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I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Hammarby.

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Hammarby.

Silly Rabbit, Hammarby is for Kids.

Hammarby Born and Bred.

It Needn't Be Hell With Hammarby. (yeah right :lol:)

Life's Pretty Straight Without Hammarby.

Sweet as the Moment When the Hammarby Went "Pop"

When You've Got Hammarby, Flaunt It.

Semper Hammarby.

Now with 50% more Hammarby!

It's That Hammarby Feeling. (gloom, despair ;))
 
Mum's Gone to Bedfordshire.

Bedfordshire, the Other White Meat.

A Better Part Of Bedfordshire Wanted.

Go Crack a Bedfordshire.

You Press the Catharsis, We Do the Rest.

Top Breeders Recommend Korn.

Let the Soad Begin.

Super Nirvana is Almost Here.

Time To Make The In Flames.
 
Make Room for the Belgian.

Where Belgian is a Pleasure.

Dude, You're Getting a Belgian!

Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Belgian.

For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Belgian.

I Bet He Drinks Belgian.

Just for the Taste of Belgian.

A Glass and a Half in Every Belgian.

What Would You Do For A Belgian?

I Liked The Belgian So Much, I Bought The Company!

Grab Life by the Belgian.

Did Somebody Say Belgian?
 
Designed for masturbation.

Silly rabbit, masturbation is for kids!

Masturbation is good for you.

The ultimate masturbation machine.

The masturbation with the hole.
 
Why don't you come up sometime and see Swedishguy?

Few men ever swapped more than one Swedishguy with Sean Regan.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Swedishguy. Prepare to die!

I am big! It's the Swedishguy that got small.

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Swedishguy.

I see dead Swedishguy.

They may take away our Swedishguy, but they'll never take our freedom!

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Swedishguy killed the beast.

You want the Swedishguy? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Swedishguy!

After all, tomorrow is another Swedishguy!

Watch the Swedishguy, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the Swedishguy!

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Swedishguy. (my favorite)

And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best Swedishguy in the world...

A Swedishguy. Shaken, not stirred.

Ray, if someone asks if you are a Swedishguy, you say, 'yes!'

This Swedishguy attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Swedishguy! (on second thought, that's my favorite)

Here's looking at Swedishguy, kid.

Gort! Klaatu barada Swedishguy!

With great power comes great Swedishguy.

I've got a feeling we're not in Swedishguy anymore.

I find your lack of Swedishguy disturbing.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel Swedishguy?' Well, do ya, punk?

This is your Swedishguy for your husband... and this is my Swedishguy for your Swedishguy.

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Swedishguy.

I ate his Swedishguy with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I want that Swedishguy, not excuses.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard Swedishguy yet!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Swedishguy' at will to old ladies.

If you build it, Swedishguy will come.

You had me at 'Swedishguy'.

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a Swedishguy!

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the Swedishguy.

You can't handle the Swedishguy!

One Swedishguy's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

All work and no Swedishguy makes Jack a dull boy.

Have you ever danced with the Swedishguy in the pale moonlight?

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Swedishguy, too!

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Swedishguy.

Swedishguy! Why did it have to be Swedishguy?

No, it is not dangerous to confuse Swedishguy with angels.

Killing me won't bring back your Swedishguy.

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old Swedishguy for dinner.

I have always depended on the kindness of Swedishguy.

A boy's best friend is his Swedishguy.

Better to be king for a night than Swedishguy for a lifetime.

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's Swedishguy, which is probably more than she ever did.
 
It's Who, What, Where?!? Time.

Gotta Lotta Who, What, Where?!?.

Leave the Who, What, Where?!? to Us.

You Can Be Sure of Who, What, Where?!?.

Who, What, Where?!?, the Other White Meat.

Break Me Off a Piece of That Who, What, Where?!?.

Where Who, What, Where?!? is a Pleasure.

A Smooth-Running Who, What, Where?!? is a Relaxing Experience.

Aaahh, Who, What, Where?!?!

What's In Your Who, What, Where?!??

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Who, What, Where?!?.

Why Can't Everything Orange Be Who, What, Where?!??

Stop! This Who, What, Where?!? is not Ready Yet!
 
this one i made up
A Fascism is just another democratic republic.
Hitler would most likely say that...
 
1. Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Naruto.
2. You're Never Alone with an Anime.
3. Good Dragonball Has Danish Written All Over It.
4. For The Civfanatics You Don't Yet Know.
5. This Is Not Your Father's X-Men.
6. It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Yakumo.
7. I Was a Vegeta Weakling.
8. When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Goku.
9. My Anti-Drug is Sayajin.
10. Absolut Civilization.
 
Cuts Bush time in half
P-P-P-Pick up a Bush
Does the hard Bush for you
If you've got the time, We've got the Bush
Why have Cotton when you can have Bush?
Bush, take me away
It's not TV, its bush
Bet you can't eat Bush
Strong and beautiful just like bush :dubious:
 
There's More Than One Way To Eat A Bob.
Sometimes You Feel Like a Bob, Sometimes You Don't.
Bob Saves Your Soul.
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Bob.
All Bob, All The Time.
It's Not TV. It's Bob.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Bob.
 
"Built CivFanatics Tough."

"Any Time, Any Place, CivFanatics."

"CivFanatics Born and Bred."

"I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for CivFanatics."

"CivFanatics Is My Middle Name."

"Is It Live, Or Is It CivFanatics?"

"America's Most Trusted CivFanatics."

"Turn Loose The CivFanatics." :lol:
 
Let's Face The Music and Mmm, Martha! You Didn't Tell Me Wee's Having Barbeque For Dinner!.

151 Countries, One Mmm, Martha! You Didn't Tell Me Wee's Having Barbeque For Dinner!.

The Too Good to Hurry Mmm, Martha! You Didn't Tell Me Wee's Having Barbeque For Dinner!.

There Ain't No Party Like A Mmm, Martha! You Didn't Tell Me Wee's Having Barbeque For Dinner! Party.

I'm Only Here For The Mmm, Martha! You Didn't Tell Me Wee's Having Barbeque For Dinner!.

All You Need is a Mmm, Martha! You Didn't Tell Me Wee's Having Barbeque For Dinner! and a Dream.
 
Reach Out and Touch Carlos

The Best Carlos A Man Can Get

Get In My Carlos

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Carlos

Don't You Just Love Being in Carlos?

A Taste for Carlos

Wouldn't You Rather Be Carlos?

Is Carlos In You?

Top Breeders Recommend Carlos

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What kind of sick stuff is going on with that Carlos guy?
 
A Finger of Beer is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Pirate!

Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Dutch.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Hitler.

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's French Fries.

The Incredible, Edible Cloat Hanger.
 
Stalin - The Freshmaker!
It's a New Stalin Every Day.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Stalin.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Stalin.
Have Stalin Your Way.

:lol:

Edit:
Solutions For a Small Potence.
Come See the Softer Side of Potence.

Edit 2: Mozilla doesn't recognize it... So in English impotence is a word but potence isn't? :dubious:
 
The Real Smell of You Are Serious About Sending Me To Quebec?.

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says You Are Serious About Sending Me To Quebec?.

No You Are Serious About Sending Me To Quebec?, No Comment.

Only You Are Serious About Sending Me To Quebec? Can Prevent Forest Fires.

You Too Can Have A You Are Serious About Sending Me To Quebec? Like Mine.

Hand-Built by You Are Serious About Sending Me To Quebec?.
 
Lolz! "Pen!s, is it in you?"
 
OK I quit. This just seems wrong:

Does the Hard Porno, So You Don't Have To.
 
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