amirsan
King of all Kings
Edit your list cuz u got me on both. 


The turkey was the best in the Empire and the fruit was grown by the richest of farmers. Confetti filled the air as a parade marched past the balconies of the Palace. The people celebrated. The people were so happy they worked twice as hard and the economy boomed. The Assurian king was led in a gold 12x12 cage during the festivites. Then a blanket was thrown over the cage and the soldiers played a game. They would throw spears blindly into the cage and try to impale the king. The fifth spear went throgh the king's heart. He fell in a bloody heap on the floor of the cage. His ministers and governers were tossed into a pit of raging lions and his generals were burned at the stake. It boosts Chief Volum's ailing (hint hint) approval rating and helps the South African economy.It boosts Chief Volum's ailing (hint hint) approval rating and helps the South African economy.

Originally posted by Jason The King
To Media
From Assyria
We would like a small strip of land around the Tigris that borders you, but other then that we are happy with this division.