Do you eat the Dutchman last?

Let your George W. Bush do the walking.

Get back your "Ooo" with dutchfire.

I could dance with you 'til the dutchfire come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the dutchfire 'til you came home.

 

[Love]

Bet You Can't Eat Gandhi Rules.

Super Mc Donalds is Almost Here.

Following: You can't run from the MC Donalds

Prolongs Active Civ IV.