Hope I can join, even if it's a little late...
Since I'm feeling braver than I usually do, I'll take Poland.
Warsaw News-Tribune
Today, an enigmatic leader has taken control of Poland. He has not yet revealed his name, and requests that everyone calls him the Specialist.
After much deliberation, the Specialist has ordered a general increase in the training of his troops, forseeing eventual conflict in the future.
In other news, the Specialist made several tours of Polish factories in Warsaw in order to boost his people's morale.
ORDERS
-Train all troops.
-Purchase 1 Destroyer and 1 Armored Division.
-Begin propaganda to increase morale.
To: Norway
From: Poland
Would you like to enter into a defensive alliance with us?
To: Russia, Germany
From: Poland
We would like to sign a non-agression pact with you.