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To: Caribbean Empire
From: Aztec Empire

Strong words for those who have wronged us. Pathetic and hypocritical words from those who would have STARTED a war between two Empires. Leave us to our affairs, and we shall leave you to yours.

To: Maya
From: Aztec Empire

It has been more than a century since we STOPPED persecuting the Southern Traditionalists. We have attempted to re-integrate them into our society, and they have been rejecting it. The Mayan influence on Southern Traditionalism AGAINST Quetzalism is seen as the primary cause for this unrest, in modern times.

Join our Empire willingly, to further advance the greatness of the Gods. If you do not, then there will be no peace.
 
To Aztec Empire from New Illinois

This is too obvious and time consuming. Allow us to aid in your military affairs without wearing Aztec uniforms and using Aztec ships, please.

To Carribean Empire from New Illinois
Sorry, we are going to kill all of them. Are you willing to pay money for their worthless hides?
 
To: New Illinois
From: Aztec Transitional Government

As our ships are already in your ports, allow us to assist in transporting your troops (as you do not have the transport capacity required). Discard the Aztec uniforms (or do as you wish with them). Thank you for your assistance.

Due to the circumstances, we will be unable to send our merchants to your lands, but gladly accept your trade into the great Port City of Quetzalmec (if you've initiated that portion of the trade, at least).

Emperor Itzamec II
 
We shall board your ships (ediT: hey, waitaminute I don't have galleons; didn't I build them last round?) and with your allowance add our own triremes to bolster the escort. Thank you for the gift of your uniforms; we shall establish a memorial and a museum to commemorate Illini history and they will make an excellent showcase.

Note: I have got galleys by now, but ah whatthespoony, don't see why I shouldn't take up on your offer. I'll splat a few layers of laquer on some of my ships so they can act as decoys.

PS. Would you care to impart some of your superior education my people? I'm lagging behind your nation by almost two full levels (I don't think it'll cost you anything), thanx anyways.

To ModKamil: Good update, only one thing to say: ships travel waaay fast, since the updates are a century each I personally think my troops should have boarded the ships and gone where they wanted by now; but hey, you're the GM.

PS. The original intent of the 'population boom' part of the People Farms project was a heigtened acceleration of population growth; a copy of the Iron Maidens project. 30k citizens is wonderful however so I'm not about to whinge, I was just going to ask if I have the acceleration as well otherwise I'll make a project on it since it seems far more longterm efficient.
PPS. The Carribean stat.s seem to be missing from the first page; or I may simply not have noticed it. Did they send teachers? Would it help if they did? I forgot to add it in my orders, would be rather embaressing if their teachers and wise men came and nothing happened, oh well.
 
To New Illini bandits: Cool it guys, there is a finite number of Iroqouis and I don't want you to remain bandits out of bad habit when we're done. Government sanctioned actions will be established and you will sign up with a squadron; continued unregulated action will be punished.
That said; I'm proud of you buggers. You are truly of Illini spirit... if your goal is simply to kill Iroquis or torment them of course. Monetary gain is a whole other thing. We don't take slaves!
So anyway... sign up at Roanoke or your local army HQ. It'll be much better that way and we give out medals for every 15 kills or 30 wounds.
 
To: GDC
From: Malaysia

We do not wish to be pulled into another war. But before you bring military forces into the Western Papua problem, think what the effect would be on your people. Even IF the vote was unfair, many of your intelligent citizens will see nothing but hypocrisy. Perhaps you could bring in a a neutral 3rd party in to hold the election to ensure fairness?
 
(eek, a triple-post!)

To ModKamil: Any chance or re-implementing a bonus to army purchases for a high population (cause: buku manpower)?
Do I get a price cut if someone is willing to share iron age weapons tech. w/ me?
How many turns will it take to complete a project to upgrade my army to iron age w/ a population growth acceleration?

To Illinois: Would you care to impart us some of the wisdom of your scholars and knowledge on upgrading our weapons to Iron Age? We would be more then happy to send you project-advisors in return.
 
Kamilian- Sory about that. I had a migrane when I typed that, and I do stupid things when I have migranes. I also started fasting (and when Jews fast, it aint no lent thing, we don't eat or drink ANYTHING, even water) last night and that most certainly did not help. Thank you for answering though. I feel like such an idiot.:blush:
 
To Fez
From Israel
King Solomon requests that you allow Israelite merchants from Tel-Aviv into your ports and markets. May the redeemer and forgiver guide your decisions and actions that the Sultanate may flourish. L'Yisroel!
 
From Caribbean Empire
To new Illini
we will pay 1 gold for them, as well as use our own ships to transport, all you have to do in round them up, please while doing so do not harm them, the object of this is to lower violence

ooc YEA WOOO *nibbles a coach* :D
 
ok whatever im not changing the update
furthermore, it is the beginning of this Christianity, and notice that i did not say that the Christanity's doctrine (ie, Bible) has been released, so i think it is quite feasible that his followers will say that he died for the sins of people. i think that i set it up so that they will begin preaching that (notice that i said that Jesus was saying that the catastrophes occurred because of people's sins)
 
ok, just wanted to make clear it's not actually Christianity at all if you approach from a non-theist althistorian view

and the ressurection is paramount
 
Alright, I'll give you that - I should have mentioned resurrection.
So add-on to update: Supposedly, according to his followers, Jesus Christ resurrected 3 days after his torturous death on the Cross. Coincidentally, it is on that third day that the Pashtun Army began its hasty withdrawal from Jerusalem due to the arrival of the international legions from the Mediterranean countries - a miracle that the followers of Christ - "Christians" - have attributed to the Glorious Resurrection and its accompanying "opening of the Gates of Heaven" for people. But most Israelites rejected this claim, denying that this man was suffering and died for the sins of the world and vehemently opposed the claim that he resurrected, accusing the Christians of stealing the prophet's ("Messiah", according to the Christians) body to make it seem like it was taken to Heaven. Furthermore, many of the Israelites attribute the miracle of the withdrawal of barbarians from their capital to the death of the "traitor" Jesus. The majority of Israelites, however, do believe that the execution was excessive and a simple imprisonment would suffice if the man really was a traitor.

oh, and by the way, the front page does say the real-life religions will begin the say but it also says or similarly.
and while i don't qualify as a Bible-Studies teacher, i do know a bit about the New Testament and the Old and stuff, and I myself am Christian, so it's not like I'm deliberately trying to defile Christianity or anything like that.

About the People's Farms, toteone, well, a population boom is happening. Families are growing bigger everywhere. This is just the beginning.
You do have the galleys.
As for your story, where is it?



From Fez
To Israel:
We agree. Expect a shipment of troops to help you against the hordes soon.

From Mayan Empire
To Aztec Transitional Government:
The Gods look down upon your deeds, and frown and shake their heads in shame at what their own children and creations have done to their own fellow flesh-and-blood.
 
To Fez
From Israel
King Solomon, the just, the wise, thanks you for allowing the merchants in and for sending the Sultan's great troops. May the he who judges on this day of attonement write the name of all the Sultan's subjects in the book of life. L'Yisroel!
 
To: Western Papua
From: Malaysia

If you wish to leave, Malaysia can ferry you off your ill-fated island.
 
From His Royal Heiness Riley V, King of Eire
To There Majesties of the Kingdoms of France and Belgium
Let us push the tragedies that have plagued Europe aside and commence a celebration of friends. We humbly invite you to attend a celebration of the fall harvest at my palace in Dublin. You shall be the guests of honor for the festivals and be treated as the soverign lords you are.

To the rulers of Saxony
We request that you withdraw from the rightful lands of Brandenburg. Should you refuse, our forces in the region may just so happen to cross your borders. We hope you make the wisest choice.
 
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