Stairway to Heaven

[CivCube]

This is a Calvinist thread. Only those who were pre-ordained are already in.

 

[Zack]

NOOOOO

WHY???

I was so good, I was trying so hard, and now you say I am condemned for eternity in hell without any fault at my side??????

It was predetermined before the game that 10 was the limit. Sorry.

 

[Buddhafish]

Then I guess I died at just the right time then.

 

[johnhughthom]

Quite amusing that heaven is nearly 50% scum and cult.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's because according to South Park, only Mormons can get in.

/cheap shot

 

[Zack]

Woops, I was doing non-computer stuff and lost track of the time. My apologies.

 

[Zack]

Night Eight​

topsecret locked the safe with the super top secret combination. He jumped back in shock when he turned around to find the man now standing right in front of him.

"Who the Jimmy Crackers are you?"

"First of all, do not take the name of his Jimminess in vain, hallowed be his name. Second of all, I'll tell you if you give me the combination to that safe."

"Never."

"Why not? You can trust me?"

"Trust you? You just broke into my home and crept up behind me!"

"Exactly! Like I said, you can trust me."

"Pfft. Anyways, I don't give the combination out to anyone."

"Not even me?"

"Especially not you."

"Hmm. It must be a pretty big secret, then."

"Oh, yes. It's quite the secret."

"Exactly how secret?"

"Top secret."

"THAT WAS A BAD PUN!!!"

"You baited me int- AHHHHHH!"

topsecret was blown to pieces by the rocket launcher the intruder fired at him at point blank while somehow not being harmed.

Spoiler :

topsecret was a Vanilla Townie!

topsecret then went down to Hell, where he had not secrets.

Vote to lynch someone in BOLD!





DAY ENDS IN 46 HOURS AND 58 MINUTES!​

 

[johnhughthom]

Uh huh huh huh, he went down. Uh huh huh huh.

Vote: MartinLuther

Scummier than a deep fried scum sandwich, sprinkled with the blood of dead townies.

 

[Verarde]

Vote: MartinLuther

Sha-bang.

Zack, just fyi, I'll be gone from tomorrow afternoon till Saturday afternoon, so July 8th through 14th. Please do not replace me.

 

[classical_hero]

vote:Martin Luther

 

[classical_hero]

Heaven has reached its maximum occupancy.

Link to video.

Heaven is still open.

 

[Zack]

Rule addendum:

• If a majority has been reached by the 24 hour mark, the Day phase will end early.

• Not only must there be a majority, but also a significant lead.

CURRENT MAJORITY: 11 living players + 10 Heavenites = 9 votes needed on one player to end the Day at halfway mark.

 

[topsecret]

I was the first person in Hades with positive salvations points.

Anyway, I seriously doubt ML is the scum. You can lynch him first, but I suspect Visorslash. He just seems guilty.
Example; Tallies ->

SamSniped: 2 (Mat93, Visorslash)

I believe Visorslash killed JoanK on night 5. Otherwise, it would have told Kennigit was the murderer. We then proceeded to kill robbiecon, leaving Visor as my main suspect.
Visor then killed me because I suspected him, though I can't figure out how he knew that.

This is all theory, of course, but find the scum, whoever it is.

 

[Dreadnought]

Vote: MartinLuther

 

[johnhughthom]

I was the first person in Hades with positive salvations points.

Anyway, I seriously doubt ML is the scum. You can lynch him first, but I suspect Visorslash. He just seems guilty.
Example; Tallies ->

I believe Visorslash killed JoanK on night 5. Otherwise, it would have told Kennigit was the murderer. We then proceeded to kill robbiecon, leaving Visor as my main suspect.
Visor then killed me because I suspected him, though I can't figure out how he knew that.

This is all theory, of course, but find the scum, whoever it is.

I have read this four or five times, and I still have no clue what the buggery your actual case is.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

Vote: Mat93, in accordance with the prophecy.

 

[topsecret]

I have read this four or five times, and I still have no clue what the buggery your actual case is.

Eh, just suspecting. I'm probably wrong, but he just seemed to eager to lead the lynches.

 

[choxorn]

mgs, that was annoying when you did it in TF2 Mafia and it's annoying now.

Vote: MartinLuther. He might not be the last mafia, but he's sure acting like it.

 

[Visorslash]

Martinluther

Too scummy to live, next is choxorn.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

mgs, that was annoying when you did it in TF2 Mafia and it's annoying now.

How rude.