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Leaders of the World - Take Heed. Learn from the voice of History. Ensure your bureaucrats have a keen personal stake in the success of their projects before they start.
For many years the great nation of Carthage fell under the influence of the bureaucrats from the Ministry of Public Edifices. Following the success of their great Pyramid project, these masters of self-aggrandisment orchestrated the spending of vast amounts of public funds on two great buildings.
They urged the building of a Great Lighthouse on the Leptis Magna waterfront, and the construction of a Great Library in Carthage alongside the Pyramids. Fortunately (for the bureaucrats) the Gods smiled upon Carthage - both projects succeeded.
Thanks to the Lighthouse, our brave galleys could now travel further. These bureaucrats earned their annual bonus.
However a small flaw was discovered in the Library - NOT ENOUGH SCHOLARS ! We only knew about our neighbours in Egypt. The library's design required people from around the world to visit and share their wisdom with us. Silly bureaucrats ! How they shook with fear when this little matter was reported to the great Hannibaline.
In her wisdom, she decreed a solution that all (apart from the bureaucrats) thought was fair and just. These public officials would each join with the brave crews of our galleys, and go and search the world. They were to return with scholars to come and enjoy the Library they had just built, or NOT TO RETURN AT ALL !
And so, after the loss of eight or nine galleys to the treacherous waves and evil creatures of the deep, we met our Persian and English neighbours. They were almost as advanced as ourselves, and they traded with our relieved although somewhat seasick bureaucrats, and happily sent scholars back to marvel at the Library and other wonders of Carthage. Our scientists learnt some new wisdom from these visitors.
Although Carthage had glimpsed green and red lands to the south before these brave ships foundered, She had run out of both galleys and Public Edifice Ministry bureaucrats. In her mercy to the navy and the remaining public servants, the great Hannabaline decreed that no more voyages would happen until our scientists mastered the secrets of safe ocean travel.
And, with the fate of the Great Library bureaucrats foremost in their minds, they made absolutely certain that their discovery, called Navigation, really really worked before they published their research.
For many years the great nation of Carthage fell under the influence of the bureaucrats from the Ministry of Public Edifices. Following the success of their great Pyramid project, these masters of self-aggrandisment orchestrated the spending of vast amounts of public funds on two great buildings.
They urged the building of a Great Lighthouse on the Leptis Magna waterfront, and the construction of a Great Library in Carthage alongside the Pyramids. Fortunately (for the bureaucrats) the Gods smiled upon Carthage - both projects succeeded.
Thanks to the Lighthouse, our brave galleys could now travel further. These bureaucrats earned their annual bonus.
However a small flaw was discovered in the Library - NOT ENOUGH SCHOLARS ! We only knew about our neighbours in Egypt. The library's design required people from around the world to visit and share their wisdom with us. Silly bureaucrats ! How they shook with fear when this little matter was reported to the great Hannibaline.
In her wisdom, she decreed a solution that all (apart from the bureaucrats) thought was fair and just. These public officials would each join with the brave crews of our galleys, and go and search the world. They were to return with scholars to come and enjoy the Library they had just built, or NOT TO RETURN AT ALL !
And so, after the loss of eight or nine galleys to the treacherous waves and evil creatures of the deep, we met our Persian and English neighbours. They were almost as advanced as ourselves, and they traded with our relieved although somewhat seasick bureaucrats, and happily sent scholars back to marvel at the Library and other wonders of Carthage. Our scientists learnt some new wisdom from these visitors.
Although Carthage had glimpsed green and red lands to the south before these brave ships foundered, She had run out of both galleys and Public Edifice Ministry bureaucrats. In her mercy to the navy and the remaining public servants, the great Hannabaline decreed that no more voyages would happen until our scientists mastered the secrets of safe ocean travel.
And, with the fate of the Great Library bureaucrats foremost in their minds, they made absolutely certain that their discovery, called Navigation, really really worked before they published their research.