In the year 3000 B.C. A new leader emarged. He was known as Silver of Orange. His predcassor Soulreaver of Orange had constantly tried to steal his pike and was went insane because Silver kept posting while he was editing. So Silver took over and he surevyed his lands and said to the people " I promise to name every city after me." The people cheered. " I promise to whip you to death, force your children into the milatary and strave you."
The people cheered once more. Silver of Orange shook his head in disbelief and went inside to have a beer.
Preturn- Look over our territory. Is it just me or dose William look like a crossdresser?
" Oh look at my long girlish hair and womanely clothes."
Preturn- Rename our cities in honor of me. Hope no one minds.
Turn 1- Warrior exploration
Turn 2- Exploration. Gems sighted.
Turn 3- Exploring
Turn 4- Explore
Turn 5- Explore
Turn 6- Explore
Turn 7- Explore road to Silver City complete.
Turn 8- Bronze working complete. Start Masonary. According to our scientific advisor we are moderatly advanced. WELL GUESS WHAT GENIUS! We havent meet anybody so who're you comparing us to? Aliens? He is shot.
Currgh in Silver City completes start warrior. Explore
Turn 9- Explore
Turn 10- Explore
Turn 11- Explore and see Bannanas
Turn 12- Warrior in Silver City completes start Granary to aid our expansion. Fortify warrior. I see pink borders! Oh please be Joanie! Explore
Turn 13- Warrior pops goody hut and we get Warrior Code. Granary in Silveropolis complete start settler. YES! It's Joanie. I propose to her and she slaps me. Then I offer her Warrior Code for Masonary and 10 gold she accepts the offer and my propasal.
Our military is bigger than their's, We are equal in cities. We are also up on Pottery on them.
Turn 14- Our currgh spots gray borders. GHANDI! That backstabbing, tratirous, elephant dung eating, fool! At least I think it's him.
Turn 15- Joanie tells our troops to take a hike and I tell her to kiss my a$$. She dosen't comply
Ok that's it. I'll post screenshot and save in next post