Slogan generator : Hilarious!!!

[carmen510]

Reach Out and Touch Perfection

The Best Whoppers A Man Can Get

Get In My Tommy Gun

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Tommy Gun

Don't You Just Love Being in Hell?

A Taste for Tommy guns

Wouldn't You Rather Be [a] Tommy Gun?

Is Brain In You?

Top Breeders Recommend Tommy Gun

 

[Tasslehoff]

Nothing comes between me and my crap.
and
Have a break. Have a crap.

 

[pacesplace]

"Little. Yellow. Different. China."

Racists.

"When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Prostitutes."
Do You Have The Beef Inside?
Got Brown?
Big Chocolate Fudge.
Pride of the Stupid For Over a Hundred Years.
Idiot Tested, Mother Approved.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Dog."

 

[puglover]

The Taco for All Ages

The cat butt with the hole

Wear Burrito

I'm a Secret Burrito Drinker

Burrito, the Other White Meat

The World's Favorite Satan

 

[IronMan2055]

Nothing Sucks Like A Lick

 

[Lockesdonkey]

When you put in...well..a synonym for feces into the machine...hilarious! It all works perfectly!

Par example, where {c}=the poop synonym:

You smell like {c}

You never put a better piece of {c} on your knife. (or some such)

I'm only here for the {c}.

Does the hard {c} so you don't have to.

Gets the {c} done.

And the crown jewels:

"I'm worth {c}."
"I feel like {c} tonight."

 

[carmen510]

You smell like crap.

You never put a better piece of crap on your knife.

I'm only here for the crap.

Does the hard crap so you don't have to.

Gets the crap done.


"I'm worth sh!t."
"I feel like crap tonight."

 

[ggganz]

Probably The Best Bacon In The World.
Step Into The Stupid.
Designed for God, Engineered to Last.
Death - It Does a Body Good.
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Butter.
It's Not All Money, Money, Money, you know.
The Pie That Eats Like A Meal.
Break Me Off a Piece of That Crap.

 

[Nuka-sama]

Chose Mothers-Choose Nuclear kid

Nuclear kid-It does a body good

Life's pretty straight without Nuclear kid

hope it's Nuclear kid, it's Nuclear kid, we hope it's Nuclear kid

Let your Nuclear kid do the walking

 

[Nuka-sama]

Some Political/Cleberity ones

There's first love, and there's Hillary Clinton love

Tastes great, less Hilary Clinton

Everything we do is driven by Paris Hilton

Get George W. Bush or get out

Get more from Obama '08

 

[Atlas14]

It's different in a shooby!
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Shooby.
Avez-Vous Un Shooby?
Come See the Softer Side of Shooby.
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Shooby.
Snap! Crackle! Shooby!
Shooby - It Does a Body Good.
Devon Knows How They Make Shooby So Creamy.
I Wish They All Could Be Shooby Girls.
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Shooby.
I'm Only Here For The Shooby.
Refreshes the Shooby Other Beers Cannot Reach.

 

[cthom]

apt, seeing how (at the moment) the post below this is 'iGod':

'Now with 50% more Religion'.

 

[Slaughter]

DEATH:

"Washing Machines Live Longer With Death."

"Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Death."

We're Always Low Death.

Probably The Best Death In The World.

Go On, Get Your Death Out.

Come One, Come All To Death.


LIFE:

Look, Ma, No Life!

Things Go Better with Life.

The Life That Likes To Say Yes.

It's That Life Feeling.


S**T:

The S**t With The Hole.

The Right S**t at the Right Time.

We're Serious About S**t.


Big Guns:


You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Big Guns On Your Knife.

Pure Big Guns.

Bet You Can't Eat Big Guns.

You Can Be Sure of Big Guns.

NINJAS:

Make Every Ninjas Count.

Leave the Ninjas to Us.

To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Ninjas.

Ding-Dong! Ninjas Calling!

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Ninjas.

Can You Tell Ninjas From Butter?


SUCK:

The Cream of Suck.

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Suck.

Come One, Come All To Suck.

 

[WerBackIII]

Have a break! Have AC/DC!
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Rock.
America's Most Trusted Beer.

 

[WerBackIII]

I tried the movie quote generator:

Many Bothans died to bring us this Beer.


HILARIOUS!


Sorry for DP!

 

[ggganz]

I tried the movie quote generator:

Many Bothans died to bring us this Beer.


HILARIOUS!


Sorry for DP!

There is another thread for that.

 

[Powerzilla]

All You Need is a Foreskin and a Dream.

I'm Lovin' Foreskin.

You Can't Get Quicker Than a Foreskin Fitter.

Half the Foreskin, All the Taste.

There's First Love, and There's Foreskin Love.

Foreskin is What We Do.

What's In Your Foreskin?

Only a Fool Breaks the Foreskin.

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Foreskin.

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Foreskin.

You're Never Alone with an Ass Crack.

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Ass Crack.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Thanks for the links, i had fun!

One morning I shot an elephant in my space hamster. How he got in my space hamster, I don't know.

Just Like Space Hamsters Used To Make.

Show me the space hamster!

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Space Hamsters.

I ate his space hamster with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

May the Space Hamster be with you.

I'm ****oo For Space Hamsters.

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Full Sexual Intercourse.

The Lighter Way To Enjoy Full Sexual Intercourse.

The power of Full Sexual Intercourse compels you.

(very true)

Good Full Sexual Intercourse Has Danish Written All Over It.

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a full sexual intercourse lasts forever.