Soviet Russia

[Bushface]

In Soviet Russia was one TV channel; showed only propaganda.
Then opened second channel: showed only officer saying "Turn to Channel 1".

 

[ValentinianIII]

In Imperial Prussia, Sauerkraut essen du!

 

[Catharsis]

In USA, you surrender to army,
In Soviet France, army surrenders to YOU!!

 

[Forcystus]

In Soviet Russia, joke unfunny you!

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia, google searches YOU!!

 

[Forcystus]

In soviet russia, baby have you!

 

[xan66]

In soviet russia people Sare at YOU!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

 

[mythmonster2]

In Soviet Russia, dead guy buries YOU!!

 

[Ghost Ranger]

(note that I didn't make this, so credit goes to whoever did.)

 

[carmen510]

^^^ ^^^

 

[EconomistBR]

In Soviet Russia, joke unfunny you!

Lamest thing I read recently, that's why it's so funny.

In Soviet Russia, google searches YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, you hit the bullet.

In Soviet Russia, internet porn downloads you.

 

[The Ninja]

In the star wars, you force choke people.

In Soviet Russia, Force chokes YOU!!

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia, everything solves FREE MARKET!!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In Soviet Russia, x solves for you!

 

[EconomistBR]

In Soviet Russia, the sun orbits Earth.

In Soviet Russia, homosexuals don't let conservatives get married.

In Soviet Russia, you kill cancer tumors

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In Soviet Russia, experiment runs you!

 

[Hitti-Litti]

In Soviet Russia, global warming causes YOU!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In Soviet Russia, government votes for you!

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia, toilet wettens YOU!!

Er... is "to wetten" a verb?