Some warped stuff

[Simon Darkshade]

Two things:
First one of my own creations
What do you get when you cross an East London 1960s gangster with a socialist French 1960s guerrilla philosopher?
Answer: Regis DeKray

Secondly, what do you get when you cross a crooked politician and a sleazy lawyer?
Chelsea Clinton.

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
- N.S.Khrushchev

 

[weimar_republic]

... I dont get it, whos Regis DeKray?

 

[Simon Darkshade]

It's a combo of two names: Reggie Kray, the infamous London gangster, and the French philospher Regis Debray. As, I said it is warped.

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
- N.S.Khrushchev

 

[TheDS]

While Clinton was still president, he and the family were flying in Air Force 1 and a thought suddenly hits Bill. "Hilary!" he cries in excitement, "I just had a wonderful idea! Let's throw a $100 bill out the window and make somebody happy!"

"That's a good idea, but I can go you one better. Let's throw out 10 $10 bills and make 10 people happy."

"I've got an even better idea than that!" cries Al Gore. "Let's throw 100 $1 bills out and make 100 people happy!"

And Chelsea then says "I got an even better idea than that! One that'll make the whole country happy."

"Well don't keep us in suspense, dear, what's your idea? Dimes? Nickels? Pennies?"

"The three of you."