Star Wars geeks who need girlfriends thread

This episode first aired some time ago, at least one week. Old news?
Sharwood said:
And the books pwn the original trilogy. Thrawn is awesome.
Agreed.
Star Wars books don't count. Unless it was on the big screen, it doesn't really exist.

(cue canon war!)
...where do you come up with these silly statements? I thought we settled this a long time ago in the Death Star vs. Borg Cube thread.
 
This episode first aired some time ago, at least one week. Old news?

Agreed.

...where do you come up with these silly statements? I thought we settled this a long time ago in the Death Star vs. Borg Cube thread.
I'm so glad I haven't read any of the Legacy series. It sounds like it raped the franchise almost as effectively as Lucas' new films did.

And the Death Star would totally frigging own a Borg Cube. Not as much as Centerpoint would of course.
 
I'm so glad I haven't read any of the Legacy series. It sounds like it raped the franchise almost as effectively as Lucas' new films did.
Yeah, well, I thought that that started with the NJO to be honest...:p...but yeah, read them, it wasn't worth it whatsoever. Mostly these days I confine myself to reading about Zayne Carrick's latest escapades.
Sharwood said:
And the Death Star would totally frigging own a Borg Cube. Not as much as Centerpoint would of course.
There was a thread about that. Also,
Spoiler Spoilers :
Centerpoint got destroyed.
 
Yeah, well, I thought that that started with the NJO to be honest...:p...but yeah, read them, it wasn't worth it whatsoever. Mostly these days I confine myself to reading about Zayne Carrick's latest escapades.

There was a thread about that. Also,
Spoiler Spoilers :
Centerpoint got destroyed.
Yeah, good times. It was like people trying to argue ants are stronger than elephants, and coming up with every excuse known to man to prove it :lol:

I've liked this season, I think. It's not the greatest, but I mean it's what? Season #40? The Simpsons went into its own downward spiral of idiocy far earlier, I think.
 
Damn. Centerpoint was an awesome threat. Way better than that stupid Sun Crusher. What's the point of creating a weapon that's impossible to defeat?

And I happened to like the NJO, although they made some big mistakes. Killing off Chewbacca let people know right off the bat that this wasn't just another bs throwaway series, and Nom Anor is one of the best villians in Star Wars history - although none can approach Thrawn. Then again, Thrawn wasn't really a villian. My main problem was they took a pretty unique enemy, got off to a great start, even having Mark Hamill star in the TV commercials, then they pissed it away out of stupidity. Onimi should have been focused on more, and Zonama Sekot was a frigging stupid idea. Living planet. Now that needed a damn Death Star.
 
Dude, they also included trained officers. Boba Fett became a Stormtrooper by going to the Imperial Academy at Carida. And let's not forget Major Tierce. The Spaarti Cloning Cylinders also cranked out stormtroopers, and many of them were New Zealanders, a.k.a. Mandalorian. Don't try matching Star Wars knowledge with me girlfriend.

And the books pwn the original trilogy. Thrawn is awesome.

Word up. Expanded Universe FTW.
 
If only we could unExpand the last five years of it...

agreed. its all good up to the yuuzhan vong, then it annoys me.

as for the episode, 'twas amusing. however, they (steven & george) didnt rape indiana jones in any way. and besides, NOTHING THEY COULD DO WOULD HAVE RAPED THE INDIAN JONES FRANCHISE AS MUCH AS THIS ONE WORD RAPED A BETTER FRANCHISE:

Spoiler :
Midi-chlorians


:mad:
 
I think the series has been declining in the past few years. I think its because they know young children are watching so they put in more things that young children like. Or I'm just more mature.:hmm:
 
That episode doesn't beat the one where it got Paris Hilton sticking that pineapple up into her ....

or worse when the fate of Paris Hilton later becomes one of the many of Slave's collection of objects in his .....
 
I liked the Legacy of the Foce books. Some of the better SW fiction for the last decade anyway. Some of the EU is really good, some of it so bad it makes the Phantom Menace look good.
 
Damn. Centerpoint was an awesome threat. Way better than that stupid Sun Crusher. What's the point of creating a weapon that's impossible to defeat?
Yeah, all in all I was unimpressed with the JA trilogy as a whole, and the Sun Crusher made it worse...at least the ******** thing is in a black hole now. As for Centerpoint - well, at least lots more stuff happened there this time around. It was pretty important in the Legacy series for most of the time.
Sharwood said:
And I happened to like the NJO, although they made some big mistakes. Killing off Chewbacca let people know right off the bat that this wasn't just another bs throwaway series, and Nom Anor is one of the best villians in Star Wars history - although none can approach Thrawn. Then again, Thrawn wasn't really a villian. My main problem was they took a pretty unique enemy, got off to a great start, even having Mark Hamill star in the TV commercials, then they pissed it away out of stupidity. Onimi should have been focused on more, and Zonama Sekot was a frigging stupid idea. Living planet. Now that needed a damn Death Star.
I was fine with the NJO until Star by Star. Then it turned ********. Anakin started acting completely unlike his normal self, got sacrificed to save his idiot, indecisive brother and emo sister, and totally ruined who I thought was the coolest of the Solo family. And then Stover made me happy with Traitor, which made up for part of it, because Jacen stopped sucking. Finally, with the Dark Nest trilogy, Denning pissed me off again because he was throwing away the interesting Jacen in favor of poor foreshadowing of what happens in the Legacy series. Zonama Sekot was a bonus bit of foolishness when you add it on to losing Anakin.
I liked the Legacy of the Foce books. Some of the better SW fiction for the last decade anyway.
...eh wot? What happened at the end of the Legacy of the Force was, not to put too fine a point on it, dumb. And to be entirely honest, the Gordian knot that they had to take nine books to solve wasn't all that tough; the bad guy (no spoilers?) kept getting thrashed, even by people who couldn't use the Force, and was so obviously outclassed that I was incredulous that the Good Guys still thought him a target worth pursuing by the end of the books. Even Kueller was a better bad guy than this dude, and he only lasted one book. Probably the high points were the bits where you got to see Boba Fett and his screwed up family life, and the way the Mandalorian situation was resolved was actually pretty classy and sort of inventive, even.
Zardnaar said:
Some of the EU is really good, some of it so bad it makes the Phantom Menace look good.
That's true. What is unambiguous is how bad the current Clone Wars show is. Lucas needs to stop ruining his own canon.
 
Wait, didn't Lucas and Speilberg get their faces melted off by the bad re-make of the first Indiana Jones movie?

Oh, right, the Grim Reaper doesn't do his job well in South Park.

What is unambiguous is how bad the current Clone Wars show is. Lucas needs to stop ruining his own canon.

The movie or the show? :p
 
I'm quite glad I haven't read into the NJO too much. I prefer the more military-oriented books, like the X-Wing series, the Han Solo Trilogy, et al. During my last foray into a Borders, I picked up the classics The Truce a Bakura and Shadows of the Empire, though I have yet to read them, and doubt I will soon; they are near the end of a long list of books I have yet to read.
 
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