Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
Fox, are you going to wimp out and not play this incredibly fun game? Come on. I'll make you a deal. You join this game, and I'll have my signature say "Fox is great" in it. What do you say?
JOE-04 - "Not Quite So" Chaos SG (Warlords)
- Thread starter JesusOnEez
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GreyFox
Make it so ...
Done!Rex Tyrannus said:
Got it, turns played, report in an hour.
Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
And I've done my part of the bargain.
GreyFox
Make it so ...
Rex's Sig said:
Hmm ... somehow, I have a feeling this is not what I've bargained for ... anyhow, I have actually played my turns last night.--
The Tyrant Arise
Behold, minions of Aztec! A new king arise.
He shall command your obedience, he shall have you shivelling uncontrollably in your pee, he shall instill fear into your very spine ... For he is the TYRANT.
He will whip the hell out of you mindless minions. He shall whip the chaos out of the order, and whip the order out of chaos. For he is the T Y R A N T!
... wait a minute. What do you mean there is no whip?
Okay, then I see I have to make do without the whip ...
Let's look at the victory conditions:
Jeez, only cultural, space, or diplo?
Okay, make sense, since its permanent peace throughout.
And what the F is the religious freak doing? Buddhism is already founded! Why still going for Mediation?
Aztecs need no mediation. What we need is the
! Understand!??? The WHIP. W H I P.
Turn 19 (3430 BC)
Research begun: Agriculture
Ermmm ... ahem. Okay, may be the whip not right now, we need argiculture first. To whip the people, you need to first feed them. It's all part of the tyrant's grand whipping plan.
And one more
, what the hell, your religious freak. 19 turns!??? You are suppose to play 20, lazy bugger!!!! ---
We met Alex, and we met cathy ...
Hmm ... I would definitely love to get close to her ... and whip the hell out of you flirtious b!tch!!!
The world as we know it:
>>> The Tyrant's Save (2800BC) <<<
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ChrTh
Happy Yule!
I got it. 
Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
Hmmm. Typically, I'd give a minus one prank point for beating me to the save. But since ChrTh was following orders, I really can't fault him. But, since I have to fault somebody.
-1 prank point to Pholkhero.
-1 prank point to Pholkhero.
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Oh, was I supposed to wait? Guess I didn't read what everybody else posted.
BTW, I got a baseball game tonight and am up in CTIV-9 so I'll probably need my full 144.
BTW, I got a baseball game tonight and am up in CTIV-9 so I'll probably need my full 144.
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Conroe said:
The SG Breaker posts a got it? And the Prankster respects the got it?
It's the only way to Break the Prankster
Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
Conroe said:
The SG Breaker posts a got it? And the Prankster respects the got it?
I guess this really is the "Not Quite So" Chaos thread ...
Seems rather orderly to me!
Please keep in mind that I signed ChrTh, Fox, and Sid up for this SG without telling them. I figure that gets them a little respect. At least for the first turn. Though, since ChrTh's got it was premature, I still get to got it myself.
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Rex Tyrannus said:
Right, because the SG Breaker always plays from the last save posted
Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
So, you want a mistchief war, eh? We can play that game, I think. Somewhere, JOE's shaking his head, wondering what the hell I did to his SG.
(Blame munterpipe, JOE, he told me to go f with this thread.)
(Blame munterpipe, JOE, he told me to go f with this thread.)
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Spoiler :
Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
So we only have five days to do as much damage to his psyche as possible, right?
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Rex Tyrannus said:
Let's not break him, though ... I still need him intact for CTIV-9. After that's done ...
GreyFox
Make it so ...
After you guys are done with his pysche, do I get to whip what remains? I am still the TYRANT ... you know.
Munterpipe
Clums
This is the best SG ever!
Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
GreyFox
Make it so ...
Hey, prankster, I actually like the previous signature better 
JesusOnEez
Emperor
Are you guys starting to get a little kinky with me? 
@ GreyFox - FOOL! Meditation will allow the building of Monastery's, and then I can spread the Word! You have interfered in God's plan and his wrath shall rain upon you like a slightly drippy tap. Food is for sinners!
@ Rex - Don't worry, it needed a kick to get started. I hope Sid's good at this game, or we'll have to chuck him out.
@ GreyFox - Turn 0 to Turn 19 = 20 Turns
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@ GreyFox - FOOL! Meditation will allow the building of Monastery's, and then I can spread the Word! You have interfered in God's plan and his wrath shall rain upon you like a slightly drippy tap. Food is for sinners!
@ Rex - Don't worry, it needed a kick to get started. I hope Sid's good at this game, or we'll have to chuck him out.
@ GreyFox - Turn 0 to Turn 19 = 20 Turns
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