I kind of broke with tradition here, usually I see people playing 20, sometimes 30 turns to determine whether or not a start was worthwhile.
Well, this time it took me 40

Hope that's ok with you. Most of the first turns are pretty boring anyway.
If anyone cares, I'm including two saves with this report, one after 30 turns, and one after 40. I would have felt bad leaving whoever is up next with the mess I had at 30 turns, although I'm sure you would've been ready for the challenge. Feel free to replay what I had at 30 turns just to see how it might have turned out.
So, without further ado, here we go:
4000 BC:
- Move worker 1 south to cow (pretty obvious that will be the first tile to be worked). Oh surprise, he sees more jungle in that direction.
- If worker goes south, then natural thing for the scout to do is move 2 north. Looks like it's a coastline we have nearby, unless it's a humongous lake.
- Found Googleplex on the spot with the settler, will build warrior.
- Bah! Scout moved in the wrong direction, there's a goody hut 2 east of the city.
- Research set to alphabet at minimum, expected in 40 turns.
3950 BC:
- Worker begins irrigating.
- Scout climbs a hill and sees some fish and more BG's.
3900 BC:
- Scout discovers another BG. That makes two BG's in range with the fish.
3850 BC:
- Scout discovers yet another BG (!!!). Looks like a very nice starting position, not just for the capital, but for the entire core set of cities.
3800 BC:
- Scout continues moving to the southwest.
3750 BC:
- Irrigation complete.
- Scout sees lots of jungle.
- Googleplex: warrior -> scout
3700 BC:
- Googleplex grows to size 2. Scout due in 2 turns instead of 5.
3650 BC:
- Worker begins to mine BG.
- Scout finds a goody hut out on a hill in the southwest.
3600 BC:
- Googleplex: scout -> settler
- Second scout moves two tiles to the east into the goody hut and finds... NOTHING

(I thought we were expansionist!)
- Okay, not that bad, at least there's horses nearby.
- First scout enters goody hut, and gets a tech (ceremonial burial)
3550 BC:
- First scout wanders further and finds our first luxury resource - silks in the jungle.
- Second scout goes southeast and sees 3 cows
3500 BC:
- Well, drat. We've run into our evil nemesis already, the first civ we ever meet. Stupid scout standing right there on the furs gets the punishment he deserves.
- In other news, Googleplex experiences cultural expansion.
3450 BC:
- More silks found in the jungle in the southwest.
- Still no sign of the Microsoft military.
3400 BC:
- Not much new. See some fish though.
3350 BC:
- More furs found. Too far away for us to build a city there though.
- We are chasing the Microsoft scout as he tries to wander back to their capital. Seems like there's more jungle in that direction.
3300 BC:
- Nothing to see here, moving along.
3250 BC:
- Googleplex: settler -> warrior
- A black border is seen, looks like the evil Microsoft capital.
3200 BC:
- Our first scout is still lost out west, in the middle of hills, mountains, and jungle.
- Second scout sneaks through Microsoft territory.
3150 BC:
- There is more land on the other side of Redmond!
3100 BC:
- Is there anyone else on the other side of Microsoft?
IBT: Yes! A scout wearing a light blue tunic wanders by and we wave at him.
3050 BC:
- This trade is made:
We were still 23 turns from researching alphabet, and I was afraid that AOL would make contact with Microsoft soon, which would likely make this trade impossible.
- Research changed to writing, at minimum.
- Menlo Park founded, with two cows and horse in its radius.
- Googleplex: warrior -> settler
3000 BC:
- AOL border found, with gems in a mountain just outside it.
2950 BC:
- Our first scout climbs a mountain and sees another goody hut.
2900 BC:
- Injured AOL warriors spotted. Seems like they're having a rough time with barbs.
2850 BC:
- The goody hut give us... *drumroll* ... bronze working!
- AOL has a worker for sale. We buy for 30 gold.
2800 BC:
- Menlo Park: warrior -> warrior
- Barb camp found in the far southeast. Fortunately there's better targets than our scout for the barbs.
IBT: Steve Case builds Mirabilis ICQ and fortifies warrior, who successfully defends against barbs.
2750 BC:
- Our scout in the west is spotted by a barbarian. Uhoh!
2710 BC:
- The AOL capital, Welcome Screen, is sighted. It is defended by a Monthly Subscriber (looks just like a bowman).
- Barbarian warrior is following out scout!
- Googleplex: settler -> spearman
2670 BC:
- Two Microsoft archers seen south of Menlo Park. A warrior is sent to fortify on a mountain, in hopes they will suicide attack it.
2630 BC:
- Some chasing going on, two Microsoft Mindless Minions (impi) joining the fun.
2590 BC:
- Mountain View founded, northwest of Googleplex. It has immediate access to fish and 3 BG's as well as 3 choppable forests.
- Menlo Park: warrior -> warrior (need as many units ASAP to handle the AI)
IBT: Two Microsoft archers die attacking our warrior on a mountain, but a third archer kills him. Mindless minion moves onto road connecting Googleplex and Menlo Park.
2510 BC:
- I'm trying to lure the barb warrior with my scout toward the AI units, in hopes that it will attack them instead of my scout. Let's see if this works...
2470 BC:
- Minion moves onto horses tile. Drat.
- Another archer shows up SE of Menlo Park.
IBT: Minion
pillages the horses tile!
2430 BC:
- Googleplex: spearman -> spearman
- Menlo Park: warrior -> spearman
- Well, I'm not going to wait for the archer to attack me. Kill it with a warrior from Menlo Park, which gets redlined
IBT: Minion kills our redlined warrior. Oh well, at least Microsoft gets a golden age in despotism with only two cities
2390 BC:
- Mountain View: warrior -> worker
- Our scout escapes out of the jungle and heads back to the capital. Where has that barbarian gone?
2350 BC:
- Scout pops a hut really far away near AOL territory. Out comes... a conscript warrior. Whatever, the warrior is sent northward toward Redmond, in hopes of distracting Bill Gates.
- Barb has followed us, right up to a tile next to a mindless minion.
IBT: Mindless minion kills barb. Poor barb, aww...
2310 BC:
- Minion + warrior spotted southeast of Menlo Park. This is in addition to the minion + archer still fortified to the southwest of Menlo Park.
2270 BC:
- Microsoft units continue to advance.
- A new barbarian warrior sighted southwest of Googleplex.
2230 BC:
- Barb approaches Googleplex. Some workers in the way evacuated.
IBT: Spearman guarding Menlo Park wins twice against Microsoft attackers, killing a warrior and an archer. But a minion pillages the road that connects Menlo Park to Googleplex.
2190 BC:
- Mountain View: worker -> warrior
Current situation:
- Microsoft still stuck at two cities. Their start position kind of sucked, wheat + desert.
- Only Microsoft units left in our territory are two minions - doubt they'll take much offensive action, though the pillaging is annoying.
- Bill Gates is actually willing to offer us writing for a peace treaty, but rules are rules. Kill kill kill!
- AOL is getting big. They have six cities now, we will have to watch out and hope they don't become a runaway AI.
- Writing due in 20 turns, we have 112 gold and 8gpt at 10% science and 10% luxury.
- I suspect I may have built a few too many spearmen, typically I prefer to build offensive units to wipe out the enemy before they show up, but no warrior code and no horses makes that difficult. AOL also feels like charging a ton of cash for tech.
Roster:
tupaclives (up)
Andronicus (on deck)
Tone
Sima Qian (just played)